₦airaland Forum

u r the Bigger FOOOL
U opn ur mouth to vomit sh*t

debris:
What makes me feel this op is a fool"
na all this one be man wey dey behave like woman...meanwhile am not ibo/igbo watever but to an extent i think a matured human should behave nd sound responsible....pls show some maturity future father.

Traditional marriage list wey be like this...........
.............
1. 50 jers of ogogoro
2. 7 he-goats for elders
3. 7 she-goats for the old women
4. 22 Jersey, 22boots, and 10balls for the youths.
5. 120yards of Nigeria wax for the young girls.
6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes for the
oldest men and women in the family.
7. 70 cola nuts and 100 bitter cola.
8. One bull for the king and elders in council.
9. A sewing machine for the younger sister to my
wife to be.
10. 5 tipper of sand and 7 tipper of bags of
dangote cement.
11. Three gallons of 20litres palm wine.
12. 5 white sheep for her elder and younger
brothers.
13. 200 bathroom slippers for the villagers.
14. 20liters of petrol
15. 4 handsets for her other siblings
16. 10 cartons each of star beer,coke and
schinnap.
17. The father and mother's clothes with the sum
of N180,000.
18. 2 big box that will be used to park her
clothes.
19. A white bicycle for her uncle.
20. when coming with the above items, come with
3 live cows that will be slaughtered for the
traditional marriage ceremony.
21. N700,000 for the Bride price.
Pals............
**Ladies:....will you approve/be comfortable with
this type of list to be presented to your husband
to be?
**Guys......what will you do if you're given such a
list? Will you go to this extent to marry the love
of your life?.....

kenny987:
Pls explain. What is toruba?

I meant yoruba local womens

Na so toruba woman too dey shout no mata anywhere,quote me anywhere

kenny987:
The woman no try. Na on top laying of bed she dey make noise anyhow...lol

Bitch in the making #wait until ur family uploads you on OLX for sale

;DLol

Flashh:
[color=#225484]Read your post again you will know you are lost.

I read where you said "you are sending her money to cool her down". Is she an hot plate? ♨

So you think if you don't send her money she will hang herself right? You are indeed a lost maga. [/color]

hodusglobal:
Both of dem don chop Apu before leaving the motor park...lol

Abi dm order for hot beans

[quote author=vicadex07 post=38292434][/quote]This personalities r mere civilians and not a famous or g8t prsonality in the Nigeria Economy, u can arraingn for d kidnapp of pple like ojukwu son or arthue ez or mor honourable individual n se wots d result will fetch u herdsman

nairalandist:
I can show you many threads where Fulani herdmen have killed Igbos in the South-East and nothing happened, talkless of kidnapping someone. i

U r Big FOOL, show me d threads let's get to see hw many of dem, u beta get a brain

Its edcation mehn, y r u sossick

Awoofawo:
Even the mods that allowed this to happend is crazy. I don't mind getting ban but true be told Seun got problem too!

A scrilege dat will hunt dem bak* nemesis will hunt dem soon

Thak God, we finally mde it into lagos state afta d whole day scenerio

Rotimi47:
They even sell human flesh in restaurants in the east; these are confirmed by international cable TV stations.

Dats the bloggers mkt, not real,its all false

Rotimi47:
Your right up shows you have a cockroach for a brain; how did Anin , Monday & the police guy turn to Yoruba? What about top corrupt people like; orji uzor kalu, ayim, ihejirika who is one of the most corrupt military man in the history of Nigeria, Stella oduah( former aviation minister, Okereke of the Nigerian stock exchange just to mention a few. Igbos have been kingpin of crime among the black race; so stop trying to twist the fact that the whole world have known for decades.

Soon u forgot abt obj,tinubu, fashola etc (names unlimited) who r d key to corruption, its no twixted formulation, its a research work done well for swallow.

Ephemmm:
When will you show us -

1. Top ten drug pushers?

2. Top ten suppliers of fake products?

3. Top ten kidnappers?

4. Top ten 419?

Help urself by visitin gOOgle site

Dieties r dead nw

Forget the leta 'G' I no like G

MarvellousGod:
..... very funny. .. two irresponsible old men

What is even funnier is that the driver doesn't even care.. still dey drive dey go

Op, you guys better stop the fight because if any of them dies, una go dey prison for days.....

:oy u dey talk like a bush rat, person die, na to open bus for high way,troway nta dose tick forest, journey continues *nna nekwa oya ooo

Ndi IBO no b so? !!!

benedictnsi:
Leave that thing this is a change dispensation...... BTW, you speak igbo well, so you are one of us

Sure, I b confam IBO man, anambra precisely, we no dey dull

benedictnsi:
Lol......... you see your life Your statement depicts cowardice and marginalisation or being tribal... But that's not the best na, @least I believe you are Educated

Bia nwokem, u say cowardish, u forget say na 9ja b dis abi, its no super man film oo -- its a live show

misspresident:
lol funny this happen everytime. whenever i am inside a bus and i see passengers fighting i am always happy NB in a good way. at least my journey won't be boring.

Lol, its calm now but dis mehn are still treatenin demselves ooo
I will waste u, u will blow me, see as u resemble buhari workshop animal, u b idiot frm d origin, haba wetin dey hapen here, all dis ibo plle gerrout hereeee!!!

benedictnsi:
Lol


@op....... (1) it is "IGBO" and not "IBO"

---2--- can't help settle small dispute in a mini bus So how can you conquer boko Harram when you are made the president

Mehn u bomb dey ur head, u want make dem forget blow for my face abi, all dis ibo man dem !!

Hahahahaha wonders shall neva end, right now inside this modaf**king Toyota Mini bus (company name withheld) travelling to lagos, comes this two Naughty matured IBO MEN Fighting because of closing and opening the side window for breeze to come in or go out*hahahaha *cant heelp to stop laffing in here on a high speed heading to agbor delta state, Driver remain focused @ 140 speedometer, no minding the fight going on.
Here is the conversation on high tune:

Driver: make una continue oo *Alaye ati Omo Tah

1st ibo man: Bia nwokem hw d window breeze take disturb u na

2nd ibo man: bia aa yia, close dat window,d breeze is too much na eehh

1st IBo man: No, its my window,I go cohoose wetin to do wen I wnt

2nd Ibo man: e na pu ala (r u goin mad) will u close dat window,d breeze is blowin away my grondnut I am chopin

1st ibo man: Bia nwata kiria(come small boi) u beta shutup be4 I go beat u inside dis movin truck*lol* bus not truck

2nd ibo man: who who!! Me! Haaaa !! Beat me kwa ne ba(in here)

1st man: yes, inside here *He pushes d 2nd man and hit him in d head*

2nd man: rushes him a blow
1st man: retaliated

DRIVER: Abeg make una no break my window,I go colet my moni if una brk am ooo *OLOSHI AWON MEJI* Lmao

NOTE: Omo na beta punch and draggin, tearin shirts and slapping_Pa PA Pa!!! Inside here ooooo,!!!!!! LOL_ LMAO

As a shap guy na, na once I open my camera to video, collet d heavy groundnut dey chow am self dey watch Teken vs shina rambo*LOL

I wished I can upload it here for all to watch. Haa, wot a journey!!! Oooo

UPDATE:- Fight continues heavily inside this mini bus right now, dem manage dey punch ooo.. Hahahhaha.


I know so many must have seen or experienced such travelling experiences when travelling for a long distance!!!

SHARE HERE.

Instrction: Topic to make front page.

E na kor tu ie u r talkin gist 4 d dieties

Ibo boiz even d day jsus comes,dey must mkt der product to sell, basktmout just dey sell him mkt her since,dey dull d show nii

Why pple liike olamide,reminisces,oritse femi, no dey come dis kind shows

Omawummi knows hw to do its best on stage and A.Y