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who knows the nemesis behind it, i hope its not what i am thinking #FOOD

broda, me too dey reason the same all the time

emsheddy:
I really need explanations on how I ended up as a Nigerian!

lol

XD3G:
Sword....lol

Back to medieval times.

Dear All,
I hope my request meets you all well.

i am confused what to do with the money i WON from Bet9ja, i have been blessed but i dont know where to invest it in.

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I smell badt bele gals everywhere even here NL

I smell bad belle gals everywhere

Make I chop den reason wetin to tell u bitch

[quote author=Olamide688 post=48816972][/quote]Welcome fresh scamma

ireneony:
six quotes ladies say to justify themselves for being single


This thread is no way to make single ladies less appreciated or look down on.
Being single can be really fun, especially when you are a lady.

Most ladies try to justify themselves that being single is the best thing that has ever happened to them.

I'm here to list out six quotes ladies say to justify themselves for being single.


1. I'm Single And Happy: This quote is popularly used by most single ladies. They use this quote to console themselves. We know relationship is not easy but that doesn't mean there are no sweet sides to everything. No matter how they try to console themselves, sometimes they feel lonely especially when they see other women friends with their boyfriends/fiance.

2. I'm Waiting For Mr Right: This is another lie single ladies tell to console themselves. They are on Facebook, instamessenger, nairaland, e.tc yet can't find a Mr right. How will you find Mr right, when you keep shutting all the men that comes your way. Aunty! Take a clay and mould man for yourself .

3. God's Time Is The Best: We all know God's time is the best but why not make use of the time you have now. Most most single ladies will say anything to justify their loneliness.

4. I'm Not Ready For A Relationship: Really! So you are not ready for a relationship, ma! When will you be ready? Oh! Okay when you are in your mid-fourthies by the time you clock your menopause

5. I'm Into Celibacy: Most single ladies that are not virgins are fond of hiding under the canopy of celibate. Pls!pls! Spare us that crap, you are not a nun.

6. All Men Are The Same: This quote is so popular among single ladies. How can you be hundred percent sure all men are the same when you have not dated them all.

Maybe until they discover MUNGO PARK_ dey will kno dere is no time to check time... LOL

Thukzee01:
I even think say na 1 kind big fone

U no get sense,read the word 'prank' check dictionary

pls OP you for add dis caption "viewers discription'

ONUKWU

ndi IGBO KWANU

We represent all day,any day < all weather....

come join me @ st Ann catholic church itire local govt surulere lagos state,tonite 9pm until 11:59am, after dere,we balling into my street carnival where i am gonna be the MC of the street carnival,i will e recognizing all nairalanders and lots of drinks to dine with for all.....

wondered if network providers send to us everyone data payment balance as at 31dec every year and also credit used as at 31st dec everyyear,omo dem go nta wahala for pple hands oooo, even meself go become akagum to especially MTN ... lol

its 31st december 2015,i am very much happy to be alive,all the glory to God for this day and for everyone alive with me on Nairaland,i love you all !!!! lets us share where it is happening in your arae,exchange contacts depending on which area is hot dis 31st,make we come display say we be nairalanders OOOOO...

oboi oooo dis movie oon badt guy

you be AWU!!!

wisdomguy4u:
This is a true story of an unforgettable near death experience I had on the night of 24th December, 2015 that changed my life forever. I decided to share this story here not because I want you to castigate me for my act (you can't castigate me more than I have castigate myself), but because I believe a lot of people will learn from it and thereby avoid the pitfall in the coming 2016.

It all began when I attended the night church service held in my village. I came a little late so I wasn't opportune to get a seat. I had to stand up for the mass. After standing in the cold for about an hour, my legs began to shiver, I decided to walk toward the church gate and back to stretch my near stiffed knees.

As I got to the gate, I stood for a while and then turn around to walk back when I heard a female voice from the dark corner of the gate; she said, "it's boring right? ". I walked toward her to get a clear view of who was talking; I saw a light skin girl sitting on a small flower pavement. I asked her "what's boring?". "The service , the night, everything" She replied. It was obvious she wanted us to have a conversation, so I quickly sat down beside her.

To cut the story short, from our little conversation I got to know that her name is Aderoke, her father is from Ogun state while her mother is from my village. She was born and brought up in lagos and can't speak or understand Igbo language (meanwhile the service was coordinate in igbo language). This was few things I was able to get from her before she told me she was shivering due to the cold. As a sharp guy i reasoned she wanted me to cuddle her, so I told her to draw closer so I can hold her. Without hesitation she moved closer and placed her head on my shoulder while I placed my hand around her waist.

Everything went so fast, before I could say "bingo!" We were already into deep romance: kissing and groping . In the climax of it all she held me and whisper in my ear " sex me please". As I look around for a more hidden corner, a part of me was persuading me to control my urge that she could be an agent of darkness sent to destroy me, and another part of me was telling me not to lose the opportunity that she's just a lonely girl in need of some fun. I fell for the latter. I got a more hidden corner were we began to have it; first she bend low while I got on her back ; after awhile she suggested I sit on a pavement there while she climb on top.

Few minutes afterward, I felt a sudden sharp pain on my butt, I thought it was an ant or something similar, but the pain grew bigger. With a trembling voice I told her to stop and get down that I think something bit me, but she was so carried aways that she couldn't hear me out. As the pain kept increasing , I had to push her out of me . I stood up, flash my phone touch in the pavement and there was a long big snake rowed up . The strange girl screamed and ran away. By then I was already feeling dizzy and fainting, I managed to pull myself back into the church premises and disclose to someone that I have been bitten by a snake after which I lost conscious of myself. I heard I was even fuming from the mouth.

After 2 days of serious traditional treatment, I regained consciousness. When I was asked to explain how I got bitten by a snake in the church, I didn't know what to say. I can't believe I nearly lost my life because of a few minutes romp with a total stranger, it's a very shameful thing to tell your family. The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

I believe God gave me a second chance for a reason. And I have sworn never to continue my careless lifestyle, I have given my life to God and anything premarital sex is not for me anymore. I know it's not easy to overcome temptation of premarital sex, but I believe with pray and determination we can overcome anything.

My fellow Nairalanders join me and thank God for my life, and at the same time learn from my story. For the seek of your family and loved ones, stop living a careless life . Stop sleeping around with strangers, so many people knowingly or unknowingly have spiritual spouse, some of who are viciously jealous . Sex is sweet , but life is sweeter. Try and live a safe life in 2016. I pray God see us all through in Jesus name: Amen!

after the reggae play the blues

can't u see d transformation

everybody on the race here in nsukka enugu state as woman turns into a creature during her traditional marriage,i was only able to capture this during the transformation process...

End Time marriage!!![color=#990000][/color]

i am so much interested in this,here is my mail ebukamozez@gmail.com

i want to kickoff the new year in grand style

[b][/b]2016 year of progresss.....

Psalm18:
How do you know they are billionaires?
All these self appellations and then they end up been debtors to banks

I c u dont know dilli becus poverty don't scare u away from seeing d rich,u c all like ur status #poorman....

go lekki ask abt am,person wey dem dey give chance

pls why is the post not on FP and its knw normant

pls I need DAT importation eBook@ebukamozez@gmail.com may God bless u for me... Thanks

i have decided to help out with my medium of high stake for maximum winning,this page is strictly for in play games with an average of 1.50 odd... we stake singlely in play matches, page for only the strong in heart and gambling spirit..
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Matured mind plsss.....

i have decided to help out with my medium of high stake for maximum winning,this page is strictly for in play games with an average of 1.50 odd... we stake singlely in play matches, page for only the strong in heart and gambling spirit..
like: central bank of sports big win 100% on facebook
Matured mind plsss.....

please nairalanders,i need urgent advice on the business to carryout this xmas period for immediate ROI before the end of january,mke i give my testimonies and tithe??