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Lol* very cool

With final year projects making the waves in Unizik, UNIZIKMATA presents to you another Team of Zikites that has assembled in same line of creativity to produce a made in Nigeria ELECTRIC POWER BIKE which they have named EBS ONE.
This team of Mechanical Engineering Students comprises ofONYEBUCHI CHINONSO, OVOKE PAUL, CHIKA PAUL, UDORA EDISON, NWAFOR PAULING, and from the department of Electrical EngineeringVICTOR IKEH TOCHUKWU.
The project(EBS ONE) has to do with having an electrical system in place of internal combustion engine of a motorcycle.
This electrical system comprises mainly of; the batteries, a DC motor, the gear system, and an inverter.
The batteries power the motor which in turn moves the gear to bring about the movement of the rear wheel. i.e batteries>motor>gear>rear wheel.
The idea of this project is to reduce the dependence on fuel for motorcycles and reduce ozone layer depletion by carbon compounds due to combustion of fuels.
They fabricated their own Chasis(skeleton). It has the shape of a modern day powerbike.
They also made use of Solidworks application,Autodesk Inventor and Matlab for different simulations.Everything involving the project was done in the school’s workshop.
The power system comprises of a 12Volts 6Amps battery, an electric motor and some other materials which were gotten.
Indeed, Nnamdi Azikiwe University Awka is really producing qualified and competitive engineers.

Doubt oda varsity in doin dis innovatn!

Any Zikites in the Houz!!!

The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) on Friday urged bank customers to be cautious of unknown individuals alerting them on the deactivation of their bank accounts due to incomplete registration for Bank Verification Number.
This is contained in a statement by Mr Ibrahim Mu’azu, Director, Corporate Communications of the CBN posted on the apex bank’s website.
The statement gave example of the message as:
Dear customers, due to the new BVN policy of the CBN your account have been deactivated and to reactivate call….
The Central Bank of Nigeria wishes to warn individuals and the general public that those messages are intended to lure bank account holders to reveal their personal details with which the fraudsters could use to defraud them.
The statement warned the public that neither the CBN nor their employees or agents would ever call bank customers or send e-mail/text messages requesting for passwords, card details or Personal Identification Number.
It, however, advised bank customers to personally visit their banks for any issue requiring disclosure of personal bank details.

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Very creatibe innovation but...

On d street of lagos,u are a 419
Dis woolin car go Shamaya within its 4 hours in. Lagos ireland

Imagine if e catch fire, u go burn join am wella oo

Op u r suppose to b in bridges hawkin nylon bags

Awu

1) What shld a woman do if she finds herself alone in d company of a strange male as she prepares to enter a lift in a high-rise apartment late @ night?Experts Say: Enter the lift. If you need to reach the 13th floor, press all the buttons up to your destination. No one will attack you in a lift that stops on every floor.

2) What to do if a stranger tries to attack you when you are alone in your house, run into the kitchen.Experts Say: You alone know where the chili powder and turmeric are kept.And where the knives and plates are. All these can be turned into deadly weapons. If nothing else, start throwing plates and utensils all over.Let them break. Scream. Remember that noise is the greatest enemy of a molester. He does not want to be caught.

3} Taking a Taxi at Night.Experts Say: Before getting in2 any vehicle at night, note its registration number.Then call ur family or friend & pass on the details to them in the language the driver understands. Even if no one answers your call, pretend U are in a conversation.Th­e driver now knows some1 has his details and he will be in serious trouble if anything goes wrong. He is now bound to take U home safe & sound. A potential attacker is now Ur de facto protector!

4}What if the driver turns into a street he is not supposed to - and you feel you are entering a danger zone?Experts Say: Use the handle of your purse or your scarf to wrap around his neck and pull him back. Within seconds, he will feel choked and helpless. If you don’t have a purse or scarf just pull him back by his collar.The top button of his shirt would then do the same trick.

5} If you are stalked at night.Expert Say: enter a shop or a house and explain ur predicament. If shops are not open, go inside an AT[color=#990000][/color]M box. ATM centers always have security guards. They are also monitored by Close Circuit television.Fearing identification,­ no 1 will dare attack U.Please spread it 2 all d women (& men) U care abt & spread awareness.

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