₦airaland Forum

SerPounce: buksich sup, you guys have refused to answer
my question. Which groups are available to join in camp, excluding the OBS?

Sry,we hardly hv tym 4ourselves. U cn join redcross,medical team if u study medicine,odas wld b announcd in d course of d orientatn prg.

Hopefully b4 we leave camp.

prixxy7: so wen wil you guys be given d 1k allowee. Dats bicycle

It wl b siezed @d gate whr u wl b checkd,u cn gt away wif it if u r smart.

Mannylex: I'll so sneak in mine... U have an idea if they would seize it if found? Or I could jez pay my dues and they'll free me to take it In ?







Have no fear; Mannylex is here

Ony t.fare allowee, #1500

prixxy7: I rily hope so sha. By d way, have D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ given you guys bicycle and tfare allowance?

Yeah,dey can buh b4 u go thru dt stress,try c if der'z anybdy u cn xchange wif either @d point of collection or in ur hstel,sm1 wif ur size. I wear size 5&i ws givn 6,cldnt c any1 2change wif cuz its a smal size,so I'd 2go 4amendment.u myt b lucky 2b givn ur perfect size anywyz

ibullem: @buksich:

Tnx 4 all the updates.

Pls, d
o dey fix oversize boots too

prixxy7: loving d pic... *eyelashes* and d hostel looks fine but I wonder ƒø̲̣̣я̅ a slim person like me, how much D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wil amend my khaki maybe D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wil scatter it and sew it again. If as big as U̶̲̥̅̊ r like dis, d khaki ȋ̝̊̅§ stil 3c ur size *cries*

No mata ow slim u myt b,it wl b shapened 4u.iv lost weight anywyz,I'd 2go re-amend d trouser ystrdy cuz d 1 in d pix stil luks big evn aftr amendmnt.its k nw,wl b wearin it 4man o war drillz 2mrw.

debygirly: Thanks soo much darling 4 dis info.... Its definitly gonna help me. As 4 d chief users lol....I'll hv to be one of d users o, cos going to charge @mami will be stressful





Nice pix btw... Am loving d environment

Alryt swt.thnx&u r welcm. U wl surely njoy ur stay.

vict505: Lol. How are you.

Thnx,I'm fyn.

vict505: this your nylon bag ABEG no put am for my frontage oo.chai

U wl carry same nylon 2,u nid it 2put ur kits.I juxc left maami den 2slimfit my khaki trouser&jacket,also d jungle boot

Youngmoniii:

Lookin cute!

Thanks a bunch hun

Isn't dat white outfit of urs made of girlfrnd material?

Uw,thnk u. I dunno d g/f material u tukin abt,anywyz dts d shrt nysc gave us.

My pix... I tuk dt 1st pix close 2maami&parade ground,d yellow buildin is d hostel 4both male&female whyl d oda 1 ws tkin on thur mrn,d swearin in day,tuk dt ryt infront of ma rum,rum 18. I'd 2go amend d kits cuz dey r 2big,3c my size.

Female hostel is in gud cnditn,gud water supply+constant lyt.Try gt pottie cuz its dangerous 2sit on d toilet sit,gt rope/hangers+pegs 4ur clothes,u hv 2wash evry day cuz of d white outfits,perm markers 2mark ur stuffs+gt buckets.cum wf mosquito net,2b on d safe syd tho d envt is neat.

prixxy7: ok very helpful. Tanx a lot. Wat about d condition of d hostels? Now dis ȋ̝̊̅§ wea buksich ȋ̝̊̅§ needed? To tel us females bou d female hostel.

Al activities strts ard 5am buh we mst b on d parade ground by 4:30.brkfst- 7:30-8:30/45am,lunch- 2-4pm,dinner- 7pm

dotchez: Ok thanks dear. When do the morning drilling start?

prixxy7: pls wat ar d required documents ƒø̲̣̣я̅ registration? And how many pairs of white shirt wea U̶̲̥̅̊ guys given?h

Passport photo,stmnts of results,callup letter,I'd card,biro,tipex,gum/stapler. We wre given 2white shrts,2white shirts,1khaki trouser&jacket,nysc crestd vest,1whyt snickers&1jungle boot.

aircom: Wat Lagos Camp officials needs is a passport with a red background. Any passport contrary to dis will be rejected..nd please guys ur I. D card is freakin mandatdory over here no lose am o..else oyo z ur case..2day's parade slated 4 9am was suspended bcuz d rain..na so so pregnant full my platoon whr da heck is Buksich

Iv bn offlyn aircom.yeah,ur I'd card is imprtant,,vy vy imprtant. Tk ur passport photo 4rm hme cuz its vy xpensive hia tho d background ws nt statd buh mk it red. I'm in platoon 4 aircom

Nazysandy: Tnx for the info dear. How many photocopies of the school ID, statement and call up letter Dowell need to come with? Any wall socket in the hostels or extension?

I made 10 photocopies each buh iv usd jux 1 photocopy of stmnt of result,no xtension wire is allowed.der r wall sockets in d rum. Mayb 1/2

dotchez: Thanks dear, where you allowed to put on mufti on sundays? But what if I'm inside d room wiv my polo n all on, so I can't put on slippers @ all

I rly do nt c any1 on mufti on sunday xcept 2guys ,u cn wear anyfin whyl in ur rum or 2d toilet/bathrum buh 1c u r headin anywia in d camp,evn 2maami mrkt or 2d kitchen,u mst b on ur white&white,u wl strt wearin ur kaaki &jungleboots aftr uv bn sworn in as a corp member. Den dnt buy white bum shrts o cuz d camp commandant is rly complainin&sme of d soldiers,let it b of normal lenght buh nt bum shrts.

debygirly: Tnx 4 dis info hun... Keep it coming weneva u find time


How about sockets tho, is it inside d rooms or we hv to go charge outside?

Uw dear. Lyk in ma rum,we hv just 2sockets,sm ladies in ma rum r d chief users of d sockets so 2avoid hvin ish wf any1,I do charge @d chargin point in maami mrkt wif jux #50. No records of quarells yet in d female hostel.I'm yet 2exhaust d 5k I brut 2camp tho I hv my atm card wf me,1nids 2b prudent in spendin tho u cnt jux shy away 4rm li2 li2 expenses buh apply wisdom.iv nt spent any money on meals in maami,I eat 4rm d 1s served in d kitchen xcept u dnt wnt 2,plz try bring ur buckets,pottie 2avoid infections,dettol,detergents,bailer or bowls 4bathin,sponge 4washin plates,ur cooler or takaway plastics,rope 2spread clothes/hangers wif pegs cuz dey r xpensive hia. Xtension wires re not allowed.

dotchez: Buksich, how is the female toilet and bathroom? is it close to the room? Or we have to put on white short n polo or na wrapper n towel things ? And there is a place to shotnput too? Abeg nor vex gotta knw

Shrt put na taboo hia! D toilets r clean,toilet&bathrum are attachd 2geda,close 2d rooms,cleaners r onpoint 2gt dem clean,u cn wear either ur towel or wrapper 2d bathrum whicheva u wnt buh u wl alwx b on ur white top&short+white socks&snickers,mrnin til 9t til lyt out's observed. D rums r neat,evn d envt.no slippers is allowed on ur white&white. Evrywia 's opend,u cn hardly find a place 2hide,no corners 4illegal acts,d soldiers r frndly evn d nysc officials buh obedience&discipline is d key. Stil mk photocopies lyk 10each,dunno if we myt stil nid it wen leavin camp.

SerPounce: Thanks. How many copies of documents did you submit for registration? Were all the many photo copies of documents we were advised to make necessary? What about passports?

Sry 4d silence,iv bn offlyn. So far,iv only usd jux a photocopy of my stmnt of result+ 8 passprts photo . Its bn fun hia sinx we resumd camp,gud meals bn served 4rm d kitchen,b rdy 2wake up 3am&b on d parade ground by 4:30am+gt rdy 4drills. U wnt wanna miss early mrnin physical exercise+DJ givin us music.gt 2d camp early &do ur reg on tym+prepare ur mind 2b givn ovasized nysc kits.

futuredangote: Visited the Stream 1 Camp today: I was like, O.M.G they're not up to 50

Liar ov lyf . Dnt mind him,we r much &we hv 10 platoons&i hrd dey reg 100 students each. D stress ws much&fone wnt off @sme point,we dd al d reg in d rain. Gt 2lagos camp ard 9am&i finishdf my reg ard 10:05pm,cldnt test my kits sef 2knw if its my size cuz it ws alrdy 9t out&we r al xpectd 2b in our various rums sleepin,no mvmts again,femalew camp soldiers dey parade rums sef. D camp kitchen made garri&egusi,ate ard 9:35pm&dt ws d only fin iv tkn sinx mrn cuz d stress ws much,thnk God I'd rubber slippers wf me.D meal ws vy swt,I njoyd it&wntd mre sef. Stream 2,Gt prepared anywyz,it myt nt b ds stressfl tho buh prepare ur mind. Gt ur documents intacts. D rums r neat,evn d toilet&bathrum.we r 28 in a rum,d matrrasses hs bn well placed on d bed,no stress of lukin 4matrass 2place on ur bed. Gud 9t,gt 2wake up 4am 2mrw.

Thnk u so much valentinoo, God bless u. God b praised 4kipin til ds tym,I pray he sees us thru&grant us a fufilled service year. Amen

Valentinooo: My unfeigned appreciation goes to God almighty for his provisions, protection, guidance right from the time of 200days, 100days, 50days to go, the gists, fights, flirts, jokes etc. Even after some of us fell sick it didn't knock us down.

Double twale for my oga seun osewa for creating this platform connecting different intellectuals, with resplendent and effulgent future coupled with their great charisma together under the umbrella of B14. May God bless your hustle bro.

And to my oga yokiti, you're highly appreciated bro for the loads of undiluted and first hand monumental info you kept giving the house. I pray that God will continue to protect you and grant you your heart desires. Success and God's favour I wished for you in everything you do.
Thank you very much bro, we are very grateful.

And to my fellow corpers Smeeky, meeky, samguine, cutiepie01, Prixxy7, zerray, whytjane, GodsFavourite1, Hisexcellencie, Skateboard, sokarsenal, macuwon, kcee, Ojestas, Rhazur(now the Result has finally cancelled all the insults), Cleoqueen, Lorddaywalker, DrPhilABd, TiffanyJ, Miner13, Rationalmind, Rd2010, Highmey, Okikpo, Azyd, Ifyzo, Suyamaster, Darkchocolate, Hamzeiy, REDBUNNY, Siegfried, Buksich, ajasa4link, bioduneberry,
Gaetano, opeyemia, sugarkemi, olaoyekemi, AdaEkube, yorex2011, Richydos, SignorOlamy, Ewiss, heemah, Gbajabiamila1, Fluffy22(wishing you a safe delivery ma), kennykg, ENIMONEY, moshmod101, mikedimeji, adedeii65, Cutekemitola, sokarsenal, HuckleberryFinn, sowl, sweetyEse, chykmoni, aircom, Footlocker, adonismuller, AngelaHamza, debygirly, Ptoocool, AnosikeChibueze, nifton, kinth, Easyjay(my very good friend), ismolicious, honeydear, ikescope, osemu8, Jimwalex, bentonmaye, Bacteriocin, tnuola, emenik08, jamanuka, karleone, and lots of others I don't remember to mention, you guys are wonderful. I pray that God will continue to protect n guide us in all our dealings, after service I pray for very good jobs and a great means of survival for everybody. Wishing you all success, prosperity, God's favour in everything we do; successful, injury-free camping and a safe trip to our various camps.

And to those of us in stream2, let's continue catching the fun and enjoying ourselves until it's our turn. So wishing you guys a happy enjoyment

And to my fellow niggas in C14, we appreciate you all for your contributions and God bless


Missing you guys already and wish we could meet one day.
Thank you all for your contributions and wishing everybody journey mercy to our various camps.

Long live Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Long Live 2014 batch B corpers.

Thnkx 4d info. God bless u.

seuner: Otondos, wishing you safe journey to your various destinations. These information will be useful for you.

Camp arrival and check in : I would advise u to arrive to camp early, so as to get a better accomodation, also to avoid long and stressful queueing during registration after a tedious
journey and to get a fitted or a fairly fitted kits (many
will get extra large). on arrival, u will be searched by
some friendly officers, then you proceed for
accomodation registration, after getting your hostel,
locate a suitable territory for your bed location, keep
your luggages on it ( remove cash, atm, phones and
other valuable items). then speedily go and get your bed
at the store; after collecting your bed, take it to ur hostel and proceed for call up letter clarification and other registration in
phases.

Camp Officials: These include the state coord, rep of d DG, camp coord, PRO, head of lectures and other staff of NYSC.
my advice: dont insult any camp officials no matter how
small or menial they look, they might turn to be your lga
inspector or zonal inspector after camp; for example, my
own lga inspector was in the kitchen serving food during camp.

Groups in camp: There are various groups i would advice
you to join.
1. OBS- This is the camp's radio station with an off range broadband (lol). orientation braoadcasting service oversees the passage of information/announcement, entertainment,
public address system, sport commentary during
matches, event organizer, news broadcasting and public
relations.although its for everyone, but to avoid eviction
i advise that if you are an entertainer, communicator,
engineer ( majorly electrical), musician, comedian, studio
technicals, commentators, you can join this group.

2. Camp Band: these are those that engage in military
parade entertainment, devotional praises with drums,
trumpet, saxophone, biggle. they also engage in blowing
the biggle ( its like trumpet) for light out and conveyance
to d parade ground. ( everybody knows the biggle man
and trust me, na nysc pikin be d biggle man). if you can
sing, energetic enough to stand for a long while, could
play instruments ( wind and percussion instrument), you
can join this group. there is a great reward for joining.

3. Camp court: if you are a legal personnel, this is d group
you must join. they oversee the legal activities of the
camp. they issue punitive measures to undisciplined corp
member based on the nysc bye laws ( abeg make una no
face camp court oo, even jail dey camp ooo). lawyers,
dont let corp members know u are in camp court ooo...
(joking)

4. Medical experts and red cross: This consist of
medicine and surgery graduates, nursing and science
laboratory technologist. you must always be in the camp
clinic for emergencies and treatment of ailing corp
member. your own parade ground is the clinic. anyone can join the red cross.

5.Other groups include social committee, sport
committee, SAED committee. joining some of these
committees might not yield a good result. i am a victim
of sport committee, even though it was fun and an added
knowledge.

Platoon Activities: platoon means a 'small group of
soldiers'. The last number on your state code
automatically fixes you in a platoon. e.g state code 1214
will be in platoon 4, code 0320 will be in platoon 10,
code 2381 will be in platoon 1. A platoon officer ( nysc
official), platoon commandant and assistant (2 army), a
man o' war, platoon leader and assistant ( 2 corp
members)

a. Platoon leader-He/she will carry out the leadership
responsibility in the platoon as designated by superior
platoo officers listed above. Guy! please rush in for this
position; though stressful a bit, but its an hot cake if you
are effective. most especially when u win trophies for
your platoon. LOOKING FORWARD TO SEE MANY PLATOON LEADERS EMANATES ON THIS PLATFORM FROM ALL ACCROSS THE CAMPS IN NIGERIA.

b. Platoons challenge- Several competitions will hold at
the camp, which include, sport (football, volleyball),
drama, macho man,dance (mostly cultural dance of your
posting state), beauty paegent, comedy, talks, parade and
some other social activities. Your engagement in these
activities and yielding remarkable result for your platoon
might lead to a favourable PPA posting. Its really fun
guys. Nairalanders dont carry last oooo

Camp Supplies: You will be provided with a bed space
( first come first serve) and a mat-looking bed (na joke
ooo!), a meal ticket ( trust some of the 'Jagunlabis' who
ate more than 2 plates with one card). You will be given
a complete kits in which many of u might not get a fitted
size. ( try and exchange with others who needs yours and
you need theirs OR beg the officer in charge). Also, there
is a consistent and uninterrupted water and electricity
supply (no charging points in d hostels ).

Camp Market: popularly called 'maamy' . many market
sellers are waiting for you to patronize them,ranging
from food sellers ( state local meal, indomie, fried foods
like akara), tailors, phone charging spots, consumables,
plates, socks and underwears, dry cleaners, viewing
centers e.t.c. things are very expensive in camp. Also try
and visit the federal market (nccf) for cheaper things.

Religious activities: you are at immunity to practise your
religion as far as it does not interrupt with camp rules.
My Advise: many lives might be ruined in camp and many
lives will be equipped, its an avenue for you to draw
closer to God. Activities will almost take you away from
your spiritual devotions but Nigeria christian corpers
fellowship and muslim corpers fellowship are there for
you. both fellowships will withdraw cash for you ( u might run
out of cash), charge your phones and couselling. all for
free!
NCCF will impact your life through their daily worship and
word filled service and engages in spiritual counselling
and welfarism. MCAN makes sure u engage in your 5 times daily prayers uninterruptedly.

Expect more info later. 21 days in a confined territory
away from the real world is once in a life time. two
things are involved, its either you are equipped or
destroyed. I am trusting God for your lives that after 21
days, you will come out smiling and not soberly, with a
testimony and not with regrets. Have a fulfilled stay.

Unibenstudent: Ehyaa,am guessing u will watch it from tv, there is this station on star times , its called dove tv, there rccg shows much of its program, are u aware of it

I wl b @nysc orientatn camp by 2mrw

Unibenstudent: Good, will u be at the annual convention

Nop.

Unibenstudent: Wonderful, u pray good and fine,, where do u church at

Oh! Fenkx,aprct. RCCG

traecey: house pls put mi in ur prayers...Typhoid nd Malaria wana spoil my trip...nd am leavn 2mao

Stay strng babe. u r healed in Jesus name,ur strnght shal b renewed lyk d eagles. Safe trip. Amen

yokiti: To God Almighty be the glory for making this present batch B a reality. Though it difficult to say good bye now but I cant hold it back when the appointed time has come as we are all destined to come across one another spatio - temporally.
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I want to commend the effort of every poster here that has contributed in one way or the other to making this thread interesting and informative.
To oga Seun and other supermods most especially Obinoscopy who has been our present help anytime we need his assistance and Mukina2 for their numerous touches. My co- moderators here, Ogbeche77 and Crazyman whose behind the scene activities have helped us greatly.
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To our senior friends and colleagues; Missindependent, Opeyemmmy ( aside being Great Ife Alumni; you, godG and incoming otondo Samguine have some other things in common), Imanuelle, J3da (all will continue to be well ), Madridfc, Funpeter, Ajoksele (not minding that inec registration picture), Yas2kguy (hope Abia is now safe for muslim corpers?), Tunapa2009, my philosophical godG, Obinoral(cant recollect the number in your moniker now) and the enterprising Footlocker; my prayer is that you all will not lack helpers when needed in Jesus name.
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I will not forget the Tsunami that blew away our former house and how Valentinooo took it upon himself to shelter and resettle us here quickly. I wish to commend the banters, the virtual philandering, the accusation and counters that comes with it, the many chaos and how we swiftly resolve it all and all other association and acts made possible by the faithful members of this house.
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Stand up for recognition Samguine (our organising secretary and the vice chairman of the B14 E- philanderers association ) the special Dr Meeky ( E- philanderers chairman himself ). The principled SMEEKY, the "character" DrPhilaBd ( whose recent confession hasnt made difference) you all stand in a class of your own. .
All our creamy ladies (in Meeky's voice); smeeky's unqualifiable Dackchocolate, the whiter than caucausian whytjane, the BINI princess Zerray ( the chairlady of association defenders of OAU against criticism ; i know this epistle of mine is not too long because as a graduate of PPE, thoroughly answering what is political science/ politics question in an examination will take nothing less than 4 pages), deaconess Holusin, pastor mrs Estyfloxy, Ifyzo, 1kanma , the delta queens Godsfavourite1 and traecey (how I wish you can assist in locking of all duplicate threads), my ever FAITHful headmistress Cutiepie01 ( you will be highly favoured in all your ways ), hajia Heemah (dont go with that certificate but your NYSC certificate will carry that name you intend using ),Redbunny, Samguine's AdaEkube and Buksich, Fluffy22; the mother of samguines niece (pardon me for failing to honour my promise of writing about what nursing mothers, married/pregnant women stand to gain in camp... The link in that locked thread will help too. Dont relent on the vigil) and others whose monikers I will add as soon as I remember.
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Our able and great guys; the unquantifiable "no quarrel" Ojestas (how much will I pay to learn Yoruba from you? ), Macuwon and skateboard (blue emperor) chykmoni (God will continue to comfort you), "have no fear" mannylex, highmey, justfree1, Osemu08/ Osemu8. The grammatical economist Sowl, Adedeji65, Ajasa4link ( more money to your bank account when the new season commences), al gaosu Jimwalex and his naturally ahead Abu Zaria colleagues, rhazur the man with the great maxim whose results has cancelled all insults.
AderibigbeAAA, Gbajabiamila1, the Niger trained Toluxa1, the specially breeded Kalabari son; Sokarsenal and his ideological twin brother; the rationally minded rationalmind
( having a heart of your own is a good quality but somethings are beyond our physical understanding).
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Reading the comments of majority of you do give me hope that Nigeria is not doomed has been potrayed and the beautiful ones are not only but they are already here to stay. You guys and ladies of 2014 Batch Best rocks
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It will be a disservice if I didnt give credits to our other colleagues who started with us but NYSC has given opportunity to be a partaker of the latter days glory by being a batch Correct corpers; Enellcy, Luvlycutebay, sodiqyinka, noordean, chairman akerry, suyamasta and others who are too numerous to mention.
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I cannot but also recognise the activities of the viewers association i.e. The ghost mode generals.
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To everything that has a beginning, must surely come to an end.
What is next after NYSC? i do hope I will be able write few things that might be of help later on.
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My prayer is that God will hide you all under his shadow and he will be your present help always. When you shall be passing out of the scheme, a minute silence shall not be held on behalf of any of you in Jesus name.
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"Byyyyyy the centreeeee" quick march to your various states of deployment orientation camps ( I am begging the stream 1 corpers to please report camp activities here so that those in stream 2 will be well equipped). Ajuwaya!!!

Amen 2ur prayers. Thnks& God bless,I pray God honour u bynd ur imagination&enrich u wif wisdom. Amen. I celebrate u Yokiti.

toludimpz: Hi guys, posted to lag, stream1.

U r welcm dear

vict505: yes I stay in lag. And u

I stay in lag 2,ebute-metta

vict505: same here

U r welcm. Op 2c u on tue,u reside in lag?

iswallker: Be careful while being yourself..
Conceive is ei not ie.

Gimme reason y I nid 2b kiaful whyl bn masef? Is der any crime in refusin 2b wah u r nt?+Who mentioned conceive?