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Monimatic: PRAISE GOD!!!!

DIS IS DOUBLE MIRACLE!!

I just got an offer this morning from UBA through the Federal Government SURE-P program,i was given 5 days to accept or reject the offer.

I am also waiting like you guys to be invited for the UBA TS, which we all on this thread have been waiting, i had my medicals on the 10th of September.
Several other guys who applied for the SURE-P graduate internship program, have gotten offers this week from UBA and CHAM city, i advise you guys to go and apply for the SURE-P internship program pending when we are invited for TS. The SURE-P link is

https://gis-tool.wyesurep.gov.ng

you can also follow the SURE-P graduate trainee thread on Nairaland through the below link

https://www.nairaland.com/1278778/fg-sure-p-graduate-internship-scheme/2

BABA GOD THANK YOU!!!!!

i dont understand the through UBA... part. Wetin concern garri with small stout?

Etuk Bamz: Kwenu house! Merry xmas n a happy nu year in Advance. Bulldog no worry, u go see masquerade taya for villa cos no TS will disturb you. See in Jan/Feb

i prayo cos if what i'm told was true, xmas will be for TS

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i didn't hear TS is in session. Is this a joke or what?

Jil4real: Doesn't sound convincing at all.
Someone like you can be easily duped.
Simply cos I decided to help someone who needed a biz ideas wit a free info thats wat makes me dubious right? It's just a sign that you're very UNREASONABLE. Someone like you doesn't deserve help in life.

if help should come from people with your mindset, then i dont deserve it. If someone points out that what you do has flaws, the first thing you'll do if you are REASONABLE is to ask the person "WHY", instead of trying to undermine the persons intelligence, especially if the person is a stranger to you. I pointed out that your scheme doesn't work, instead of asking me WHY, you started by giving me a lecture on how to READ(I dont blame you because the text was actually unnecessarily long), lolz... Then instead of giving proof and simplifying your prospect, you started giving lectures on how to be a WISE PERSON. Like i said, you are highly dubious

alright, thanks nene

Jil4real: When you want to hide anything from a typical Nigerian, hide it in a book cos he won't find. Bulldog your problem is that you failed to understand that READERS ARE LEADERS.
Next time take your time to read details before making any comment. Wise people don't earn recognition by talking any how.
The biz is LEGITIMATE AND REAL WITH PROOF

any typical nigerian that gives out something for free is either not benefiting from it or is looking for whom to extort. another thing is that anyone that that stayed for 5yrs in a university, and came out successful is no stranger to books. So i still maintain that that scheme is highly dubious. I'll even advice him to take time to study and go into forex than the referal thingy.

chi nene: Are you computer literate? You can make use of all these online stores to sell goods on demand. Like OLX and i understand that UBA has created a similar platform. This way, you don't tie down capital and you supply only when your goods are in demand there by making it flexible.All you need is a laptop, good internet connection, and knowledge of what people would like to purchase. Just an idea though.

nice contribution nene actually i'm a computer engr. there is always competition at olx. So where will i get goods that is in demand that will compete/have a price advantage over that of competitors? Besides, with jumia and konga online stores being a more secure online shopping platforms with modest prices for brand new products(unlike used products at olx) coupled with their excellent delivery services, what are my chances of drawing customers?

@divine, thanks for your very thoughtful advice. I've done the maths and found out that it'll generate approximatly a million in a year at 3k a day(fueling, repairs... Excluded). But another thing is that i dont know how to drive one and it will take much of my time. And if i employ a driver, then the profit will be much less than 3k per day(minus the risk of the driver eloping with the vehicle). Do you have other brilliant ideas?

fish... Yep you heard me right. Building fishries[for cat fish] is profitable but the problem is that you need to be a good marketer to sell and i dont even know the estimate for starting one. So this my post is of little value

Opiosko: Next he will be asking u 2 pay so he could give u d hot ebook. Funny fokes ar droping dia email already.

you definitely know how these poor men operate

Jil4real: While waiting for other biz opportunities. I'd like you to give this biz a trial. See free tutorial on how you can be making a minimum of N3000 daily http://jilonline./2013/11/07/2/

any scheme like that is wasted. Shouldn't be even considered an investment

kennikazi: Ok...am done. Please download attached .docx file in this post and read up. See y'all tomao...

you really took to time to compile that. Are you sure you haven't been doing this as a job before now?

talk2davoo: if in ur own world it mustn't be true for me to aid,in my own world it must be true.i cant dissipate my energy talking to it mustn't be true.h'ever just know dat u've already answerd my earlier question with ur it mustn't be true.when it is outrightly truthful then u can come back for my opinion and sugestions

thanks for dissipating your energy in writing two posts and yet saying absolutely nothing. It really shows how wise and reasonable you are.

talk2davoo: how true is this ur post?i know why im asking

if you have a suggestion, or recommendation to make, pls do. It mustn't be true for you to aid

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assuming you managed to get N400,000. Is there a legitimate business it can be used to set up? stocks, and forex are not inclusive

lol... Abeg no put me 4 wahala. The source informed me about the test, predicted my 2 interviews as well as my medicals. That's how reliable. But if he failed this time, it's still good i dont want to celebrate xmas in lag. I want to do it inda village, with lots and lots of masquerade

late november/december... From a source. I'm now wishing it's january, dont want anything ruining my xmas celebration

this is just moving one step forward, 2 steps backward and sometimes stagnant. At this rate, 10years wont be enough. I think i suggested this being divided into groups with each group having a defined function and not necessarily interfering with another group unless a person 's in two groups or more(which is not very ideal), if that is not done, the truth remains that we will continue with "name dropping" and showcasing talents with no purpose.

you can find numerous video online. But you can find the official blender site useful http://www.blender.org/support/tutorials/

jjk24: u used wich software 4 dis boss

blender 2.67

i see you all

dueal: Soldier

lol... You guys can do pretty good in cartoons. Nice one guys

kill the bird and bring me the roasted meat.

jjk24: nyc nyc nyc buh I tink dere is sumfin wrng wit d hands kinda 2 straight no elbows and also no ears boss nyc work# kudos

that's correct. I thought no one will notice , i'll correct that

modelling from one perspecti not a killer afterall

modelling from one perspective Are you guys shitting me? the last time i tried that, i created a disproportionate zombie(even though i used a mirror modifier). Try draw the front and side perspectives. I'm not a very good artist

if we were in 50BC, i would have crucified him personally... Na him prophesied this november badluck to begin with. Anyway, i wish you all merry xmas in advance. See you guys in 2014AD

oasis isn't operating in nigeria and isn't planning on starting