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 Nairaland General › Re: Chinese Man Walks In Iron Shoes Weighing 405 Kilograms by Burger01(m): 8:35am On Nov 14, 2013 |
[quote author=tpia@]another one and her camera wielding "boyfriend". s.tupid joke, s.tupid poster for considering it even remotely funny, s.tupid writer for wasting people's time coming up with this type of rubbish when his or her mates are doing better things with their lives.[/quote]Go pick your panty from where you forgot it last night. Are you on your period  |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Songs Would You Add To The Playlist For A Nigerian Wedding? by Burger01(m): 7:01am On Nov 14, 2013 |
My list is not complete without Kci&Jojo - All my life..*** I would never find another lover sweeter than you, sweeter than you. I would never find another lover more precious than you, more precious than you. Girl you are close to me like mother, close to me like my father, close to me sister. You are the only one, my everything and for you this song I sing...*** I can put this on repeat in the background all day! 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Are The Requirements For A National I.d Card. by Burger01(m): 2:33pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
Your thumb print is all they need plus face capturing. ...... A married lawyer made love to his girl-friend inside his car one day. The girl enjoyed it so much she forgot to take her panties. On getting home, his wife saw the girl's panty in the car. She got mad and tore it into pieces screaming: Honey! Honey!! Honey!!! What is this? The lawyer camly replied. My God, you have just destroyed evidence of a rape case worth millions of dollars . She quickly fell on her knees apologizing. Honey please forgive me, God will bring another one! Amin.... 8 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Chinese Man Walks In Iron Shoes Weighing 405 Kilograms by Burger01(m): 2:30pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
Btw, ...... A married lawyer made love to his girl-friend inside his car one day. The girl enjoyed it so much she forgot to take her panties. On getting home, his wife saw the girl's panty in the car. She got mad and tore it into pieces screaming: Honey! Honey!! Honey!!! What is this? The lawyer camly replied. My God, you have just destroyed evidence of a rape case worth millions of dollars . She quickly fell on her knees apologizing. Honey please forgive me, God will bring another one! Amin.... 4 Likes |
| Family › Re: How Will You React If Your Wife Slaps You? by Burger01(m): 2:28pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
I will just take it calmly and warn her never to try again else she would find herself in her family house..  Btw, ...... A married lawyer made love to his girl-friend inside his car one day. The girl enjoyed it so much she forgot to take her panties. On getting home, his wife saw the girl's panty in the car. She got mad and tore it into pieces screaming: Honey! Honey!! Honey!!! What is this? The lawyer camly replied. My God, you have just destroyed evidence of a rape case worth millions of dollars . She quickly fell on her knees apologizing. Honey please forgive me, God will bring another one! Amin.... |
| Politics › Re: Jonathan Visits Onitsha For PDP Rally by Burger01(m): 11:18am On Nov 13, 2013 |
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| Politics › Re: Baraje Resigns As Chairman, Nigeria Railway Corporation - by Burger01(m): 10:57am On Nov 13, 2013 |
atlwireles: ABUJA- THE suspended Chairman of the splitter group of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Alhaji Abubakar Kawu Baraje Tuesday bowed to pressure and resigned as Chairman, Nigeria Railway Corporation Governing Board.Apple time ko, Coconut time ni. Kai!! |
| Politics › Re: Ojukwu Family’s Bid To Recover Ikoyi Property Suffers Setback by Burger01(m): 10:45am On Nov 13, 2013 |
^^^  Btw, An 8 year old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him,"Daddy, what is sexx?" The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?" The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."! |
| Entertainment › Re: Fans Hypnotised With Olamide’s Roman Emperor Pose by Burger01(m): 2:35pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
complete1: If i stone u fry pan u go run comot my front,nonsense! |
| Entertainment › Re: Fans Hypnotised With Olamide’s Roman Emperor Pose by Burger01(m): 2:07pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
Badooooo! |
| Romance › Re: Fattest Woman Have Sex 7 Times A Day To Reduce Weight by Burger01(m): 1:11pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
^^^ He no fit. You wan kill am? |
| Celebrities › Re: Olamide Has Charmed Everyone With His #baddestguyeverliveth Pose..see Photos by Burger01(m): 1:09pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
Badooooo! |
| Celebrities › Re: Photos: At Last 9ice Flaunts His Twins by Burger01(m): 1:08pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
9ice. |
| Education › Re: Lagos Demotes 4 Principals, 3 VPs, Others by Burger01(m): 10:30am On Nov 12, 2013 |
Promoting undeserving students on compassionate grounds! These kinda students would turn out to be unintelligent, dropouts and might become a menace to the society. We need to curb this trend as early as possible.. Kudos to the Lagos govt.  |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Black Man Wrongly Convicted Released After 34 Years In Prison by Burger01(m): 8:22am On Nov 12, 2013 |
What a life and what an injustice. The court is blind. Evidence on hearsay or oral testimony without proper investigation should not be taken and used in law court. Some people would testify wrongly just to get at the accused. But one thing in life is the wicked would not go unpunished. |
| Business › Re: Do You Really Know Your Exact bank Account Balance? by Burger01(m): 7:52pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
My accounts balances OK Fcmb: -326,000.00 DR Stanbic: -86,563.00 DR Fbn: -135,340.58 DR Diamond: 15,542,000.00 CR Eco bank: -58,000.00 DR  |
| Nairaland General › Re: How Did You Spend Your Today Sunday [my Pics For Today Outing] by Burger01(m): 6:26pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
ManTiger: wasWas taken. |
| Nairaland General › Re: How Did You Spend Your Today Sunday [my Pics For Today Outing] by Burger01(m): 3:45pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
This your friend!! Na Sexkillz!!? You have a Nairaland MOD as friend Your own don be! 2 Likes |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Are Your Favorite Songs Of 2013 By Nigerian Artistes? by Burger01(m): 8:00am On Nov 10, 2013 |
I'm not sure if all is 2013 but I gbadun the followings: Stu.pid Love Carol Personally Pullover The kick Yes/No Dorosoke. I mostly enjoy songs by Badooo - Baddest boy ever liveth. |
| Sports › Re: Mexico Vs Nigeria FIFA U17 WC Final (0 - 3) On 8th November 2013 by Burger01(m): 6:37pm On Nov 08, 2013 |
Goal number 3 |
| Sports › Re: Mexico Vs Nigeria FIFA U17 WC Final (0 - 3) On 8th November 2013 by Burger01(m): 6:19pm On Nov 08, 2013 |
Man of the match... Pasuma! |
| Sports › Re: Mexico Vs Nigeria FIFA U17 WC Final (0 - 3) On 8th November 2013 by Burger01(m): 6:13pm On Nov 08, 2013 |
KANU! KANU!!! 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Mexico Vs Nigeria FIFA U17 WC Final (0 - 3) On 8th November 2013 by Burger01(m): 6:11pm On Nov 08, 2013 |
SUPER EALETS! GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL! Down Mexico! |
| Sports › Re: Mexico Vs Nigeria FIFA U17 WC Final (0 - 3) On 8th November 2013 by Burger01(m): 6:03pm On Nov 08, 2013 |
God! e be like say I get fever. Good keep keeper! |
| Sports › Re: Mexico Vs Nigeria FIFA U17 WC Final (0 - 3) On 8th November 2013 by Burger01(m): 5:46pm On Nov 08, 2013 |
This is tough! |
| Sports › Re: Mexico Vs Nigeria FIFA U17 WC Final (0 - 3) On 8th November 2013 by Burger01(m): 5:17pm On Nov 08, 2013 |
Honestly I have confidence in those guy.. |
| Sports › Re: Mexico Vs Nigeria FIFA U17 WC Final (0 - 3) On 8th November 2013 by Burger01(m): 5:09pm On Nov 08, 2013 |
NIGERIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! \ / |
| Sports › Re: Mexico Vs Nigeria FIFA U17 WC Final (0 - 3) On 8th November 2013 by Burger01(m): 4:56pm On Nov 08, 2013 |
see that one wet dey chop mouth for national anthem. |
| Sports › Re: Mexico Vs Nigeria FIFA U17 WC Final (0 - 3) On 8th November 2013 by Burger01(m): 4:52pm On Nov 08, 2013 |
Today na today! We must win and bring the cup home and we shall WIN! |
| Properties › Re: Abuja’s Most Expensive Estates by Burger01(m): 3:47pm On Nov 08, 2013 |
oiseworld: Most expensive in an already expensive city.  |
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