CivilzedTyger:
You just put me in a state of laconic lacuna but you know what? I will not koto in your poho, I refuse to koto in your poho.. thank you

WTF!!!

maybe they want to seek your hand in marriage.....or better still maybe they wanna adopt you

good write-up

ok

Oh my! her stature, lips, voice, looks, her curvy round breast pls help me tell Jhene Aiko I love her.

Kazna69:
Ayy do your thang mah nigguh...

aii bro

falconey:
You should open a diary like other bitchess.

hey take it easy on the young lady

Megadon109:

But u like to bleep the hell out of the female folks

am a virgin bro...BTW if I wanna bleep......I prefer to pay

Ralphlauren:

It's not just you o.
I'm praying and wishing for just male kids.

I tell you bro....

pucelle:

if your hands are clean,you have nothing to be afraid of

of course my hands are clean but even the innocent gets punished sometimes

Kazna69:

WTF bro, you're a dude! How's that supposed to happen?

lol funny as it sounds better still I don't wanna father a female child....!!! clearer now huh

refiner:

oh fanx sweety!

big grin

ladyF:

Lol the peper and match stick isnt to cook the rat o. We will make some incisions in the body and sprinkle pepper. Death is not enough punishment abeg.

lol the rat will hate its existence

Seriously sometimes I'm scared of giving birth to a female child!!!

ladyF:
The rat just ate the N40,000 lmao

The punishment too small sef. I will bring some needles and match sticks, with a sprinkle of pepper.

lol seriously only if rat is chop able

shulamitewoman:
mtcheeew

vexed already? just kidding

POOR RAT

cruzita:
perfume na artificial odour na natural one

yea and remember the perfume won't neutralize the odour forever but just for some hours

cruzita:
my brother ,u never jam odour

my sister you never jam perfume

cruzita:
some men natural odour dey compete with perfumes no matter the quality

a quality perfume will neutralize such odour at least for 15hours

KingRex1:
Yea i think so, my bro once used it. Nt still sure how it scented bt tws really gud too

yea you should try it

shulamitewoman:
lol where pls?

at work

shulamitewoman:
who shops?

your guy....saw him this morning

shulamitewoman:
Ur scent matters a lot 2 me..is my biggest turn on..

oh no wonder he shops a lot for perfumes!!

akinsal:
Rub fish for body and u will attract him/her

yea you would attract the flies and Bees as well

KingRex1:
#TeamAcquaDiGio #TeamAcquaDiGio

wow quiet n the high side. Ever used Hugo boss?

yaqq:
just 2 get a gurl attention? I love 2 wear expensive perfumes "zara" but not 4 ladies, jst love 2 smell nice

of course to smell nice as well but some ladies actually likes guys that smell nice

This may not go down well with some guys. Take your bath each morning and night with either a scented soap or body wash. Not done yet. Now apply a deodorant, antiperspirant or roll-on immediately after the bath.
Wondering why this stress! Your smell matters to her.
The cologne is another important accessory to any guy's skin care regime and by extension, his wardrobe. Although not too many know the benefits of going the extra mile in smelling nice, it gives you an air of freshness and spirit of boldness anytime.

WHY SHOULD YOU WEAR COLOGNE?
Not only do you smell a little fresher to her, you actually appear clean and classified as trendy.
But smelling good doesn't mean you have to go overboard and douse yourself with a strong smelling cologne especially after using strong smelling toiletries. Applying the right amount of cologne could be tricky if you really like the scent.

HOW DO YOU APPLY THE COLOGNE?
Spray it on bare skin in order for the true notes to combine with your natural scent, actually making the smell all your own.
Your scent should only be smelt by people who are within an arm's length away from you - you don't have to overwhelm people with the smell of your cologne.
Don't ever go cheap when buying cologne. Not only will it react badly with your skin, it can never smell as good as the original.

NOTE: IF YOU WEAR A PARTICULAR COLOGNE LONG ENOUGH, THAT LADY YOU HAVE BEEN ASKING OUT FOR A WHILE WILL FIND HERSELF THINKING ABOUT YOU WHEN SOMEONE ELSE WEARS THE SAME COLOGNE.

refiner:



pls do u know who sang dis song....*let us av a word with ordinary people,living life d way God wants us to!*

that should be Cobhams Asuquo - Ordinary People

am crushing on you!!!!

The Weekend - Often