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lalasticlala , do your work , its fun time on NL this evening

Baddo101:

what happen?..

Some men sha…..These Are The Kind Of Friends You Shouldn’t Have Around Your Home If You Travel Alot
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WHAt do you think?..

saw this on : http://streetgist.com/photo-kind-of-friends-you-shouldnt-have-around-your-home-if-you-travel-alot/

Here are five reasons every man should sleep naked. For men only, ladies over look, lol.
men sleep naked
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1. You’ll sleep better

Shedding your threads before tucking in will help you snooze more soundly, says Men’s Health sleep advisor W. Christopher Winter, M.D. Your body temperature declines as you doze and climbs before you wake up, but clothing can interfere with this natural fluctuation, Dr. Winter says. The extra insulation can make you too hot as your temperature drops, leading to tossing and turning and waking up sweaty in the middle of the night. Nix the PJs and allow your body temperature to ebb and flow uninterrupted, Dr. Winter says.



2. You’ll ignite your metabolism

Staying cool throughout the night may help rev your metabolism, according to a 2014 study in the journal Diabetes. Researchers found that when people slept in a chilly room, they produced double the volume of brown fat—a healthy fat stored in your neck that burns calories to generate body heat—compared to when they slept in a warmer room. Keeping your body temperature lower by sleeping nude could produce the same effect, says study author Francesco S. Celi, M.D.

3. You’ll protect your testicles

Sleeping in your underwear increases the odds that you’ll get an infection in the worst possible place, says Brian Steixner, M.D., a urologist based in Atlantic City, N.J. Your drawers keep heat and moisture in—and bacteria thrive in warm, moist environments, says Dr. Steixner. More bacteria makes for a higher likelihood that any chaffed or irritated skin down there becomes infected, he says. Skip your skivvies to keep your balls cleaner, drier, and healthier.

4. You’ll nurture your sperm



Your scrotum needs to be just the right temperature in order to optimize sperm production, says Dr. Steixner. That perfect temperature: 95 to 96 degrees, just slightly cooler than the rest of your body. When your testicles are too warm, your sperm quality suffers, according to a Finnish study that tested the semen of men who used saunas. Even tight underwear can be enough to raise your sack’s temperature above the optimum level, Dr. Steixner says. So for the sake of your future children, consider going naked.

5. You’ll get closer to your partner

Skin-on-skin contact with another person triggers the release of the hormone oxytocin in your brain, according to Swedish researchers. The chemical reduces stress, makes you feel more connected to your partner, and increases your sex drive, the scientists say. And let’s state the obvious: Brushing up against each other naked in bed often leads to good things.

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source : http://streetgist.com/5-reasons-every-man-should-sleep-naked/

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onto Dikeh has finally found love and she ain’t letting this one slip by, in an instagram post she explains how her soon to be won her heart.
Tonto had kicked off her wedding in Port Harcourt Rivers state on Saturday, August 8, 2015.
She then changed her name after the introduction ceremony was completed to Mrs Tonto Wigo Dikeh-Churchill, being that her husband the CEO of Big Churchill Haven Limited and Big Church Entertainment in Ikoyi, Lagos, bears the name Oladunni Churchill.

Tonto through her Instagram page talked about some issues regarding her upcoming nuptials:

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God settled me with Oladunni Churchill.

Pure Joy. But the God of all grace, who hath called us unto his eternal glory by Christ Jesus, after that ye have suffered a while, make you perfect, stablish, strengthen, settle you…1 Peter 5:10.. Ooooo how God has settled me, Dancing like David danced.

The Obasanjo link

A big congratulations to us and thanks to everyone who wished us well and still wishing us.. Special thanks to My father-in-law, the ex-president of Nigeria Baba Obj and my lovely mother-in-law.. Exclusive Special thanks to my lovely father and best friend Chief Hon. Dikeh and also to the best Step Mom in the Whole world, who never ceases to pray for me… As you wish me may your Joy be full and mighty. I am a happy woman and nothing will ever take that away from me. I have the best mother-in-law and in-Laws any girl can wish for.



My finding love again

Catch flights don’t catch feelings? So tell me, what is your reason for being? The purpose of your existence? The same reasons why many of us are here in the first place… I don’t mean to kill the Boss attitudes, but I work with bosses all the time. The people who prioritised work over relationships aren’t happy with their Lives. You have to be able to find a balance. Yes we all have an economic reality, But No, money can’t love you. Be happy at every opportunity, never repress your love for the sake of trying to make enough money” What is enough? Can you feed your self? Do you have a bed to sleep in at night? Yet you want a bigger bed, forgetting that you could be looking for someone to share it with. Dont miss out on a family just for money…

Don’t turn into a bitter and cynical person because you were in love once and it didn’t work out… Yes, you invest emotional energy into your partner,but you will always have more energy…. You have a lot of Love to Give. Energy can’t be destroyed so you can’t say it was wasted. Your partner cheated on you… Doesn’t mean all humans are cheats. My ex was a cheat, a prolific internet LovePeddler and a fake but that didn’t stop me from loving even harder the next time… You have to be in it to win it. Building breakable barriers will leave you lonely. Loneliness would leave you Sad. If you don’t allow people to get close to you then yes you might not hurt, but you will never Feel. Feelings are just visitors, let them come and go. So catch feelings and flights, but don’t forget love, because that is what all humans need. Don’t let modern trends change your mindset in Cynical ways… Living a life without love, is not living at all.
Dealing with men who have nothing to offer

Some people are beautiful not in looks, not in what they say but in who they truly are. True beauty doesn’t beg for attention. It doesn’t care for likes and mentions. It cannot be quantified by aesthetics. It is a deep and purposeful truth, acknowledged by the soul. My sisters, don’t delay your marital blessings/happiness just because you want the Instagram fame. Don’t give your self too much prayer points in the future when you can decently correct your now, now… At the end of the day, the same guys you nude for today will be the ones to marry off your juniors and rubbish your name and you might miss out on a lot of blessings (contracts/endorsements/etc). Remember we live in Africa where a wrong negative words imprinted in the hearts of others, told by others can ruin your life… Be wise today my darlings.



Hang on let me get this straight, you expect a Queen to be intelligent, sexy, sophisticated, ambitious, successful, not slept with any people you might know, honest, funny, kind, caring, aesthetically attractive to you, strong, doesn’t consider you a financial plan, self-confident, loyal…

Amazing body, great with kids, witty, looks after you, cook, clean, generally sort your life out, style you, give you great massages, workout with you. Be friends with your mom when you don’t wanna be friends with your mum. Organize your schedule. Make enough money to support you both if you ever need it, but not more than you. Smile whenever you tell her to, basically not breathe… Dress up for Sex but not dress up too much when she goes out… But all you have to offer her is your manhood. Ladies Don’t let no man sap all of your energy and love when he obviously have nothing to offer you asides from good sex. I’ve been there, done that and trust me, I ran away. Most annoying is when you as a woman have to be th bread-winner and still receive nothing but the manhood.
A good dick never built a house or paid the rent, a hardworking dedicated supportive man does…” narrates Tonto Dikeh.

Tonto’s new hubby is said to be related to former president, Olusegun Obasanjo who has received the couple recently.

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source : http://streetgist.com/tonto-dikeh-explains-how-she-fell-for-churchill/

Eyekandi:
Not a lol matter o,, these northern okada men ride like they got 9 lives... I don talk " kada kada". Tire they will reply with... U i dey pear, No flobem e dan hia u, e go small small

hmmm

Eyekandi:
Hmmm,,, okada issue

ghen ghen lol..
Cc lalasticlala

donholy28:
U supported fashola to d last but now ur calling him a thief

hmmm, but true sha

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boboLIL:
41 na the koko....smart and street wise

if you stay in lagos and you are not wise , you can Neva be wise anywhere again

eleko1:
Eko akete

that's Lagos for you...
The land of opportunity

Hmmm hmmm, make I see your comment ooo

What do you think?

Lagos which is referred by most nigerians as the land of opportunity for everyone.. There are innumerable streets and roads that pave the city of Lagos and some of these streets are famous around the country. Both locals and visitors always want to visit them whenever they are in the area. Walking along the streets of Lagos is always captivatig or even boring , because each street has his own belief , behaviour and character.
If you have experienced at least 10 of the following symptoms then you can proudly lay claim to be a real Lagosian.
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1. You break out in cold sweat at the thought of traveling on Third Mainland Bridge.

2. When driving you panic and make a detour when you spot the men in black and white popularly called vehicle inspection officials.

3. You are wary of strangers.

4. You have argued or even fought with a bus conductor when joined in ‘marriage’ of looking for change with another passenger.

5. You are always in a hurry even when not late for your appointment.

6. You complain about the stress of living in Lagos but have never thought of moving out to another city.

7. When you travel out of Lagos, you become nostalgic, miss the city badly and always want to come back.



8. You have friends from every part of Nigeria.

9. You look forward to Fridays.

10. You look forward to the weekend.

11. You were once a member of an orthodox church in your village but began attending a Pentecostal church when you arrived in Lagos.

12. You have been to Afropolitan Vibes at Freedom Park and danced to Lagos Jump.

13. You hate commercial buses but don’t have a choice.

14. You desperately dream to own your own car.

15. You don’t really like politics but have sympathy for the All Progressives Congress.

16. You have heard negative stories about Tinubu but wish you met him one day.

17. You fear LASTMA officials.

18. You hate your landlord.

19. You desperately want to buy a land to be rid of Lagos landlords.

20. You dread rainy season.

21. You hate the police and do not want to touch them with a long pole.

22. You hate the sight of a police station.

23. You live in the suburbs but dream to move to Lekki when you make good.

24. You have attended an Owambe party and have taken the Yoruba style Aso Ebi.

25. You have a Yoruba or Igbo friend or other friends from different parts of Nigeria.

26. You work on Lagos Island but live in the outskirt of town.

27. You have had a scary experience on okada.

28. You have long wanted to visit Badagry slave route but never got round to accomplishing the dream.

30. You hate traffic and do everything to avoid being caught in one.

31. You have been to Shoprite or Silverbird Galleria when it first opened to buy things you don’t need just brag about being there.

32. You entered an expensive boutique to prize expensive clothes and promised the sales girl you will be back knowing you won’t be found anywhere near the place again.



33. You have bought ‘’bend-down-select’ second hand used clothes only pass them off as new to friends.

34. You have a family member of friend abroad and have seen him or her off to the airport.

35. You have been to the beach with friends and taken selfies.

36. You have bought Gala and Coke while in traffic.

37. If you are Igbo, you have a Yoruba friend and have been to your friend’s family’s Owambe party.

38. If you are Yoruba, you have a close Igbo friend who is so dear to you that you have become like family.

39. You have lived in Lagos all your life and fantasize traveling to the Northern part of Nigeria.

40. You hate area boys and agberos (street urchins) but powerless to remove them from the streets or clamp them in jail.

41. You are smart and street wise.

42. You argued with your friends at the vendor’s shop everyday especially on a monday morning…

Cc lalasticlala



Source :http://streetgist.com/42-ways-to-know-you-are-a-real-lagosian/

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source : http://streetgist.com/chevron-nupeng-members-block-entrance-due-to-non-payment-of-duesphotos/

Chevron Nupeng contract staff have reportedly been on strike for almost a month now due to non payment of dues and inconclusive close of contract. They held a peaceful demonstration this morning, blocking the entrance to the premises after management of Chevron Nigeria Ltd allegedly seized their equipment. More photos after the cut…

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source : http://streetgist.com/chevron-nupeng-members-block-entrance-due-to-non-payment-of-duesphotos/

UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon who is currently in Nigeria this morning laid a wreath at the scene of the bomb blast that rocked the UN House Abuja on August 26th 2011. 21 people died while 60 were injured. Ban Ki Moon later had a meeting with the staff of the UN House Abuja.

source : http://streetgist.com/photo-un-sec-gen-lays-wreath-at-scene-of-bomb-blast-at-un-house-abuja/

more reply pls.

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http://streetgist.com/8-pictures-from-chief-of-army-staffs-visit-to-borno-over-the-weekend/

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see more oooooo

source : http://streetgist.com/8-pictures-from-chief-of-army-staffs-visit-to-borno-over-the-weekend/

Photos from the Chief of Army Staff, Lt. Gen. Tukur Buratai’s visit to some military stations in Mafa, Dikwa part of Borno state over the weekend. More photos after the cut…

source : http://streetgist.com/8-pictures-from-chief-of-army-staffs-visit-to-borno-over-the-weekend/

Yesterday was headcount for all Corpers in Nigeria. A corp member came in her wedding dress to sign. I guess to her the wedding can wait…lol. See another photo after the cut..
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source : http://streetgist.com/bride-abandons-wedding-for-nysc-head-count-today-photos/

Fulaboy:
That awful moment when all schools in town refuse to admit your child you can't attend church with him or her without the congregation chasing you out saying church is no place for demons you can't go market with the child.......


In fact the consequences are numerous

laughing..
You be just said it my dear

classicB:
I dnt see myself marrying either of both men. Marry an ugly man cos of money?? nah o! And the handsome guy is also a single father no go area.

lol,you ar funny

But you have a point ...

Lalasticlala

MrCork:
...ok ..so u encoragin women to be gold diggers on nairaland...abi?....was wrong wit datin a poor guy? .. You homebase females mennnn...sad!!

we have different choice

Forget I cant marry an ugly man sha because he is rich

EroticAngelina:
I go for the God fearing man.

This is so easy. He is God fearing, Rich, One lady man.. the only thing z that he's ugly(which can even be fixed)

the other guy is ntn... how can u be a ladies man when u dnt av money? no decent occupation, pry 6 dropout! Wats that he only has fine face.

u made this too easy abeg.

Forget I will invest in him

Cc lalasticlala

I go for the handsome man

Chuksgeo:
Many politicians are really gaullible. Don't ask me why.

I wana know?

Why?

Happiness87:
didn't buhari worship with REDEEM ONCE.

Wike attends that church, so Find another lie

Hmmm who told You