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I'd say . . .cut ur coat according to ur size.

if u can afford, why not? no need to be selfish, besides its ur day and u would wanna share it everybody.
if u cannot . . then make everyone go to the various houses after the wedding or u just have a very nice wedding and reception for just close family and friends.

StephenP:
[size=13pt]How did you get that figure? Did you do a survey on all Nigerian foods?[/size]

apparently!!

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=132436.msg2235200#msg2235200 date=1210183016]Did debo retire from Nairaland's most popular male LovePeddler position and give it to Sly?[/quote]LMAO.
Don't even get me started with debo  

Really guys . . y'all ain't all that either.
Put up all fine pics and lets be the judge. I bet u half of all this guys opening their mouth have pot belly.
and Y'all should have a bit of respect for women . . its not easy to carry a baby for 9 months . . not to talk of stretch marks.

StephenP:
[size=13pt]I know someone who is. . .[/size]

yeah? . . I think he died two weeks ago.

dee02:
Are you fat? LMFAO

On a more serious note, that is my opinion and if u like pick your dictionary and come back at me again, i wont give two fu/ck and i wont bag down u TWIT!

I am entitled to my opinions ok!lol,

Why are u crying now?
it ain't that bad . . take it easy abeg.
Besides, I know better than to exchange words with pple on NL like u.


[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=132436.msg2234830#msg2234830 date=1210179000]@ Sheniqua & Busta,

I can't be lured to put ma pic on a forum. . .
Y'all chics might have to cross the atlantic to see me in person. [/quote]u gotta be Will Smith or Denzel for me to do that oh.
I'll pass but I wish them girls luck with u

rikkyjen:
I so much hate this "Anti- Nigerian girls thread" opened on a minute basis.

This trend was evolving just couple of months ago, but now it has become an habit on this message board.

We, Nigerian men have got to be the most sexist group on the face of this planet earth,
because i see no rationale for a sane man to complain about a womans stomach, a womans leg, a womans skirt and to cap it all, a womans unshaved Vagina.

It is becoming irritating to see men on this board complain like pussies and wussies. or Are you guys pussies in disguise?

Nigerian girls with big stomach? can you compare that to the pot-bellied male topshots in Abuja or those beer drums Nigerian chieves and politicians call stomachs?

Nigerian Girls with Big stomach? No be the same stomach una chop and live for 9months before 'em shyte una comot?

Not only would i describe this thread and its suppourters as a slap to womanhood, but i consider it  as an Infantile and arrant nonsense!!

[size=14pt]10 Gbosa for u my man!!!![/size]

u made the most sense jo.

sheniqua:
Picture please!!!!!!!!!
anyone who doesn't have the balls to post a full picture should not be calling names

I am in full support!!!!!!

TolaniLuv:

Honestly, I don't know wht you asked me this question You shld be askin uurself.

I've seen you here and there.
Every topic. now You see d question is meant for You.

@ age 21,
u really ought to know better.

dee02:
They eat too much FUFU, OKPA, AKAMU and AKPU!!

It is a shame and my last trip home was marred by protuding bellies all over the place

Laziness, too much greed and lack of motivation to exercise is to blame to be honest

Gone are them days that guys were serial-eaters, nowadays it is the ladies!

Glory be to God

Anotha Dundee United . . generalization supporter!

TolaniLuv:
Strawberry hmmm yummy, my ex girlfrind puzzle smell like that would mind if I give u her nrb , u Said anything that smelss like straw berry. You don't have to use straw okay just use mouth

wat won't u read on NL?

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=132436.msg2234627#msg2234627 date=1210176810]You think everyone is like u?
Intel says if he is not at least 400 pounds in weight, u are not even dating!!!![/quote]how did u know that?

haha 12 pages?
the girl suppose don born by now.

femi4:
I beliv u dnt password your phone,If u do,I doubt your integrity.Let your wife trust u.Make your password available 2 her.If my girlfriend can make her password availabe 2 me and mine to her.I wonder why a married man can't do that.Integrity matters,

Good for u jare.

Tattooboy:
am here sweetie, u can kindly send it to this yahoo id "deolanig2007" no spaming please

lol

@Lady T,
no worry, business go soon begin to boom.

PRYNXLEX:
@ BUSTA You CHASED ME HERE. WETIN I DO YOU NA.


I REMEMBER ONCE. A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD USED THE WORD [b]"PROLLY" INSTEAD OF PROBABLY. WAS THAT YOU ?[/b]

I reject that ur neighbourhood in JESUS NAME (AMEN).

Read what u wrote again . . .does that even make sense to u? I assume u went to skool and not skool going thru u.

LadyT:
Your phat protuding arse!

believe me . . me sef know it ain't flat  

sup with ya?
iya laje of egbaland nairaland.

LadyT:
LOL@Busta Her arse aint flat tho!!!

whose arse?

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=132436.msg2234502#msg2234502 date=1210175421]@ Busta,

Curry and Garlics are manageable. . . . .Fat tummy ain't!!!!!
Besides, not all these Asian girls are curry-crazy.[/quote]same way not all nigerian girls are fat and have protruding tummy!

Tattooboy:
@busta
u got flat tommy?

Proved that already.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Nope, don't watch those. . .the whole singing thing puts me to sleep [/b]I know i watched a few as a child courtesy of some female cousins like that but since growing up
the highest i have come to an indian movie is bride and prejudice and the other one with heather graham and marissa tomei. . .
[b]Nwayz Awake is finished (will have to watch it again lol)[/color]

Lol. . . that part I always skip cos they keep singing for 2 days.

Awake finished and u got nuthing to say bout it than watch it again? that bad?

How bout Harold and Kumar 2 Escape from Guantanamo Bay?
Saw "forgetting sarah marshall" . . hilarious.

Seun:
Well, many men have big tummies too. I think I'm developing one. Solution: liposuction??

   

LadyT:
Those of you saying personality. How can you determine personality from seeing him for the first time.

He has to be tall, handsome, lean or with muscles. I don't do chunky guys not looking to get crushed. And I so love me a dark skin guy.
A deep sexy bedroom voice!

I feel ya!

ojaylyte:
Oh please, all women ve protruding bellie, not just naija babes, u shld see oyibo big bellie, then u will thank God for us

better guy . .

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=132436.msg2234338#msg2234338 date=1210173691]@ Busta,

Asians don't mean Chinese/Japanese alone.
What about Indians, Thai chics, Bengalis and so on n forth.
It's no match. . . . .Nigerian chics have got a lot to do starting with their bellies and eating habits.[/quote]Seriously? those are ur taste in women?
by the time u die of curry and garlics . . lets us know.

yemivictor:
Send it to me privately!

At least, you can rest assured of a fair judgement!!

Ha . . i don't do private talk and chat o . . .NL pple dey scare me big time.

tngtech:
@yemivictor

So you indirectly asking Busta out?

nahh . . busta don't do online love

Happens alot when it comes to Kids asking Kids out!!

the gurls u dealing are prolly kids thats why.

tngtech:
@Busta

Where did you take that picture, you sure is not AJ city?

Bravo . . u guessed right!

*****long hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss****

tngtech:
What about the Asians?

Are Nigeria Girls better than them?

Are u kidding me. . .those pple with no boobs and flat yansh?
at 40, they look 14? u could get arrested for molestation.

yemivictor:
Ok! ok!! i give it Busta!

She's got them legs!!

But contrary to your opinion, the picture didn't prove anything about your alleged flat tummy!!!

There was simply no way to tell because you were backing the camera!!!

Thx hun . . .  but it wasn't my profile pic that I was refering to, I had a pic up b4 but took off b4 all dem haters decides to pounce on me for lunch

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=132436.msg2234260#msg2234260 date=1210172623]@ Busta,

Why compare with Oyibo people?
How about Hispanics, Carribeans or the Frenchies?
Blimey. . . .even the Somalis, Ethiopians and Equatorial Guineans are better off.[/quote]We still better than all of them put together . . !!

I am so Fatsophobic i cannot sit near fat people. . . .You never know when they might belch/burp or even fart.
When i say stuffs, it does not necessarily apply to me. . . .i listen to people and i read a lot so don't start those stereotypical theories.

Very funny . . so u like em thin like "toothpick"

But really guys,
y'all need to slow ur rolls and show dem sistas come love.
If u ask me, I think we still way better looking than all this oyinbo pple

haven't seen any of those ones u mentioned.

speaking of which, u watch indian movies.
saw "Om Shanti Om" last weekend and it was interesting.