₦airaland Forum

@ lancaster!
You're right,
lol! thanx man,

'WHY I NEVER VISIT RICH PEOPLE'




Question:       What would you like to have, ? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo or Coffee?
Answer:       tea please
Question:        Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice
tea or Green tea
Answer:         Ceylon tea
Question:      How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer:         white
      Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk
Answer:         With milk
Question:        Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk
Answer:         With cow milk please.
Question:         Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer:          Umm, I'll take it black.
Question:       Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer:         With sugar
Question:           Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer:               Cane sugar
Question:          White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer:         Forget about tea just give me a glass of water
                    instead.
Question:      Mineral water or still water?
Answer:        Mineral water
Question:        Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer:          leave it alone, I would rather die from thirst!

i need a well serviced 3bedroom apartment @ Victoria Island Lagos.

M M S
please how do i send or veiw sent MMS on my Nokia 7100(flip)

i ve over 100 free mms, but cant simply make use of it.

Messed Up Network

I AND MY BOO[i][/i] TRY 2 KEEP INTOUCH EVERYDAY DESPITE THE LONG DISTANCE BETWEEN US.

HE CALLS EVERYDAY AND REASSURES ME OF HIS FEELINGS TOWARDS ME.

He called yesterday evening, and promised 2 call back later @ nite.
while waiting 4 his call,i eventually fell asleep ,only 2 wake up @ 3:30am 2 see five(5)
missed calls on my mobile.
I called back immedaitely not knowing what i had instore 4 me.

MY BOO ANSWER WITH THIS TONE IN HIS VOICE AND SAID:

I CALLED SEVERALLY BUT U DIDNT PICK UP, THE NEXT MIN A GUY PICKED U.

I WAS SO SHOCKED COS I WAS ALL ALONE IN MY ROOM, SO WERE WOULD THE GUY COME 4RM.
THEN I REALISED THAT IT COULD BE THIS OUR MESSED UP NETWORK CROSS OVER WHICH I TRIED
EXPLAIN. HE SAID IT WAS OKAY, BUT I CANT HELP FEELING BAD COS ITS SO DEREPING. IF I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY
I WILL JUST (I DONT EVEN KNOW WAT I WOULD DO 2 THIS FOOLISH NETWORKSSSSSS)[/b]


[b]Note:
Am sorry Ighoise, u didnt sigout b4 i started using the system, i just sent in my topic
mistakingly with ur name without knowing it.

Messed Up Network

I AND MY BOO[i][/i] TRY 2 KEEP INTOUCH EVERYDAY DESPITE THE LONG DISTANCE BETWEEN US.

HE CALLS EVERYDAY AND REASSURES ME OF HIS FEELINGS TOWARDS ME.

He called yesterday evening, and promised 2 call back later @ night.
while waiting 4 his call,i eventually fell asleep ,only 2 wake up @ 3:30am 2 see five(5)
missed calls on my mobile.
I called back immedaitely not knowing what i had instore 4 me.

MY BOO ANSWER WITH THIS TONE IN HIS VOICE AND SAID:

I CALLED SEVERALLY BUT You DID'NT PICK UP, THE NEXT MIN A GUY PICKED Your phone.

I WAS SO SHOCKED COS I WAS ALL ALONE IN MY ROOM, SO WERE WOULD THE GUY BE COMING 4RM.
THEN I REALISED THAT IT COULD BE THIS OUR MESSED UP CROSS OVER NETWORK WHICH I TRIED 2
EXPLAIN. HE SAID IT WAS OKAY, BUT I CANT HELP FEELING BAD COS ITS SO DEPRESSING. IF I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY
I WILL JUST (I DONT EVEN KNOW WAT I WOULD DO 2 THIS FOOLISH NETWORKSSSSSS)

4 God sake! its just banana and apple.

1. u all ve dirty mind.
2. and no sense of humour.
3. why putting on this holier than thou attitude.
4. i sent u this doesn't make me a nasty person.

so plz my bros and sis in the lords vine-yard.
4give me 4 sending this and dont persecute me.

THE TWO FRUITS THAT DESTROED THIS WORLD.[b][/b]

just called yemi!
and he made me understand that its more of a partime job and the form is worth 2,000

ASK HIM 2 Bleep OFF

@ poster

u are suppose 2 know the answer now! (OR MAYBE U DIDN'T STUDY BIOLOGY/SCIENCE)


ANYWAY! THEY WILL LEAVE IN A PLACE CALLED WATLAND)





thank God 4 scientist, cos they saw this coming and made provisions 4 them.

LOL


LOL

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ SAMMY

LOL!

THEY WILL NOT KILL ME WITH LAUGHTER ON THIS NAIRALAND SITE'
(am realy catching my fun)

my dear! I GUESS IF UR GIFT CARRY ENOUGH WEIGHT!
U WONT ONLY GET A Mouth Action,
COS U WOULD ALSO BE ENTITTLED 2 A JOB BLOW(WHO KNOWS)

liftedme:
Busygal,

poor you, you sound so raw, unromantic and crude, no wonder you find it difficult to make love the modern way. Please take it easy we are not quarrelling, just sharing my view okay?

MY LOVE!
UR WORDS ARE CONTRACDICTING EACH OTHER.


HOW COULD I POSSIBLY BE RAW YET UNROMANTIC.

LOL! DO U CALL Mouth Action D MORDEN WAY 2 MAKE LOVE!
I WONT DISPUTE THAT COS EVERY INDIVIDUAL HAS A RIGHT 2 HIS OR HER
OWN OPINION.
WHO KNOWS!      DEPENDS ON UR CONVICEING POWER.



CRUDE ! BROS THATS A STRONG WORD 2 USE NOW.
AM FAR FROM DAT OH, AM A VERY NICE AND FRIENDLY GIRL OH.

LOL!

@JOEY82

THAT WAS A FAST PUZZZZZZZZZZZZLE TO SOLVE.

liftedme:
Ms. Olaolu and Busygal

If you do not like giving your man Mouth Action, that should be between you and your man not for us, its obvious you gals have some problems to settle with your guys, please go settle it behind closed doors. Thanks

u think everybody is like u!

dumb boy! if this discussion is just between I AND MY MAN,
TELL ME HOW THE EQUATION WILL BALANCE
WHEN I DONT INVOLVE THE ELDERS OF OUR LAND.(NAIRALANDERS)

serious ppl like u suppose they IGBOBI ORTHOPEDIC HOSPITAL.
its ur type that will slap the girls head to suck harder
and in the process chocking the babe.

@ THE SATGE OF RED BUBBLES
THERE IS NO BETTER STAGE THAN THAT,
THAT IS THE STAGE HE HAS TO PROVE HIS LOVE.
ITS NO BIG DEAL REALY.
IT SMELLS REALY GOOD. TRY IT AND SEE.


WAT IF AM ILL AND CANT EVEN WASH,WOULD HE LEAVE
THE WHOLE HOUSE TO SMELL OF REDISH BUBBLE, WITH
MAGGOT ALL OVER.

HE HAS NO OTHER CHOICE EVEN IF HE DOEN'T WANT 2.

WAOHHHHHHHHHHH


MINE IS DECEMBER 31ST ,


PLZ CALL ME SO I CAN GIVE U MY ACCOUNT NUMBER.

@ MOLASCO

ALL THAT ONE NA SUPERSTORY!

WE LADIES ALSO DO MANUAL JOBS 2 ASSIST WITH D DAILY BREAD,

SO LEAVE MATTER ABEGYYYYYY

@ joey82

ok dear!
sorry 4 not answering that

AM NOT INTO BJ.

I COME ACROSS D WORD DAY IN DAY OUT.

AND I WAS TOLD HOW IT HAPPENS.

IF U LOOK THROUGH THAT GLASSES CLOSELY,

U WOULD SEE THAT AM CAMPAIGNING AGAINST IT,

AND NOT ENCOURAGING IT.

DOPSY BABY!

dont mind silly boy!!!!!!

his just acting his name.

@joey82

U THIS BOY"!

HOW MANY TIMES WILL I WARN U 2 ALWAYS USE THAT GLASSES

GRANDPA BOUGHT FOR U?

ITS NOT OLOBO BUT OLODO.
OLOBO-TOTO GIRL/ LEARN BAD THING
OLODO- GOOD GIRL / LEARN NO BAD THING

ohhhhhhhh my GODDDDDDDD!!!!!!!


pain u are begining 2 scare me'

DONT U KNOW THIS PAGE IS MENT 4 LOVE , ROMANCE, AND SEX!



u better remove this thing here and post something else.u can as well post it on the religion
page instead of puting it here.
u want me 2 ve bad dream 2day abi.

sillyboy:
@ Topic.

Please what is a "Mouth Action" and "Head Job" ?

@Busygal.

So you are so use to Mouth Action? Could you please describe how you do that?

my dearest silly!
u should ask ur girlfriend 2 give u tutorial on the various types of jobs we have.
cos am OLODO when it comes 2 that.

[b[i]]u ve started again abi![/b] (if they sent u 2 me,just tell them u didn't see me ooooooooo[/i])