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@poster, do you mean a great loss or a great lost?

I think you can still correct the topic because there are people viewing this from abroad.

We should pray for someone that supposed to be in jail?

I can't understand how Nigerians think.

@Ileke-Idi, ask google.

I am sorry, I doubt the integrity of the whole report. Anybody can sit in a corner and publish something to destroy the other. Perhaps IBB, Atiku and the rest are up to something here too.

Or was he served any colored tea or water?

Sorry, I hope it's not the thought that he worked with IBB to destroy our educational sector that killed him?

well, like asamuel has said, don't go near GTB at all. My experience with them in the last two weeks is more than I can explain.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

[size=8pt]These guys are busy developing life-changing machines; we are here either bombing lives or perfecting corruption. Na wa!!![/size


Google is testing cars that drive themselves By Samuel Axon, Mashable
October 11, 2010 7:48 a.m. EDT | Filed under: Innovation


The vehicles have been tested on 140,000 miles of California road, from Silicon Valley to Santa Monica.STORY HIGHLIGHTS
Google has developed cars that drive themselves automatically in traffic
Only one accident has occurred during testing so far and it was human error
Google believes that technology could half the number of automobile-related deaths
Optimistic projections put this technology at least eight years away from market

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(Mashable) -- Google announced Sunday that it has developed cars that drive themselves automatically in traffic, and that it has been testing them on the streets of California for months. It might seem like an unusual project for Google, but it could actually have big benefits.

We're not just talking about cars running Google Android. This is the stuff of science fiction. The only accident that has occurred so far: One of the cars was rear-ended by a driver at a stop light. Human error!

The vehicles have been tested on 140,000 miles of California road, from Silicon Valley to Santa Monica.

Each car is manned during the tests. One person sits in the driver's seat, ready to take control of the vehicle instantly by grabbing the wheel or touch the brake should something go wrong with the system. The person in the passenger's seat is an engineer who monitors the software operations on a computer.

Google (Google) hired engineers who previously participated in competitions and races involving automated cars -- important turning points in the development of the technology, which has been coming into its own since around 2005 according to The New York Times.

If your first concern is one of safety, Google would argue that you're going about it all wrong.

Safety is one of the the project's purposes. Google believes that the technology could nearly half the number of automobile-related deaths because computers are supposedly better at driving than humans in the right circumstances.

There are other hypothetical pluses, too. The vehicles' instant reaction time and 360-degree awareness would allow them to drive closer together on the highway than humans can, reducing traffic congestion. They could be more careful when operating the gas, reducing fuel consumption.

But the biggest benefit for Google would be the hour or so of daily commute time the car owner would save. Instead of driving, he or she could either be productive or entertained in the vehicle, doing work on a wireless Internet (Internet) connection or watching television.

Google doesn't say it explicitly, but TechCrunch was quick to note that this time could be spent using Google products and absorbing Google-run advertising.

The most optimistic projections put this technology at least eight years away from market, though. Legal hassles are among the myriad problems; all of the current traffic laws assume that a human driver is present in the vehicle.

Do you think this technology will eventually be deployed, or is it just a pipe dream for Sergei and Larry? Let us know in the comments.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/innovation/10/11/google.testing.cars.mashable/

so there is a slowpoke in the house defending this useless bank Very surprised!

;d ;d ;d

Hey, I had an awful experience at GTB, Bank Anthony Branch on Thursday. I wanted a little cash and went in with my cheque. It took 30 minutes to get a parking space. After I managed to get in, there were anouncements of "if you want to withdraw more than N500K, please we do not have money now." Everyone stayed cool until the anouncement got to N50,000. Many people started shouting that they wanted their money. Tellers were receiving money from depositors to pay those who wanted cash. Eventually when customers could not bear it, there was an uproar that made the bank managers to call in their police from outside. As the police came in to still the storm, some people tried to fight with the policemen and the policemen started beating everyone in the banking hall. Some got wounded trying to escape through the narrow security doors.

I am wondering if this is the kind of banking GTB was known for many years ago,

A modern Montessori School in Mowe operating infants, preschool, nursery and primary schools has vacancies for the following positions:

A) Head Teacher - Female (HT001)
Degree in education, 7 years experience with 3 as Head Teacher, Montessori experience, curriculum development and ability to lead a team

B) Primary School Teachers (PT002)
Degree/NCE in education, 5 years experience in teaching primary schools.

C) Nursery School Teachers (NT003)
Degree/NCE in education, 5 years experience in teaching Nursery schools.

D) Admin/Customer Care Manager (ACM004)
Degree in any discipline, 3 years experience in customer services & admin

E) Preschool Teachers (PT005)
Degree/NCE in education, 5 years experience in teaching preschoolers

F) Infant Nannies (IN006)
NCE/SSCE holder, 3 years experience in children care

G) Security Guards (SG007)
SSCE holder, 3 years experience in security services

H) Graphic Artist
SSCE, fluent in English, skilled in Corel Draw, PDF, Internet & MS packages
Note: For all teaching positions, excellent communication skills, computer literacy, skills in teaching music, dance, art & craft, drama, French language, and etiquette will be an added advantage.
Successful candidates will enjoy attractive pay with training opportunities
Submit your application with position and reference number within two weeks either by email to or by hand to ImpactHouse Consulting, 91/93, Aina Street, Ojodu, Lagos. Call 0704.139.8707 or 0803.417.4387 for any enquiries. You’ll be contacted only if shortlisted.

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A modern Montessori School in Mowe operating infants, preschool, nursery and primary schools has vacancies for the following positions:

A) Head Teacher - Female (HT001)
Degree in education, 7 years experience with 3 as Head Teacher, Montessori experience, curriculum development and ability to lead a team

B) Primary School Teachers (PT002)
Degree/NCE in education, 5 years experience in teaching primary schools.

C) Nursery School Teachers (NT003)
Degree/NCE in education, 5 years experience in teaching Nursery schools.

D) Admin/Customer Care Manager (ACM004)
Degree in any discipline, 3 years experience in customer services & admin

E) Preschool Teachers (PT005)
Degree/NCE in education, 5 years experience in teaching preschoolers

F) Infant Nannies (IN006)
NCE/SSCE holder, 3 years experience in children care

G) Security Guards (SG007)
SSCE holder, 3 years experience in security services

H) Graphic Artist
SSCE, fluent in English, skilled in Corel Draw, PDF, Internet & MS packages
Note: For all teaching positions, excellent communication skills, computer literacy, skills in teaching music, dance, art & craft, drama, French language, and etiquette will be an added advantage.
Successful candidates will enjoy attractive pay with training opportunities
Submit your application with position and reference number within two weeks either by email to or by hand to ImpactHouse Consulting, 91/93, Aina Street, Ojodu, Lagos. Call 0704.139.8707 or 0803.417.4387 for any enquiries. You’ll be contacted only if shortlisted.

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A modern Montessori School in Mowe operating infants, preschool, nursery and primary schools has vacancies for the following positions:

A) Head Teacher - Female (HT001)
Degree in education, 7 years experience with 3 as Head Teacher, Montessori experience, curriculum development and ability to lead a team

B) Primary School Teachers (PT002)
Degree/NCE in education, 5 years experience in teaching primary schools.

C) Nursery School Teachers (NT003)
Degree/NCE in education, 5 years experience in teaching Nursery schools.

D) Admin/Customer Care Manager (ACM004)
Degree in any discipline, 3 years experience in customer services & admin

E) Preschool Teachers (PT005)
Degree/NCE in education, 5 years experience in teaching preschoolers

F) Infant Nannies (IN006)
NCE/SSCE holder, 3 years experience in children care

G) Security Guards (SG007)
SSCE holder, 3 years experience in security services

H) Graphic Artist
SSCE, fluent in English, skilled in Corel Draw, PDF, Internet & MS packages
Note: For all teaching positions, excellent communication skills, computer literacy, skills in teaching music, dance, art & craft, drama, French language, and etiquette will be an added advantage.
Successful candidates will enjoy attractive pay with training opportunities
Submit your application with position and reference number within two weeks either by email to or by hand to ImpactHouse Consulting, 91/93, Aina Street, Ojodu, Lagos. Call 0704.139.8707 or 0803.417.4387 for any enquiries. You’ll be contacted only if shortlisted.

Hope it helps!

Tell us your qualification and what position you are looking at, then let's see,

If he likes let him set up office in HELL, he is doomed already.

welcome

you definitely paid more than N5K to get that certificate without the soft skills that could get you a job. Wouldn't you rather pay N5K and put an end to your unemployment. The value is actually more than that, we only do this to cover cost of the event. Thanks for your comment though. Success takes preparation in every respect. It will take some people time to realize that.

I was at GTB Ojodu recently and I was surprised about the newest fraud in Nigerian Banking system. The bank was supposed to close at 4.30 pm, but by 4.00 pm they closed the gate and said there were too many people inside to be attended to. Later some security guards were coming out to demand for money so they could help cash customers' cheque for them. I was later told that the tips offered by customers are usually shared between the security staff and the cash tellers of the bank. Only in Nigeria do people pay to collect their own money!

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thanks

ole! 419, onijibiti

thanks.

Know a 1st class candidate with Masters from US. Just arrived Nigeria and already working. Can only change job if it is N1M monthly. What job do you have and what's the pay like?

Let me know here.

Now the first training is on Saturday 26 June. Venue is ImpactHouse Consulting at 91/93, Aina Street, Ojodu, Lagos. Please you must call to reserve your seat before you can attend.

Details of numbers and emails are on the attached flyer at the beginning of this thread.

Thanks to all those who have called to attend.

agency and other fees factored into the cost, ehn? That's business!

why sell the ebook when the authors are giving it out for free on google? 419!

a 419 man is just trying to gather your details. Look before you leap!

I guess grades don't matter there, but what you take out of it yourself except you want to move on to PHD.

Is Masters even important? only important if you want to be a lecturer. It can be a problem for you if you want to work in any business environment because while others will be talking about practical business realities, you will be thinking about theories.