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Politics / Re: 2015: NMA Seeks Psychiatric Test For Politicians by buzor(m): 5:11am On Dec 08, 2014
Amechi will not pass the test......

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Sports / Re: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by buzor(m): 4:56pm On Nov 15, 2014
good one mikel

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Sports / Re: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by buzor(m): 4:51pm On Nov 15, 2014
Tonylyte:

And what is mikel doing about that? I bet mikel is iconic in the field than him. Menwhile penalty for nigeria.

mikel just strolling as usual
Sports / Re: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by buzor(m): 4:50pm On Nov 15, 2014
iheanyi40:
So without penalty we no fit score undecided
half bread is better than buns

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Sports / Re: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by buzor(m): 4:49pm On Nov 15, 2014
finally broke the deadlock
Sports / Re: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by buzor(m): 4:48pm On Nov 15, 2014
has anyone observed that each time eyama shoots out ball, it always lands on conplayer
Sports / Re: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by buzor(m): 4:45pm On Nov 15, 2014
Tonylyte:
Come o!! Una sure say the congollesse players no plenty pass us? Make them count them well ooo.

its just their no 10 mesmerizing our players
Sports / Re: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by buzor(m): 4:40pm On Nov 15, 2014
#onazi keep passing the ball to our opponents
Sports / Re: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by buzor(m): 4:28pm On Nov 15, 2014
bigtt76:
Well Keshi is der till GEJ is voted out next year February together with his team grin


pls remove gej from this discussion.

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Sports / Re: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by buzor(m): 4:25pm On Nov 15, 2014
dotcomnamename:
[size=15pt]Steven Keshi is Tactically-Clueless like my club manager Mr Wenger. Their football management style is an abuse to Football dignity.

FIFA should arrest the two of them and luck them up[/size]

this match clearly shows how clueless this kechi of a guy is. may be his instruction to the boys is to play ball up up all the time so the ball can get to uche.

there is no connection between midfield and attackers. I wonder what mikel is still doing in super eagles...........wont mark ball and loosing ball anyhow
Sports / Re: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by buzor(m): 4:21pm On Nov 15, 2014
someone needs to tell me the contribution of these fools in this match........mikel and emenike. stephen kechi is technically inept as far as this match is conerned

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Phones / Re: My Samsung Galaxy S4 Phone Photos by buzor(m): 1:22pm On Oct 31, 2014
texazzpete:


Lies! the HTC One M7 and M8 have mediocre cameras.

where dis one come from
Phones / Re: My Samsung Galaxy S4 Phone Photos by buzor(m): 9:02am On Oct 31, 2014
natureblack:
If it's not HTC M8,then the sh*t ain't "brilliant"






My HTC M8 #QuietlyBrilliant

for camera and sleeky design, give it to HTC.
team m7 and m8
Politics / Re: Army, Police, Others May Pay Electricity Bills - Senate by buzor(m): 6:28am On Oct 29, 2014
INSTINCTS:
hahahaha this administration does not cease to amaze me.
what is dis one saying.

@topic nics move. Everyone should pay their bills whether army, police or boys scout

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Education / Re: . by buzor(m): 5:18pm On Oct 28, 2014
why not come out plain and tell us how u didnt do well in your first semester instead of saying ur friend.

At your question, nothing is impossible. u can still make 2.1

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Askia To Work At Ebola Center In US (She's A Nurse) by buzor(m): 6:20pm On Oct 24, 2014
sambiyi:
Atleast she took a step. That's brave oooo

that woman is there for the money.
do the maths

32 * 10 * 25 and tell the answer. she should ve come over to naija for such services if she is not in for the money

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Politics / Re: E X P O S E D: Media Terrorism And The Death Of Abubakar Shekau by buzor(m): 9:44am On Oct 03, 2014
I was reading this piece until the ending paragraph when I discovered that op is a foo.l & a f*ki.ng tribalist.

So it was yaradua that killed yusuf?

This bastar.d should be banned on dis forum for posting fake and hate filled contents

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Culture / Re: The Spirit Of Lagos by buzor(m): 3:10pm On Oct 02, 2014
The only spirit of lagos i know is the one that makes u to think -
* u ve to be gratefull to govt for planting flowers and constructing only tollable roads.
* the the one that makes u think its normal to wake up by 4am & get to work by 9am.
* living in generator fumes is normal.
* living in houses not even fit for animals yet u re a lagosian.
*wen it rains, transport fares are doubled.

Lagos i hail
Phones / Re: Samsung Advert On The New Iphone 6plus (Very funny) by buzor(m): 6:14am On Sep 27, 2014
KingMEXX: Hahahaha nice. These two rivals never cease to amaze me with their Creativity!

Oya wey dem iOS fanboys??

Theres nothing creative about Samsung. I ll only take them serious when they start making their own hardware and software like apple or make phones with beautiful designs like htc.....

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Business / Re: My Bitter Experience With Gtbank Internet Services by buzor(m): 6:09am On Sep 27, 2014
Nawaa for that bank sef
Education / Re: Teacher Unable To Read Her Own Certificates In Front Of Edo State Governor. by buzor(m): 7:14pm On Sep 21, 2014
smh

u wont believe this same sacked teacher has being called by because of 2015.............
Politics / Re: Aljazeera: Nigeria's Weak Health Sector Confronts Ebola by buzor(m): 1:38pm On Sep 20, 2014
the useless racist arab television.
when they see nigerian army is winning war on terror, then they stop reporting about bokohoram. when they see nigerian health sector has confronted ebola they started reporting about some shi.t blind people in the north.

only uninformed peeps watch that suc.king station

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Literature / Re: The Odd Things I Did That Brought Me To Light by buzor(m): 9:29am On Sep 20, 2014
HerexG: My name is Chibuzor, Buzor for short, I'm once one of the numerous frustrated Nigerian graduates as the society would call us. But destiny has it way of re-writing my misguided and hopeless pathway, nevertheless sharing my story with you might help re-ignite the dying passion of a young person out there.

Immediately after my youth service corp, I traveled down to Abuja, as a young man full of dreams and aspirations I arrived Abuja in a high spirit, thinking my well polished phonee and my strong 2 1 would fetch me a nice job from big multinational company. Anayo ( Nayo for short )accommodated me in his one room self contain apartment, Nayo is a single man in His mid 30's, he is my village town's man. I was amazed that he accepted to accommodate me, a man that is not even my relative but he treated like his own very brother. Nayo is a very good man, he is a humble and a diligent Taxi driver. Any lady who is no materialism would be very fortunate to have him for a husband. Each I come back home lamenting about a failed job application, he comforts me, what a man he is ! So humble and full of wisdom. Walaai Nayo missed his calling, he will make a very teacher .

Hmmm now enough of Nayo the "Mr Nice guy", it is my story and not Nayo's. I sent my CV to virtually almost all the multinational companies and big establishments in Abuja but I got no positive response from them all. This left me devastated, I even applied for some mushroom companies (if you know what I mean) but it was the same report

" Thank you sir, we will call you soon"
" Sorry no vacancy"

Nayo has been responsible for all my expenses, my feeding, toiletries, pocket money and even my transportation. Most times i ask myself how much is Nayo even earning that he has to share his income with me. I really started getting so uncomfortable with the idea of depending on Nayo for my daily need,

"how can a graduate like me be a pest to a hustling man trying to survive"

Then i swallowed all forms of pride in me and I started doing menial jobs, at least to fed for myself and to take care of my daily needs. I got so much entangled into the menial jobs that most times forget that I'm a graduate, wow this reminds me of this saying that

" The environment most time goes a long way in framing up a man's ideology and lifestyle"

To cut the long story short, after living a stereotyped life for two years, working so hard and coming back home crashing like "Sosoliso airline" I choose to do something different. Something totally different from my everyday hustling, then I voluntarily joined a political party. O boy no time abeg, I automatically became a grass root politician, I started attending the political party I joined meetings.

In a matter of weeks i became very loyal and dedicated to the party, thank God they discovered my efforts early enough and immediately became their errand boy ( a graduate for that matter) . They started giving hand bills and posters of their presidential candidate to go past on every nuke and cranny of the capital city. The presidential candidate of the party happens to be the incumbent president at that point in time, to my surprise I became passionate about the service I'm rendering to the party. With the little stipends they give me each day for transport and a plate of food from "mama cash" restaurant, "Mama cash" who also happens to be a party of the same party, with that very little I was given to cover much areas around the capital city, baptizing each area I enter with the our political party campaign posters.

Nayo started looking at me as if I'm a freak, my obsession for this political issue was disgusting him. So one day he couldn't bear his rate of anger challenged me, speaking with the Nigerian pigeon English

" Oh boy come here, wetin dey worry you self ? You just dey mumu yourself up and down for this people wey no care say you dey exist self. You leave time wey you suppose to take dey make money to go dey mumu yourself for them say na work you dey work, Nonsense !"

( Young man come here, what is wrong with you, you kept fooling around with this people that doesn't even care whether you exist. You sacrificed the time you are supposed to be making money for them)

I smiled and pondered to myself a little, then I replied him with a popular American quote

" Don't look for what Nigeria will do for you, instead look for what you will for Nigeria"

Just before I finished my statement Nayo laughed out so loud, he sarcastically made another statement

" Oh ! a very good citizen but dying slowly in penury, wake up man !

He said that and left, I pretended as though the words were nothing to me, because there is no way I can escape thinking about those words sitting all alone at home. I decided to pick some of the posters I had and left, I continued my daily routine pasting the posters . This time around I decided to concentrate on the walls just in front of major roads, I was pasting the campaign posters with so much excitement and at the same time trying not to remember what Nayo said earlier in the day. As I was pasting the campaign poster, I suddenly heard horn repeatedly pressed to attract my attention. I was first exasperated at the disturbing car horn, so I turned back to look at the car disturbing my work flow. Wow I couldn't believe what I saw and I said to myself

" Who do I know in this area with such a magnificent and classy car like this"

So i moved closer to the car standing right behind the door with my head bent trying to get a glance at who the person is but it was a tinted car. The person in the car wind down the tinted glass window of the car, then the identity of the car owner was revealed

" Oh I can't believe it !
I have to clear my eyes twice to be sure if he really is the one I'm seeing
My people lo and behold it is the incumbent president of the federal republic of Nigeria. The very person i was pasting his campaign posters, President Olusegun Obasanjo ! Omg I was highly overwhelmed and shaky that day, meeting the president of the federal republic wow ! I tell you that event marked the turn around of my life.

In the services we render to the public lies the keys to unlock our hidden treasures. Start being passionate about that very thing (either big or small) you are presently doing that is beneficial to the public because you never will tell when the sun will smile at you.

Written by HerexG

www.herexg.



y cant u state ur points with out cursing. you telling me all the churches in lagos uses hand sanitizers.
Religion / Re: Three-eyed Calf Now Worshipped As god In India by buzor(m): 8:52am On Sep 20, 2014
if indians can worship ordinary cow, then imagine what they will do with the so called calf with 3 eyes.............
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Fg Turns To Russia, China Asusa, Uk Fail Nigeria by buzor(m): 8:47am On Sep 20, 2014
the FTC poster is A boko sponsor

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Politics / Re: Atiku Kicks Against Automatic Ticket For Buhari by buzor(m): 6:20am On Sep 17, 2014
he should get ready to jump to another party.....................labour party i guess

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Education / Re: #ebola: Teachers Must Not Report In Schools On Sept 22nd - NUT by buzor(m): 6:18am On Sep 17, 2014
then they shoudnt expect salary for the month..................

is it not the same kids and teachers that go to church every sunday and mosque on friday. abi the churches and mosques are ebola free....sick people

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Phones / Re: Phone Storage Problem With Nokia X by buzor(m): 6:08pm On Jul 24, 2014
awodiyat: Sincerely nokia x x+ and xl are bunch of problems. I throw my nokia x into ijalo river so dt it stop giving me head ach. And go 4 anoder phone. Try to reset d factory settg. Flash d phone dt d solution

Factory reset I ve tried several times.
Flash the fone, how?
Phones / Re: Phone Storage Problem With Nokia X by buzor(m): 6:06pm On Jul 24, 2014
Donbraye: Go to Nokia CARE

Where the office de?
Phones / Re: Phone Storage Problem With Nokia X by buzor(m): 1:20pm On Jul 14, 2014
runzlord: a very big problem. the only way is to change the memory

How do u change the memory. That's d big question. Funny thing is that ve not seen similar problem online.
Phones / Re: Phone Storage Problem With Nokia X by buzor(m): 10:53am On Jul 14, 2014
Lemme also add that I ve factory resseted the fone.

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