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Oha soup, my people finished work with this soup.
I flew my mother from lagos to Abuja, return trip, just so that she cook soups for me to store in the fridge, specifically this Oha soup.

They told us to link our numbers to NIN and accounts to BVN, that it would help flush out terrorist, kidnappers and their sympathizers.

Sha, na the British and Unilever I still dey blame.

The threads that are being pushed to the front page, suggests that something big is happening or has happened, and some people are trying to cope.

"Iranian church" like the church that Tinubu gathered to give him fake endorsement.

Go spread your Taqqiyah somewhere else.

femi4:
Thank God no be pentecostal...na the most holy catholic

The Priest is an Anglican.
Try dey read through before you put your mugu-ness on display.

This is why when some people are talking about forcefully taking over some specific people's property, it will never work.
Nothing was handed to them, they bought the land, settled the local area mafia and then built their home/business premises.
Later one efulefu will try to drive them out.

I'm glad that Yakubu Gowon is still alive to see all these things.

3 days dry fasting.

Bro don already dey operate on half current glory, still dey ask yeye question.

Some women only understand chaotic love, that love that comes with gbos gbas, if they are with man that doesn't feed their chaos they'll eventually leave.

I've had ex's that have stylishly tried to get back with me, but I don't give second chances.

This one's spirit husband go fit get 8 packs.

She understood that it is better to follow a God that calls you a Son/daughter, than a god that says that you can only come to him as a slave.

noobody:
My detective nature has saved countless nairaland members from been defrauded,the evidence full ground.

And in this case I was wrong,I am tendering my heartfelt apology,

You don't need to make a mockery of it.


But I have learnt my lesson

Nairaland members can save them selves

I won't be calling out anyone again,

You can fall for as much scams as you want.

The thing you call "Mistaken Identity" has another name - Defamation, and you can go to jail for it.

In as much as you might be trying to help people from being defrauded, the way you go about it matters.
In this case the end does not justify the means.
There can be no "collateral damage", you cannot sacrifice an innocent person on your altar of vigilantism.

Y'all have become so comfortable with wrongly accusing people here, it's crazy.

noobody:
This is a retraction and a disclaimer regarding my previous accusations against 100FIX 100fix1
I have come to the realisation it was a case of mistaken identity.
The person I initially had a transaction with was Paul oluwatosin Jonah
The person currently operating this Monika is Peter oluwatoyin Jonah.
I am writing these statements to retract all my previous accusations against 100FIX 100fix1 labelling him a scammer,thief and the likes.
That is very very bad on my part and I can confirm he is neither or any of those words labelled against him.
I can confirm you can continue to carry out your transactions with him without fear.
He is 100% trustworthy and legit.

Thank you nairaland members.

From MR noobody...........

Detective Mr noobody.
Be like say you and DenreleDave graduated from the same Detective college.
You guys were clearly not in class when the lecturers covered basic forensic identification.

The two of you can come together and form a new club on this site - The retractors club.

essentialone:
List the biggest mistakes some guys make when courting a very beautiful lady

Just fyi, the one in the picture doesn't qualify as "a very beautiful lady"

Samantha125:
So every social media post from Southern Africa is now South African? Those ladies are definitely not South African, we don't have such surnames in SA and one of them commented in a language I don't recognise... Those names and surnames are giving either Zimbabwe or Zambia, somewhere between the two.

So keep SA ladies out of this.

Whether Zimbabwe, Zambia or ZamZam water, we don't care, all na South Africans.

The way you Southy and environ women have no problems sharing men, is something that needs to be studied.

I don't know why I just bursted out laughing when I saw their pictures.

FutureFocus:
Beware of scammer!

To those of you asking questions here , this scammer is now impersonating sellers here , someone asked questions if I have a device and this scammer DM him claiming to be me , but unknowingly to him I was already chatting with the buyer , he was even calling the buyer with this Kenya number

His mode of operation is to wait for someone to ask questions here and then DM them

Please kindly note that I do not have any other number apart from this one on my signature or profile here

This is my only number , ignore any other number who claim to be me

Thank you

The Kenya number belong to the scammer , please , beware

That's terrible.

Have no fear, I'm sure our very own Detective DenreleDave is on the case.

Mitsurugi:
Obiekea is Okpanam from Delta o. Na South-South pikin. Because e no hard Nairaland miscreants to show themselves.

Your bad belle go leak acid very soon.
The man knows who he is.

Igbo Amaka.

Ayomid3h:
$7 per litre in USA

Keep blaming tinubu

Bold faced liar. Wtf did you get that nonsense figure you wrote.
You do realize that every has data and can do a quick Google search.

See as second hand embarrassment dey catch me.
May I never be as shameless as this man.

" Economy has turned the corner" - Alhaji Tinubu aka "Na statistics we go xhop"

Corner to where exactly?

1080 Naira in 1977, is 500k Naira today.
This is why some people should not be allowed to vote. Simple concepts like inflation and APC's incompetence, are simply incomprehensible to some people.

The right wey we manage give them, wetin dem use am do. From urgent

He should learn his lesson from TB Joshua before it's too late

We are spending the money on women that love us and don't consistently pester us for money.

Bandits fit just decide to check in on our gallant men.

I can bet money that someone working in that bank tipped the robbers off.

Reading this, is the equivalent of falling down a flight of stairs.

Christistruth00:
If a Gambian raped a 7 year old in Nigeria
we don't think he would live long enough to be taken to Court.

He would have met with his Maker
Even if the community spared him the Police detainees in his cell would not

Una go manage buy 100mb, come here dey vomit rubbish.

We weren't even given a break.
From Buhari straight to Tinubu..

U09ce:
But you don't ask if the motto were to be in Latin abi?

English language - F9.

Abeg commot.
I will not spend my precious time trying to decipher what you wrote.