₦airaland Forum

Nigeria was amongst the top 3 emerging economies before the Aka enwe of APC took over and erased 7 years of growth and advancement.

Abeg sumbory should tell the former accountant turned power snatcher, to please take us back to pdp left us.

Minimum wage under Pdp was equivalent to $110 dollar to the naira. Adjusted for inflation or should I call it inflammation, minimum wage should be around 300k Naira.

Libya??
Our people dey suffer o.

Just because certain criminals are mismanaging our resources, the people have resorted to sojourning into places where they can be made literal slaves.

There are some deeply broken women that cannot handle the calm type of love, especially if the man is "gentle".

They've become used to the chaotic gbas-gbos type of "love" from their previous relationships.
When they meet a man that's calm, cool, collected, they don't know what to do with this type of men and they'll sabotage the relationship.

I've met women like that but unfortunately for them I'm not a capt'n Save-a-304, there's no space for that kind of woman in my life.
It's strictly catch and release back into the street.

She's getting an IPhone, her illiterate parents are getting an iPhone, her village people are getting an iPhone,

FUNK IT, EVERYBODY FROM HER STATE ARE GETTING IPHONES!!!!

Kirk Franklin is NOT a gospel artiste.

I'll never understand that over the top wedding that people force themselves to have, just to impress others.

Have a simple wedding, use the saved money to buy a plot of land or something.

Vaseline go finish for market oo.

Eya oo.
She thought she was cůmmíñg but she was going.

Bro na kindergarten drop out.
Wtf does he mean that he "...was still calculating how to share 200 naira for two people..."

Men will be overdoing for woman wey another man already chop with indomie and egg.

It will never be me.

The 9 Nigerians will one day come back and run for for political office, one may even become the president.

Please don't waste my tax naira housing and feeding this animal in prison.
Straight to the guillotine.

I try not to judge people, I fail at it most time....but the important thing is that I tried.

Men need to be careful, especially in Churches.
Some women with ugly past have turned it into hunting ground for simple jew church guy that will believe the "...behold old things have past away..." line that's taken out of context.

That's how one with tattoo allover her body was talking about being celibate and waiting till marriage, the way I just face front, she knew I'm not the maga she's looking for.

No be say dem go dey loyal to the man o.

MarkNsukkaBread:
I'm sure you're one of those scrawny, hungry looking guys that lack self-confidence but love making fun of the physical appearance of other people

The self projection is troubling, but not as troubling as you going to bat for a noisy charlatan that won't pay you.

Do you see yourself in Portable?

My only advise to you is to lay a towel or pillow on the floor, before kneeling in front of Portable to give him your patented slurp up treatment...also try not to choke.

MarkNsukkaBread:
Post your pic let us see what you look like

Nice try, make I post my pic so you can soapy with it.

Getatof here, Bruv.

Why No name?
How do you expect the name-checkers to enjoy this post?

Try dey think before you act.

I support the removal of subsidy, but the brown-teeth Baron's execution was píss poor.
The tortoise looking octogenerian should not have also devalued the Naira at the same time.

I don't know why but anything I see this guy I go just burst out laughing.
Very funny looking thing.

Her last hope of marriage at her old age don go follow Gen Z woman. Lol.

Imagine opening your mouth to call another man a Demigod.

Bros, let's keep aside politics for a minute, abeg think of your soul and where you'll spend eternity.

HacheNoire:
A brilliant one coming from The Demigod- His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR)!

We will never return to Egypt. We will balance our economy and make it thrive by adaptive principles that apply to our challenges.

At count 250 million, we shouldn’t have subsidy on the table and should be taxing ourselves for a better tomorrow!

We not obliged or mandated to reap from sacrifices we make, but knowing a generation after us will reap the tremendous benefits is enough reason to keep persevering.

We on course and every international and accredited financial institution has applauded. Not ONE criticized our economic policy’s.

I am not acting like I don’t know it’s difficult and painful, but I know its right and the last option for economic redemption.

Absolute Legend.

Chicken wey APC Nigerians no see chop.

My neighbour that was carrying APC matter for head, first tried to convince me that Fish is healthier than Chicken, later it was that Beans had more protein than fish and meat, now the suffer head is claiming to be a Vegetarian.
I'm just waiting for when he'll tell me that he has developed chlorophyll and can now eats through photosynthesis.

I was working in Aba, going from waterside to Mcc, the day this man was announced as the winner of the election.
I saw palpable joy in the faces of the people, people literally flooded the streets rejoicing, I had to tell my driver to park by the roadside before we run over somebody.

I'm jealous of what this Man is doing, while uzor-ojor is here messing up my state.

Men dey!!!!!

Maybe the man had promised to buy Ferrari for her.

I'll save my tears for another day.

I'm just glad that Nigerians can compete in the international drug industry, despite the dominating presence of the South American and Asian drug cartel. Lol.

The pastor inadvertedly cursed them and washed his hands off them, the id10ts don't even understand.

Let him go and catch the roofers that did the job, they are the ones that probably came back.

When I was building my house, the authentic Coleman copper wires I used to wire my house was stolen, lo and behold it was the electrician and his apprentices that came back to steal the whole wires.

Samuels90:
he is doing a good job. Retrieving rich protein for you

Abeg, I don't eat that type of protein.
I don't even like that my dog hunt them, because the werey dog will use the same mouth to try and lick me.

I have a golden retriever mix, the dog has never retrieved any gold in its 7yrs of life, only lizards and rats.
This dog will hunt lizards and rats, line them up neatly in front of my door.

You lost me at "...Older women have been there and done that..."
I don't know about other guys, but I'm repulsed by women like that.

Fallen men are content with fallen women.
A man without a future, will not mind a woman's past.