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Brethren, I want you to know that if any, and I mean ANY woman, tells you she's a massage therapist, physiotherapist or any variation of therapistism-ism (don't fact check me on that word), where they have to travel, spend one on one session, and touch the clients body, do not copy your Nigerian government and try to privatise that woman.

Is it true that Allah's curse is on a woman who shaves/contours/plucks her eyebrows and the curse extends to the woman who does it for her?

Hadith reference: Sunan an-Nasa'i 5101.

If you know toxic couple, you'll understand that what you're watching is their pre-intimacy.
These kind of people will disturb the whole estate with their nonsense in the day time, then at night you'll hear - give it to me.
My neighbours two houses down, are the most toxic pair I can point to, but the two řetards have 6 whole kids between them.

Abeg make una no vex, help me calculate whether Wizkid don reach 40, the calculator app in my IPhone 5 no dey work again.

Tall, dark and handsome don touch her.
Jesus had nothing to do with that marriage in the first place, abeg don't drag him into the mess.

Somebody should tell her the truth, she doesn't even look like marriage material now.

On behalf of the Christian brothers, I thank and appreciate him for the humanity behind his offer, but we have to humbly decline because cannot risk being [b]unequally yoked with unbelievers. [/b]We trust that the traditional worshippers are up to the task and sincerely wish his daughter(s) a happy married life.

DenreleDave:
Person go dey him own, una go dey bully am. Instead make the matter calm, una go still dey mention am

He take actions, una go still complain

The caucus of a thing never ends here on nairaland and check well na those people from betting thread they invade this page

Note: If anyone comes for me, I come for you

Bwilliam sogbo coz I can see that you still have me on your mention.. Good you put the truth out there

Don't tell lies about me, and I won't tell the truth about you.

DenreleDave:
Everyone is becoming childish now

100fix, this matter is long overdue... Even after the false accusations, I still bought a phone from you and all went well..

Noobody was wrong but after all, he has apologized several times on this platform and you acknowledged this, why dragging this matter again?

Why not just keep selling your products and leave what doesn't help you? If you think you can't help but to comment, then just block them so that it will help restrain you at least....

Defamation is wrong and you have been vindicated on this..


My comment is not to offend anyone but make una stop to dey engage 100fix and dragging this matter.... Enough is enough na

Chief, I knew you wouldn't be able to help yourself and not chook mouth.
You Might want to sit this one out and just spectate like the rest of us...I'm just saying.

Alabig1000:
I for regret everything wey I do : but after 2 months wey she go she don come back :

She left, spun the block and got spun, then came back to you.
Well done Sir.

NYSC wey carry me go Kebbi state that year, worse of all, dey come assign me go one all girls school make I go teach Intro tech. Na so I tell principal say I dey come
Me wey spend 5 years for Engineering degree go come teach intro tech, while Musa wey read Agric for poly dey NNPC. Dan Banza

I only date women that are in serious relationships. No married women though.
Ever since they served me, I have decided to be of service.

Tell your brothers to leave the bushes and go to school so they can become doctors. Simple.

Stop eating margarine, that product is one molecule away from being plastic.

If Seyi posted this himself then he is So tone deaf and far removed from reality.
Is the man standing in the rain supposed to be Peter Obi?

Typical Nigerian.
People that should be in the streets like the Kenyans, are instead competing to see who can survive hardship better.

Nigeria really is a politician's paradise.

I remember my ITK roommate back in Uni that made semo like garri.
- Pour hot water from a kettle into a bowl, pour semo and turn.

We just had a big disagreement that almost devolved into a fight, so I was not in the mood to correct his normal mumuness, so I just let him do his thing.

OP, Is the picture AI generated or was it picture day at the 304 quarters beside your house?

The things people bring online nowadays is crazy.
To get this information from me, you'd need INTERPOL, CIA, MIB, FBI and 3 priest to work together.

Samantha125:
He was a party animal, smoking and drinking alcohol... We were still on talking stage.

And I don't want to see anyone telling me how this thread is strictly meant for men, you guys also like interjecting in threads meant for women all the time.

The problem is not even that you're commenting on the thread meant for guys, its that you are in the wrong website. Is there no website for your SA kind?

The w.e.r.e.y thinks he is living in 6th century Arabia

That picture of him must be photoshopped.

With the two pillows she's carrying around, she can comfortably fall asleep anywhere.

I dont know why I busted out laughing when I saw his picture.
A whole armoured truck, Na this kind mind I dey find o.

DJ kezia.
DJ Birthday cake, everybody gets a slice.

In other shocking news, water is wet, grass is green and wombats have cube shaped poop.

Imagine how far some people would gone if they were not unequal yoked to some yeye elements.

Oha soup, my people finished work with this soup.
I flew my mother from lagos to Abuja, return trip, just so that she cook soups for me to store in the fridge, specifically this Oha soup.