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I only date women that are in serious relationships. No married women though.
Ever since they served me, I have decided to be of service.

Tell your brothers to leave the bushes and go to school so they can become doctors. Simple.

Stop eating margarine, that product is one molecule away from being plastic.

If Seyi posted this himself then he is So tone deaf and far removed from reality.
Is the man standing in the rain supposed to be Peter Obi?

Typical Nigerian.
People that should be in the streets like the Kenyans, are instead competing to see who can survive hardship better.

Nigeria really is a politician's paradise.

I remember my ITK roommate back in Uni that made semo like garri.
- Pour hot water from a kettle into a bowl, pour semo and turn.

We just had a big disagreement that almost devolved into a fight, so I was not in the mood to correct his normal mumuness, so I just let him do his thing.

OP, Is the picture AI generated or was it picture day at the 304 quarters beside your house?

The things people bring online nowadays is crazy.
To get this information from me, you'd need INTERPOL, CIA, MIB, FBI and 3 priest to work together.

Samantha125:
He was a party animal, smoking and drinking alcohol... We were still on talking stage.

And I don't want to see anyone telling me how this thread is strictly meant for men, you guys also like interjecting in threads meant for women all the time.

The problem is not even that you're commenting on the thread meant for guys, its that you are in the wrong website. Is there no website for your SA kind?

The w.e.r.e.y thinks he is living in 6th century Arabia

That picture of him must be photoshopped.

With the two pillows she's carrying around, she can comfortably fall asleep anywhere.

I dont know why I busted out laughing when I saw his picture.
A whole armoured truck, Na this kind mind I dey find o.

DJ kezia.
DJ Birthday cake, everybody gets a slice.

In other shocking news, water is wet, grass is green and wombats have cube shaped poop.

Imagine how far some people would gone if they were not unequal yoked to some yeye elements.

Oha soup, my people finished work with this soup.
I flew my mother from lagos to Abuja, return trip, just so that she cook soups for me to store in the fridge, specifically this Oha soup.

They told us to link our numbers to NIN and accounts to BVN, that it would help flush out terrorist, kidnappers and their sympathizers.

Sha, na the British and Unilever I still dey blame.

The threads that are being pushed to the front page, suggests that something big is happening or has happened, and some people are trying to cope.

"Iranian church" like the church that Tinubu gathered to give him fake endorsement.

Go spread your Taqqiyah somewhere else.

femi4:
Thank God no be pentecostal...na the most holy catholic

The Priest is an Anglican.
Try dey read through before you put your mugu-ness on display.

This is why when some people are talking about forcefully taking over some specific people's property, it will never work.
Nothing was handed to them, they bought the land, settled the local area mafia and then built their home/business premises.
Later one efulefu will try to drive them out.

I'm glad that Yakubu Gowon is still alive to see all these things.

3 days dry fasting.

Bro don already dey operate on half current glory, still dey ask yeye question.

Some women only understand chaotic love, that love that comes with gbos gbas, if they are with man that doesn't feed their chaos they'll eventually leave.

I've had ex's that have stylishly tried to get back with me, but I don't give second chances.

This one's spirit husband go fit get 8 packs.

She understood that it is better to follow a God that calls you a Son/daughter, than a god that says that you can only come to him as a slave.

noobody:
My detective nature has saved countless nairaland members from been defrauded,the evidence full ground.

And in this case I was wrong,I am tendering my heartfelt apology,

You don't need to make a mockery of it.


But I have learnt my lesson

Nairaland members can save them selves

I won't be calling out anyone again,

You can fall for as much scams as you want.

The thing you call "Mistaken Identity" has another name - Defamation, and you can go to jail for it.

In as much as you might be trying to help people from being defrauded, the way you go about it matters.
In this case the end does not justify the means.
There can be no "collateral damage", you cannot sacrifice an innocent person on your altar of vigilantism.

Y'all have become so comfortable with wrongly accusing people here, it's crazy.

noobody:
This is a retraction and a disclaimer regarding my previous accusations against 100FIX 100fix1
I have come to the realisation it was a case of mistaken identity.
The person I initially had a transaction with was Paul oluwatosin Jonah
The person currently operating this Monika is Peter oluwatoyin Jonah.
I am writing these statements to retract all my previous accusations against 100FIX 100fix1 labelling him a scammer,thief and the likes.
That is very very bad on my part and I can confirm he is neither or any of those words labelled against him.
I can confirm you can continue to carry out your transactions with him without fear.
He is 100% trustworthy and legit.

Thank you nairaland members.

From MR noobody...........

Detective Mr noobody.
Be like say you and DenreleDave graduated from the same Detective college.
You guys were clearly not in class when the lecturers covered basic forensic identification.

The two of you can come together and form a new club on this site - The retractors club.

essentialone:
List the biggest mistakes some guys make when courting a very beautiful lady

Just fyi, the one in the picture doesn't qualify as "a very beautiful lady"