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Who is the admin pushing this type of post to the front page, on a Sunday?
There are very few christian post on the front page.

Easyincome24:
As an intending groom to be, which of these qualities do you meet?

No blabbing, no dribbling, no calling of names.
Which of these qualities do you fulfill?

I meet all these qualities.
My only condition is that she'll have to share me with other women, because my type is rare, a lot of women are praying for a man like me and I can't be in two places at once.

In saner countries, you could still take this money to banks and they'll accept it.
Nigeria is the only country where one bank teller wanted to reject "torn" notes from the bulk money that I came to deposit.
The way I changed it for that teller that day, even the manager could not calm me down.
Imagine a bank not knowing that part of their responsibility is to remove damaged notes from circulation.

It's the B - team. Let's cut them some slack.
9 more characters needed.

Samantha125:
Some of us have been billed by both genders and didn't cry, but wena you're here crying because of a single gender? Come on, don't be such a cry baby.

I've had a whole married woman asking me to buy her child pampers diapers and a whole grown man asking me to help him with his electricity bill just to mention the few... And neither was I related nor friends with the people... Just say you're broke.

From all the comments you've written on this site, it's clear that reading and comprehension are not your strongest suit.
Two entirely different context - Romantic and platonic.

As in fhe hunter has become the hunted.
Uganda and Congo no get fear again, they now have liver to defraud Nigeria.
This is bothering on copyright infringement.

There are some things you don't wait for a judge to rule on.
Now the court has said this crime is due to ''momentary aberration'', while the poor girl will suffer her entire life from this ordeal.

These people and pepper.
Sha, I no blame them. They need to put pepper in a lot of the "soup" and other things that they call food, so you can keep it down or you'll just throw up.

You can now order skulls like Uber eats.

Thundafireseun:
There is politics everywhere and the church of Christ is not exempted either….

You can imagine the speed of light the pope used in condemning Benue Yelwata killings but can’t use same voice in Gaza …

If you are not a little slow on the uptake, you would have worked out why the Pope condemned the Benue killing.

Tell Hamas to free the hostages. Religion of peace.

SisterAnn:
Nowadays children don't even know what "masset" is.

Then, if you had one, you feel and look important.

When it now cost 5k, how will they know?
How many parents can afford to buy it for their children.

nothingspoil70:
All these skull mining things started from there we know

You want to deny your traditional inheritance?
Those people generally have more regard for life than you people, that's why you'll find that in their bid to make money, some of them may commit crimes like drug trafficking, but for you people, ritual blood money is your game.

AngelSlay:
1. She’s just my friend… friend wey you no fit introduce to madam?

2. We only hugged… hug wey last 15 minutes?

3. I was just dropping her off… why you off shirt before drop?

4. We were only talking business… business for hotel bed?

5. Nothing happened, I was just keeping her company… in the bathroom?

6. She’s like a sister to me… na so Cain see Abel too?

7. I didn’t call her, she called me… but you picked at 1am?

8. We just went out for one drink… and you return 7am smelling of “one drink”?

9. I was consoling her, she had a breakup… na lap be tissue?

10. We slept in the same bed but I faced the other side… abeg, na mattress be firewall?

Changing the gender does not have the effect that you want it to have, because very few men have uttered such words to a woman.

Last last, she till looks better than you.

So all the the cows that are first class citizens in this country no dey perform reach their Kenyan counterparts.

*sips cold fura de nunu*

"To avoid being banned, please ensure that your post is not offensive to any religion"

I'm going to point out that someone on here has the username "AntiChristian", and he has been allowed not only to keep using that username but he constantly writes nonsense on Christian posts.

A religion that cannot take what they dish out.

Fruits of Islam.

Fruits of Islam.

The North that claims they are feeding the country are the one's more disadvantaged. Inside life.

"... What I want now is different,” she said. “When I did it, I was having fun. It was for a season, and that season is over. But there’s nothing wrong with it...”

She now wants to retire, looking for the good boy man that doesn't know the game.

Hey Siri, play J. Cole's - No Role Modelz -

If you as a man like yourself, avoid them.
If they catch you, your glory in life will be gone or if they like you small they'll let you walk around with half-current glory.

I went to the mall in Warri to register a glo sim, their store was the only one without light in the whole mall.
E weak me.

Later he'll inaugurate college of mining and solid mineral in Rivers state.

You all think people are daft in this country.

This Trump is almost as embarrassing as our own president.

What a whole government could not do, a Nwa afọr is doing it with ease.