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nothingspoil70:
All these skull mining things started from there we know

You want to deny your traditional inheritance?
Those people generally have more regard for life than you people, that's why you'll find that in their bid to make money, some of them may commit crimes like drug trafficking, but for you people, ritual blood money is your game.

AngelSlay:
1. She’s just my friend… friend wey you no fit introduce to madam?

2. We only hugged… hug wey last 15 minutes?

3. I was just dropping her off… why you off shirt before drop?

4. We were only talking business… business for hotel bed?

5. Nothing happened, I was just keeping her company… in the bathroom?

6. She’s like a sister to me… na so Cain see Abel too?

7. I didn’t call her, she called me… but you picked at 1am?

8. We just went out for one drink… and you return 7am smelling of “one drink”?

9. I was consoling her, she had a breakup… na lap be tissue?

10. We slept in the same bed but I faced the other side… abeg, na mattress be firewall?

Changing the gender does not have the effect that you want it to have, because very few men have uttered such words to a woman.

Last last, she till looks better than you.

So all the the cows that are first class citizens in this country no dey perform reach their Kenyan counterparts.

*sips cold fura de nunu*

"To avoid being banned, please ensure that your post is not offensive to any religion"

I'm going to point out that someone on here has the username "AntiChristian", and he has been allowed not only to keep using that username but he constantly writes nonsense on Christian posts.

A religion that cannot take what they dish out.

Fruits of Islam.

Fruits of Islam.

The North that claims they are feeding the country are the one's more disadvantaged. Inside life.

"... What I want now is different,” she said. “When I did it, I was having fun. It was for a season, and that season is over. But there’s nothing wrong with it...”

She now wants to retire, looking for the good boy man that doesn't know the game.

Hey Siri, play J. Cole's - No Role Modelz -

If you as a man like yourself, avoid them.
If they catch you, your glory in life will be gone or if they like you small they'll let you walk around with half-current glory.

I went to the mall in Warri to register a glo sim, their store was the only one without light in the whole mall.
E weak me.

Later he'll inaugurate college of mining and solid mineral in Rivers state.

You all think people are daft in this country.

This Trump is almost as embarrassing as our own president.

What a whole government could not do, a Nwa afọr is doing it with ease.

Don't warn any man, let the fools learn by experiencing the shege first hand.

If these "Men of god" couldn't get it right,
what hope those the average ordinary man who is raw dogging life without divine direction have?

The North will later confess to all the cover ups, switching and mago mago they carried out in a bid to hold on to power

I'd rather sleep under a flyover than stay in a house where they landlord lives in the compound.

Some landlords are in the occult. You pack in driving a venza and leave the house carrying a ghana must go bag on your head.

Oga, no vex but you've got to hit the gym.

I wish you a happy married life.

There is a saying about big things and small packages, but I can't fully remember it.

Elon go dey suffer from buyers remorse, just like the people that voted for Tinubu.

Awara was bae while I was schooling over there.
I still miss the Fura de nunu that I washed it down with.

Na bad religion spoil that region but I still prefer them over the serpents.

Na them, doing what they do best.
Later them go open mouth waaa.

Genetic success.
The man wants to challenge Genghis Khan.
I'd do the same if I had that kind of money.

Sirchiboy:
Always pray for God to give you sensible parents and sensible elder bro.
This is the story of my elder bro I disown because of his foolishness.
He made little money and he thought he has arrived.
He was barely 30 when he made little change.
Instead of him to use that money to uplit his junior ones who are still struggling.
He used the money to go and marry one igbo girl.
The house his father had been building for years,
as a first child , he never complete or supported the buiding
He was busy thinking with his penis.
Within 5 years of the marriage , everything crash becuause he was going about sleeping with diffrent girl that his wife even caught him in their bedroom doing the thing.

This is a big lesson to you elder bro reading this.
Once you make that little money , don't go and rush marriage
Please build and help your liitle ones first

You're not entitled to anybody's help - Father, brother, sister, Uncle, aunt, neighbor, boss etc
If you like don't go and hustle.

The North opened its borders and imported demons so they can boost their numbers and influence elections the Goodluck vs Buhari election.
Now those demons demand blood.