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uti is 1 funny guy

After winning the HoH Task, Uti creates laws, which his minions will need to abide by.

Munya was the first to concede that with Uti at the helm, the Housemates would not have it easy. "We are in trouble. We will not hear the end of this," he said, as Uti walked in front of the gathered Housemates, telling them exactly what he expected from them when he becomes Head of House next week.

Uti told his fellow Housemates to ululate when he wakes up every morning, as well as when he finishes reading any Task Brief or announcement. He told them if they do not do as he says, he will switch them without a problem.

He went on to lay down the law for his regime, which he calls "Jabajantis."

Uti's Head of House Rules:

1. Thou shall not mess with the President(Uti).
2. Thou shall listen to the Vice President.
3. (For the ladies)If the President asks for a massage, you will not complain. You will give that massage and make it sensual.
4. For every meal cooked in the house, you shall cook a portion for the President and Vice President.
5. If you ignore me when i talk, it's on. I will pull your trousers down and embarrass you.
6. All of us are equal, but some people are more equal than others.
7. If one dreadlock strand is loose and no one wants to twist it, its on!

Once he had laid down the law, while the Housemates played along, offering to light his cigarette and offering him a massage, Uti told them to save themselves by kissing his bottom.

He bent over and Meryl came forward and touched his behind with her glass. "You are safe, just for touching my nyash," he said.

if she really likes uti she woudnt be  doin rubbish wit hannigton and meryl

Lerato and Tatiana advised Sheila to declare her love to Uti. Lerato charged that she should tell him before the Finale because she might never get an opportunity to do it.

Lerato even prepared a speech for Sheila to say to Uti. Sheila was appreciative of it but told Lerato she didn't want to say it in front of cameras just in case Uti didn't feel the same way.

As Sheila was contemplating the possibility of losing Uti as a friend, Tatiana kept telling her "life is too short".

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dnt tink sheila tinkin straight ha episode last week friday was d reason she got evicted

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congratulaions nlanders utis d main man wit 8 countries biigie shld hav allowed 2 people go why does ik always call munyas name 1st since uti had d highest vote

lol she so disgusting see spit all over her mouth meryl shld leave her alone joo wit all her holi holi shes using d f worg anyhow

paloma is running mad

i like dis meryl afta singin outside she come outside and pretends 2 be concerned abt paloma

guys pls can u tell us wat hapened btween paloma and jen i just switched 2 d house and i am seeing paloma in tears

Sheila tells hannigton
Guys, seriously if u aint watching the barn, u re missing the best of this show, Hanny confronts sheila abt his feelings for her and the whole tatiana's ish that went down, sheila says she dosent get the game he is playing, and they go ahead and talk abt dating cheating and all that ish, so hanny asked her point blank where do u nid us to be at, there was this really really long pause and she said no doubt she is so attracted to him for days, BUT she's bn in love with Uti for a really long time since their season together, unfortunately they ve become boys and she seems to have settled into that, she loves their friendship and she is scared that anything else may ruin wat they share, with really sad eyes and almost tears in her eyes, she said that uti is the guy she d marry, but at same time, he d be the guy she may likely cheat on, and hanny being uti's boy complicates ish, she swore hanny to secrecy that this must never get to uti, as it seems likely uti may walk thru the doors on sunday,

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guys do u tink dis is possible I have been watching BB from the first episode. And I have followed all the previous events through the internet. In my own opinion I think BB is trying to bring a twist in the show. What if those in the BARN are the ones that has the highest votes? If not how come they have undue advantage of nominating other housemate in the house without been nominated and also they watch clips in the main house that gives them opportunity to nominate. Africa think about it!

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ast week you voted to save Munya or Sheila. This graph shows that Sheila had five popularity votes, while Munya had 10.

Munya was the most popular Housemate with 10 countries voting to save him, while Sheila had 5 countries voting to save her.

Therefore, because she received the fewest country votes, Sheila has been evicted.

Munya

The countries that voted to save Munya were: Botswana, Ghana,
Malawi, Namibia, South Africa, Tanzania, Zambia, Zimbabwe, Uganda and the Rest of Africa.

Sheila

The countries that voted to save Sheila were: Angola, Ethiopia, Kenya, Mozambique and Nigeria.

dis doenst make sense 2 me hw can tanzania,namibia,south africa and roa vote 4 munya

Guys so wat next nw i pity uti he said sheila is d only one he trusts in d house anyway uti is all alone outside,munya,kaone and code ar inside talking d importance of teamwork

someone just posted dis on d bba website people really liked sheila


big brother you BASTARD CHEAT, how did the voting go? i need to know, first lerato defeated munya flat http://bigbrotherafrica.com/poll/index.php?poll_id=143 almost 8,000 votes extra then now sheila has him finished with almost 16,000 votes extra http://bigbrotherafrica.com/poll/index.php?poll_id=159 and yet you say munya d dull cry baby won our votes. how?

I want to see the voting system along with the result you used.

I will never vote again. Thanks for wasting my time, i will keep posting this message until i get ban from this website.

how can africa progress when cheats like big brother live in it?

tatiana dst seem interested she seems d odd one out

dats it 4 me d years voting has been rigge wat ar we ment 2 be watching in d house nw

just hope sheila stays if she leaves d house will be boring and only uti and mwisho will be my potential winners i dont knw hw boring :- people like code,paloma,munya and jen ar still in d house compared 2 hannigton and lerato

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united 5 west ham 0 rooney,berbatov,nani,hernandez,cleverly

well i started out as a pes fan but dere last couple of games hav been dissapointing and i switched over 2 fifa and ever since i hav never looked back fifa is harder and more realistic and dey keep improving every year pro is stagnant

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i taught code was also up 4 nomination anyway  i hope only 1 housemate will leave d house next week  i kinda like yacob he is a very funny dude and meryl is wit d midnight crew kaone is going 2 be in trouble next week especially if meryl leaves d house  he will hav 2 contend wit d midnight crew and MWISHO

k1 switches himself wit meryl

i taught munya was up 4 nomination