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u n who? |
him talk say na sylvestr be dat |
attention |
, ,,.,.struggled his way across, avoiding the snakes and crocodiles. Finally, he made it to the other side as the would-be in-law, panting.The rich man, cudn't believe it. He asked the man to name anything he wanted. The man was still panting uncontrollably. Finally, he got himself together and made his request saying, 'abeg show me the pesin wey push me inside dis swimming pool' |
A very rich Ibo man who had only one daughter. Wen the daughter was of marriage age, d father sent news around town that all the eligible young men shud com out on a particular day to compete in a test which wud determine who was fit to marry his daughter.Sm came wif paper n biro n others with cutlasses& swords.The rich man took them to his swimming pool and says "any of you who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other wuld marry my daughter. In addition, I'll give him N15million, a car and a house.I shall be waiting to meet my son-in-law at the other side. Good luck!.As the young men, all very excited at the prospect of winning, started takiing off their shirts, a helicopter came over the pool n dropped snakes&crocodiles into the pool. Immediately all the men turned back and started wearing their shirts again. Dissapointed, sm of dem said 'make de man go marry im pikin jo!'. All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the pool. Evrybody watched in amazement as one gentlemanan struggled |
Two men were trekking through the bush when they spotted a lion who looked both hungry and fast. One of the men reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of canvas. His friend looked at him. ''Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that lion?'' ''I don't have to run faster than that lion,'' his friend replied. ''I just have to run faster than you.'' |
shey sylvester? |
why u cm like yaba left like dis? Tell me how many days u spent dia befr u broke out? ![]() |
those that make any sense at all? |
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dey there dey deceive yaself, |
no monkey for my area ![]() |
cuz daddy caused it ![]() |
i dnt do sh!t biz dude |
hmmm |
just2nice, welcm back man, , abeg gv a direct link to get MSDict pack or sm dictionary modules please!. Thnx |
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do u need to drink pap? |
Ole! like U ![]() |
u no even knw designer, na italo made jo |
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we all knw u cnt think str8 |
sh!ft or make i woose u slap! |
U first! |
Carmellita is such a damsel |
hw u take knw him full name? ' |
Girls Are Mean Especially Saints SAINT |
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