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his petium1 no gree na |
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in btw ur legs |
chai, dis gurl don live face me I slap u bfr, na real bush gurlie |
see person mummy |
u f!t think? |
him broda |
sh!ft smal |
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him talk say u nor wel |
U mean Benard duudee, cnt stop lafin that hausa man too wicked o |
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dem dey praise u ni na |
E do |
na dat one we go see am, olodo! |
E do |
how e con take affect u? |
president for ya family, dem neva vote u |
sharrap! |
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go die ngba yen na |
u can lie sha |
baashiiiru! Hmmm, hw u take knw? |
na village headmastr u resemble o jare |
AREA BOY An areaboy once took N20,000 in a bag to a canteen where he went to eat. After a while he went to the toilet forgetting his money on the table where he ate.He came back to his seat and found out his bag was missing, then it happened, he shouted- "make una return my money before wetin happen for Oshodi happen here again oh,People were scared seeing how vicious the area boy was looking, he shouted again "if una no want wetin happen for oshodi happen again, make una return my money".After a while he saw his bag in the corner of the room, obviously drooped by the culprit. Later, the people now asked him what happened in Oshodi, thinking he killed someone there, to their surprise he said "the last time wey dey steal my money for Oshodi, na waka i waka from Oshodi reach Yaba o!" |
Three guyz, stranded on a desert island, then find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off d island n back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says ''I'm lonely, I wish my friends were back here" |
Man N Son A man is driving his 5-yr-old boy to a friend's house when another car races in front n cuts them off, "Douchebag" the father yells, A moment later he realizes d indiscretin, pulls over n turns to his son "Your father just said a bad word" he says. "I was angry at that drivr, bt that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong n I dnt want to hear u sayin it. Is that clear?" his son looks at him n says "Too late, dounchebag" |
are u sure? |
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handy |
ok |
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