₦airaland Forum

Breakfast
Fufu
Vegetable soup

My dream African country sha.

TheChameleon:
Worked in Ethiopia as an expat.

Yes weather is almost European, but can be brutally cold. On my 3rd night I almost died because I underestimated it.

Girls are super beautiful though mostly commercial. The average Naija babe no even dey the level of their ugliest ones.

Rent is ridiculously high. I was paying as much as $2000 monthly. Colleagues on 2500

Many of them spy on you. Your driver's and cooks are loyal only to the Government. English is spoken but Amharic their local language is supreme. You see many so called educated unable to speak English.

Food is shiity. I hear am. Hate their injera - widely eaten sour garri like stuff.

Oga nobody is claiming enjoyment...sometimes Una go just dey trigger person.
Answer the question or move.

OgaRico:
For this pesin mind now, na enjoyment be this.
Make poverty no sha let us dey feed on wetin go endanger our health.
I wish this person is aware of how long it takes a piece of beef to digest then talk more of these multiple.

There re better ways to pass advices other than the way you re going about it.

I asked a question and you have the options of either ignoring the question or simply avoid the thread.

If I should return back the energy you used in giving me this mention,you'd find me very rude hence my letting know how I felt.

Have a pleasant day sir.

I rather go to Ethiopia they have fyne weather and fun recreational centers,locate one cozy place them and leave life quietly

TheStoriesOfMan:
To be honest, I never liked abroad. If you give me Schengen visa and 10 million to choose from, I'll take the cash.

I never liked abroad for one second. I can't cope there because the place is brain-draining and I won't be compensated for my efforts. Besides, money is not everything. I cherish my peace, quietness and hope and I will not trade it for any foreign land.

As for the food dumps,I never see anybody wey dey post better food dumps pass you, except if I never see.

Life is short...so why I go stress myself say I dey do over night shifts.

Once again...the blames is on the government.


And thanks for the compliment....I ve stopped posting,some people have started taking it personal.

Because he's not your relative,so it's a joke to you.

FayaBall:
They said that it was better to die there na, so no need stressing

Anything that I need are here...if not for bad government what would make Nigerians travel abroad working tirelessly without sleeping,taking slaps and kicks from those aged sick patients.

TheStoriesOfMan:
Ever since I was young, I disliked anything japaa.

I've always believed that there are millions of opportunities here in Nigeria.

Anybody who doesn't have the brain or initiative to start up something tangible in Nigeria will continue to ramble like the dust.

I never get funds, but so far I can look back and smile for making me not take that heartbreaking decision to travel abroad in 2017.

I'm not there yet, but soon, very soon, I'll fufill my destiny.

People plenty here wey go give Una better food dumps.

TheStoriesOfMan:
Abeg no go abroad. Who go dey give us better delicious food dumps na?

Dem plenty for food section sir.


I know how much dey Comot from my pocket in the process of preparing the foods.

I go still relocate go the better**abroad** with my family and e go favour me and my family.

You nor go like go abroad too?

I don't envy people living in the abroad.









Facts!!

It's funny when it's not your relative that is being knifed!



Rip to the deceased!!!

Oh really.

melow666:
No, unfortunately i cant. I got the diabetes.

Haaaaa ELE yin por chai

Chai

How many votes D7 governor promised tinubu again?

Tinubu must go...I can no longer buy fuel in my car anymore,I m now using charcoal to drive my car around.


Tinubu is like defunct bank phb that said...one day cars are going to use water as fuel.(Keystone bank I m using one eye to look you sha)

As Bank phb went extinct,so is tinubu and APC would go on exile come 2027.

Thanks...

LordKushmann:
a hurum (furum) gi n'anya. I see you like in Avatar.

Which rice prices dropped?

Lies as usual.

A bag of mango rice in my location is 89k
At iwofe(port Harcourt,it's 73k.

Just recently last week....not then.

TheStoriesOfMan:
That was then. To be honest, the league is having a new outlook.

Small small, we'll get there.

Like this I just dey pity Micheal carrick

Nago

guobe:
Fidelix Ilechukwu

Any Arabs in the house

Oya give us manual commentary

Nagode...guobe don tell me the scores.

TheStoriesOfMan:
2-0 in favour of Rangers

League wey just 9 matches been played...dem don break refereree heads and beat coaches to stupor.

TheStoriesOfMan:
Thanks sir. I believe the national league will be strong again.

Soludo has been bought like skewer meat...

Tenses:
bola no fit see 10% for Anambra

Even David umahi ...na 2 small indomie pack,and one onion tinubu use take buy David umahi.

Umahi nor even get the decency to demand for egg inside his indomie.

Give it a try.

Mariangeles:
Hmmm! 🤔

Now that you broke it down...I might be willing to try it, but with yam though.

Same way your tribesmen use garden egg sauce to eat yam.
It's likened to same.

How re yah.

I think you misunderstood what femi4 meant?

MEGAWATCH:
Bad Belle people.


No club for your area, fit reach this level.


Wicked heart.
His unwavering support lies with rangers football club....he's pro rangers.




😂😂😂

I see....

guobe:
They lost by 2 goals to nil

E nor go easy for rangers wallaihi.


Who's the head coach of rangers football club?

Na finidi George abiii?

Wetin the argerian team play for the first tie in naija?

guobe:
Lol ah big afumgi nayan to you my lady.lol

It's mi lady,not bro!

guobe:
Lol thanks bro,Ibos are my best friends anytime any day.

Okay

It's afurumgi-nayan

guobe:
Nna men Afuminaya Rangers,let's go fit the kill against the Algerians.

Not Afuminaya...edo boy wey dey try spread Igbo linqua.

What was the outcome of the 1st leg played in Nigeria?

elpochas:
Guy calm down,no to get hope for dis match.Rangers will be Defeated,leave all dis patriotism and tell urself the truth.They may qualify but they will Lose that's just the truth.

Do women still fights over men this 2026?




Plum women at that!

Then simply put...you cannot finish eet.

BigYash:
Guy, abi anty calm down first o. My Belle no be gepee tank na..I can do the rice ,but the yam I can't. I don't like boiled yam. If it's fried or roasted ,then we gonna try our best.

Thank you.