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VOsimhen144:
na why we dey call am G.O.A.T

Greatest Of All Time

My lil son made me to love this guy.
During his playing days at Manchester united I enjoyed his dribblings skills,and I m glad sir Alex Ferguson gave him ample chances to prove himself.

BigYash:
I can if people will join me..Only me ,just remove the yam when it's not fried or roasted. Give me the rice and come collect plate in 30mins

Remove wetin?
The question is can you finish it in one sitting?

This one you re clamouring for assistance
From people.

Sarcasm

TheStoriesOfMan:
This is not a challenge. I can finish all plates within 20 minutes.

I once ate 10kg of egg fried rice at one sitting.

Mariangeles try and eat this food,it's not as bad as you re trying to write it off.

Personally I don't like oha soup no matter how sumptuous it's cooked and presented.

This soup is a native soup,let me cue you in the processes.

You pound dried pepper inside the mortal,till it's in the powdered form
Then you add CRAYFISH alongside the pepper and you must pound the crayfish also.
Then you roast ehuru and pound it also.
You pour semi hot water inside the mortal,add your salt and culinary.
Small even freestyle with little oil and pound boiled yam inside.
Yummy!!!!

Then you bring already smoked fish,then roast the smoked fish ,after roasting it you put it inside the mortal ,make Eba and eat.

Mariangeles:
Definitely more special and flavorful than this Nigerian soup.

Women generally do not eat much....

itzadorable333:
Hehehe what about any woman that can eat that in one sitting?

Make I remind you say na 2 people eat this meal...make your mind dey.

I beg to disagree

Leemzyy:
Any man that can eat this in one sitting is a Red flag😣

Some people are voracious in nature or by circumstance

Sonnobax15:

Nah,I can't.

First, I'm not a heavy but a slulow water.

But you see my younger brother,that guy go finish am in a jiffy cuz that dude dey always dey eat like who recently escape from prison

Hello chief nlfpmod...please shoot my topic to frontpage

Thanks.

They re busy guarding president Bola Ahmed's billboard and posters in Kaduna state,yet bandits have sacked ,ransacked and occupied some communities in different states with the govt looking the other direction.


Even goats in Kaduna state have started eating pbat's campaign posters.because the goats no longer have access to eating green grasses.

The govnor of Kaduna state has promised president tinubu the green grasses meant for the goats.

There's space for water...you can improvise with water.

itzadorable333:
but with that malt there, unless the person has a plus-sized belly, there might not be enough space to contain the whole at once because malt has a way of taking over unnecessary spaces in the innards.

Rice
Beef
Intestines
Redoil stew


Boiled yam
Cow meat
Intestines
Peppersoup
Malt
Bottle water at the background (awon where's water crew)

As the topic implies,can you finish these two lunch at once if given the chance or you re going to eat one and leave the other.


And after eating it what are you going to do next?

Are you going to sleep or ask for more.

Now I m missing late ex president buhari.
He said Nigerians are going to miss him.

Things dey somehow

2 good days now,we haven't had anything tangible to feast on....the country is in a free fall in all sectors.


APC have really really ruined this corn-tree.

Hello sir....how re you.

nedekid:
This onitsha people wount kill us with fake edibles and medicines IJN. Until those importers and wholesalers are publicly and decisively dealt with, treated just as hard drug dealers, they will not stop.
How do these poisons even pass the ports? I think this should not end with nafdac a specially after money changes hands, rather the efcc should trace it's movement all the way to the ports. The clearing agent who took it on himself to clear them, the customs officer who signed the documents, the nafdac and other agencies, those that signed clearance should all be grabbed and prosecuted, all of them have to pay a huge cost to curb this menace, only than way will this rubbish stop.

Warm regards to you n yours.

What's the name of the tomato paste?

They branded Jonathan's name as the 'Dullard' aka the clueless one.

Rapmoney:
Was that how APC treated Goodluck Jonathan? Was Jonathan not called all sorts of derogatory names? Or you have forgotten so soon. We witnessed everything, so stop sounding as if we were born last night.

Lamba upon lamba....



Reading the lies.

Dear op,sorry you were treated this way.

Deadbeat dads and community husbands yaff left this group chat.

You re staying at Abuja.

onyxo76:
It depends on what the day has been like, if not too busy, hang out at a close garden on bottle of orijin beer then head home,if otherwise go home and sleep off that's if my last born doesn't use his arithmetic assignment to terrorize me for the evening

Yes,married,and doesn't love cooking, in fact she buys food from restaurants and put inside her pots

JuanDeDios:
I guess they don't have a wife who cooks like you. Please do you have a sister?

Hahahaha

illicit:
Make dinner for u keh...

There's one evil spirit in u walahi

Are u Hausa?

I just want to know....

franchasng:
hmmmm, why do you want to know?

So sweet

Sheuns:
What am I still doing outside after work?

Make I spend hours on the road come go branch elsewhere again before going home?

Family first.

GloriousGbola:
cc pocohantas and folake4u

Talongbemu


This man again
Those bottle water are for decoration sir


Mi o mo eni to se o....na bottle water I post oh...I nor know who changed it to fizzle drinks.

Breakfast
Jellof rice
Stewed beef
Bottle water

A Nigerian woman....maybe she's pretending .

Love800:
Some women actually respect themselves and don't collect a dime from men, except the man insist.

Who rejects money?

That's the mistake many of your gender make....

BigYash:
When you marry beauty,yansh or breast over peace of mind and good character. You go too Tay for outside after work o. If care is not taken,even in your staying outside,you won't still have peace

You nor leave peace behind when you were stepping out,and you dey hope say when you return say peace go dey?

SeniorGee:
Depends on wetin dey house na. If it's peace ✌️ you go, if not get some peace before you go home

Lolz @ the Depends on wetin dey house na