₦airaland Forum

Painkila:
just don't trust women,I was fucking a girl yesterday and her fiancee called, she just picked the phone and talked to him like everything is okay,meanwhile my dick was in her pussy waiting for her to finish her conversation so that the pounding can continue.

swiz123:
Kpekus no get meter bro.
Trust a woman at your own peril.
Love leads to emotional abuse.
Bleep 'em as much as you can and move over to the next meat.
Love only makes us weak with unnecessary paranoia
Take my advice bro, one love

ubunja:
and when have they done to you what you did to them? pls share with us when was the last time a woman opened a door for you? or completed your taxi fare? or shared her umbrella with you? or given you a lift? im waiting....

LORDOFAFONJAS:
This movie get as e be

ubunja:
do you see how you have been trained to automatically fight for women like a loyal dog defending his masters?? thats the mindset men have to outgrow to rule again. next time you gona see a gal beaten on the street and you gona play your white knight role and get hurt. let the women defend themselves. they can type cant they??

Gucciqueen38:

Gucciqueen38:

190:
Wen u nor know anything u go begin believe say other people nor know anything.
Weed is far from it naija girls are 25% �

190:
After careful researching.
I’ve come to a conclusion that Nigerian girls are generally ugly. And no I’m not kidding. They ugly honestly.
Debate. I know y’all would argue other wise but who no go nor know!!

Nigerian girls personally are rated 5th in Africa and probably 30th internationally which isn’t bad compared to the hardship in the land. And why do most of them have yellow eyes and wear wigs?

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SweetPuffPuff:
[color=deepskyblue]in Black America, u know some1 ia about ta lie when we start with " see what happened was" i didnt know it was universal doh[/color]

Romeo3:
The weirdest thing just happened 10 mins ago.

I finished buying fuel at Mobil fueling station maryland. I tried to start the car and it wouldn't. I knew it was battery head(terminal) that had shifted. I came down, fixed it and started the car. On zooming away from the station, i realized my 2nd phone was missing. What's happening. Looked around, felt around.... Nothing. Or did they play a fast one on me in that fueling station just now? Mobil fueling stations will always cheat you on fuel by about 500naira, have they added phone grabbing too? My head was racing with thoughts and i immediately veered off the road. Looked under my seat and saw a faint light. That must be my phone.

As I just stretch hand to remove the phone, what I heard was "bro how far nau" and the guy was opening my door and stepping into the car.... how far that what, from who, and for what?

Adrenaline, sixth sense, every instinctive sense in my body just kicked in.... I engaged the car in gear while stepping down on The accelerator and before his dirty yansh could touch down on the seat. "wait wait wait" he shouted... wait that what? wait for who? I stop for you? Me wey dey find my phone.... Wait, so that you pull a gun or knife on me and Rob me of my office? God will punish you.

I zoomed off.

DrinkLimca:
lol no limca for refrigerator..

DrinkLimca:
Im having a little headache, don't know what's wrong with me..

Since i hate taking drugs, i prefer injections..

I've just been eating and drinking more water to stop the head ache, all to no avail, so i just settle for nairaland till sleep comes unaware..

Khd95:
why would they pass when they are busy with bbn 24/7