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she looks like a dude... no wonder davido has been talking about banana falling on people... Alas! Banana had fallen on him in recent times

Really? Arab presidents can't speak English'? That's her defence.... Oh God why are dullards always attracted to the seat of power? What is the correlation between an Arab President speaking English and his ability to rule? English is not even remotely his official language.
Okay let me even try to engage this foolish line of thought.... A significant portion of Arabian countries with presidential syatems today are more or less failed states: Afghanistan, Egypt, Libya, Yemen, Syria, Iraq etc... This madam in Netherland should just go and it down. Theres no iota of political sense or strategy in her. Fielding a two way female ticket who are both Christians and probably from the same state in a heterogenous country like Nigeria?
All I have to say is Whedone ma!

are you all Lanisters

It is actually possible to compel the federal executive council through the courts. For non legal minds this is via a process known as an order of mandamus which compels public bodies and public servants to perform statutory functions which they ought to perform.
as it stands it is left to the court to grant or not to grant the order

I wish someone will shoot this guy

Awon skull miners! Afonja na dem

hoygift:
So teenagers now join bad gangs why is everything turning this way Nigerians ... Everyday new heartbreaking news from kingblachok that's now the new bokoharam to another

Mumu can't u read. didn't you see Ghana. NCAN pls come and carry this one

Originality007:
if Someone like Ortom can become governor in benue, u should not b surprise seem dem presenting David Mark as the next President, Benue plpp think with their Anus, if u dey doubt me ask Omenka

You're just an idiot!

This was actually my first love. We had just written our waec exams and I gained admission likewise her. i Unfortunately OAU changed her admission from medicine to botany. so she didn't resume. We kept talking whilst I was in school for about a month.
I just got back from lectures one day and opened my 2go app. Apparently the love of my life had sent me an offline 2go message saying its over.
I was sick for a week. I practically knew all Bruno Mars songs then. A year later she apologized saying she wasn't just ready and had to break up with me. I don't blame her sha we were young. She probably felt i being in school would cheat on her. Funny thing I didn't date any girl till my final year. This girl really hurt me and the pain never went away because I truly loved her it was a pure relationship we enjoyed each others company because we were friends first and it wasn't about sex or lust or anything like that.
love can be cruel

It would be recalled that Ex- NBA president, Joseph Daudu has instituted divorce proceedings against his wife following unresolved issues.
The couple had been living apart for three
years.
Reports coming in from Kaduna confirm that he has just lost his wife to a brief illness.
The union was blessed with six children
Abosede Daudu until her death was als o a practicing lawyer. They were married for 29 years.

brother no vex I'm new to nairaland. it was in the cause of modifying the post I made the error. please join the movement #whyiloveabuad

I am a student of Afe Babalola University Ado-Ekiti and a very proud one at that. Four years ago, I gained admission into the prestigious institution and I have never for one day regretted it. I will admit that they have been bad times and unpalatable moments for the students and administration alike but they are in no way close to outshining how much this university and indeed its great founder Aare Afe Babalola has achieved.
In recent times alot of news have been popping out of the university... the most recent is the said 'ban' on the use of smartphones... and bloggers and sites have been totally unfair to this instution as this news has been relayed online in such a manner that exposes it to ridicule.
As a student of this great institution I know how many great things that my school has achieved which has not been relayed online with similar enthusiasm. I am pleading with site owners like Seun and Aunty Linda to please focus on the great things been done in the university.


Currrently , students who know why they are in school have come to the realization that we have been silent for to long and as a consequence the very few bad eggs amongst us have succeded in giving Afe Babalola University a bad name.
as concerned students of this institution we have learnt our mistake and are currently starting an online campaign on twitter and other forums...#whyiloveabuad, to draw attention to the great things being done in the institution and the God given vision of our founder to build an exemplary model of education in Nigeria and The world at large.
We are using this medium with a view to get a reversal on the current ban on the use of smart phones because we know the necessity of such devices to education in a global world.
Please I beg every Abuad student and concerned persons on Nairaland to please make a post with #whyiloveabuad, our hope is to see it trend and get the attention of the management.
Finally please please all mods, lalasticlala, Oga Seun and Aunty Linda please take this too front page on your platforms so that our smart phones won't be taken away from us. Resumption is in barely 2weeks. I love Abuad and I know we will be let to use our smartphones. God bless you all!I am a student of Afe Babalola University Ado-Ekiti and a very proud one at that. Four years ago, I gained admission into the prestigious institution and I have never for one day regretted it. I will admit that they have been bad times and unpalatable moments for the students and administration alike but they are in no way close to outshining how much this university and indeed its great founder Aare Afe Babalola has achieved.
In recent times alot of news have been popping out of the university... the most recent is the said 'ban' on the use of smartphones... and bloggers and sites have been totally unfair to this instution as this news has been relayed online in such a manner that exposes it to ridicule.
As a student of this great institution I know how many great things that my school has achieved which has not been relayed online with similar enthusiasm. I am pleading with site owners like Seun and Aunty Linda to please focus on the great things been done in the university.
Currrently , students who know why they are in school have come to the realization that we have been silent for to long and as a consequence the very few bad eggs amongst us have succeded in giving Afe Babalola University a bad name.
as concerned students of this institution we have learnt our mistake and are currently starting an online campaign on twitter and other forums...#whyiloveabuad, to draw attention to the great things being done in the institution and the God given vision of our founder to build an exemplary model of education in Nigeria and The world at large.
We are using this medium with a view to get a reversal on the current ban on the use of smart phones because we know the necessity of such devices to education in a global world.
Please I beg every Abuad student and concerned persons on Nairaland to please make a post with #whyiloveabuad, our hope is to see it trend and get the attention of the management.
Finally please please all mods, lalasticlala, Oga Seun and Aunty Linda please take this too front page on your platforms so that our smart phones won't be taken away from us. Resumption is in barely 2weeks. I love Abuad and I know we will be let to use our smartphones. God bless you all!I am a student of Afe Babalola University Ado-Ekiti and a very proud one at that. Four years ago, I gained admission into the prestigious institution and I have never for one day regretted it. I will admit that they have been bad times and unpalatable moments for the students and administration alike but they are in no way close to outshining how much this university and indeed its great founder Aare Afe Babalola has achieved.
In recent times alot of news have been popping out of the university... the most recent is the said 'ban' on the use of smartphones... and bloggers and sites have been totally unfair to this instution as this news has been relayed online in such a manner that exposes it to ridicule.
As a student of this great institution I know how many great things that my school has achieved which has not been relayed online with similar enthusiasm. I am pleading with site owners like Seun and Aunty Linda to please focus on the great things been done in the university.
Currrently , students who know why they are in school have come to the realization that we have been silent for to long and as a consequence the very few bad eggs amongst us have succeded in giving Afe Babalola University a bad name.
as concerned students of this institution we have learnt our mistake and are currently starting an online campaign on twitter and other forums...#whyiloveabuad, to draw attention to the great things being done in the institution and the God given vision of our founder to build an exemplary model of education in Nigeria and The world at large.
We are using this medium with a view to get a reversal on the current ban on the use of smart phones because we know the necessity of such devices to education in a global world.
Please I beg every Abuad student and concerned persons on Nairaland to please make a post with #whyiloveabuad, our hope is to see it trend and get the attention of the management.
Finally please please all mods, lalasticlala, Oga Seun and Aunty Linda please take this too front page on your platforms so that our smart phones won't be taken away from us. Resumption is in barely 2weeks. I love Abuad and I know we will be let to use our smartphones. God bless you all!

Abuad releases its second semester results. Students can access their results from http://abuad.edu.ng/result

1. Number tag of a real policeman must be six digits, less than six, is fake.
2. Only female police officers have their numbers begin with "0", any policeman with number beginning with "0" is fake.
3. Every policeman's name tag is woven to the shirt, nomore removable name tags.4. A distinction between the normal policeman and the SPY (supernumerary)police personnel, is that a SPY number must be either three or four digits with the word "SPY" boldly inscribed on their uniform shoulder..Please, at night be vigilant, always roll-up your windows in traffic, central lock your doors, be double sure they are true policemen, if they are not, be strong and speed off. Never get frightened.
Be watchful, they are everywhere; educate your family members, neighbours, and friends.GOD Almighty will continue to protect us..BE SECURITY CONSCIOUS!Sent By The Nigerian Police.

I told her to give me more time. She insisted she must have the money and started dragging my shirt. I just pulled her hands off, but unfortunately she fell and hit her head on some objects inside my room.“When I observed that she was dead, I drank the cement but I later vomited it on her body.
this man can lie oh!!!! eleyi gidi gon!!

boolet:
Malo na Malo oo

u don do anything for ur lyf were ppl congratulate u. yes na malo but im rich pass u. hang urself

allanphash7:
Aboki

so what if he is a northerner? it Pains u because its not one of the lopsided northern stories. tribalist!

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at the end of the day was really shocked the guy didn't proceed to dupe me. According to him, he is looking for 'oyinbo' to dupe. lols!

Yesterday I saw on add on a site(Preloved.com), offering some puppies for adoption I immediately contacted the seller who seemed to be in the UK. the following conversations ensued:

uve a dirty mind

go n create ur site