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Even Chelsea match yesterday

After Do Ri Me

Mr Jakumo, are you related to VDM?, You dish it out effortlessly - not wishing the young man death but "i got no RIP to waste" mehn

balloon in weight until they resemble a herd of bloated hippopotami. Compared to the teeming poor masses, a wealthy person has millions more reasons to adopt a healthy lifestyle grounded on regular exercise and sensible diet choices that one would expect to be emphatically recommended by the best medical doctor money can engage.

On the contrary, Nigeria's wealthy class choose to forfeit decades of their lifespan by gorging themselves with fatty foods and copious sugary and alcoholic drinks, while maintaining a lazy and deliberately slothful sedentary lifestyle that GUARANTEES premature death from any number of avoidable obesity-related diseases.
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My humble prediction is that this obese gentleman called Cubana will be dead and buried in an oversized casket in less than 7 years from today May 3rd, 2024, as a direct result of his decision to completely neglect commo

Communication breach

agadez007:
That’s a gaboon viper,The snake is said to have one of the quickest strikes in all snake-dom
In Igbo it’s called “echi eteka” meaning tomorrow is too far because you can never reach tomorrow after bitten by this snake
It’s always said that it counts before striking and they have the longest fangs in all snakes

I am so much fascinated by Snakes,please does anybody know where I can learn to be a Snake handler?

Meet jennyclay (no pun intended)

Agbado & Cassava but E dey mind

Use Abidoshaker and thank me later

The said man must be a cultist

My condolence o

Mordson:
M0RON

SIMP

Freedom Fighters

Give am bag of rice but E dey mind

Happy worker's day to all legit working class individuals, more grease to your elbows, more intuitions to your minds and more money to your pockets.

Rugar effect

You fit dey shoot gun but you no dey chop bottle

Just chilling... Another fetish

Its like you just Woke up

Judolisco:
How do u knw he is a, yahoo boy? Seun what's nairaland turning into?

Turning to Yahooland, Hook-up land, What i cooked this Morningland, see the tomatoes i Boughtland, how much is bag of rice in your Arealand, etc

I like this Op, he's got eyes for details very curious and observant.

Lala or nlfpmod reporting to duty

Dj Yk mule, I was framed i was framed. Lol

Blacks don't crack

Dj Yk mule, i was framed i was framed.

Still the best state to live in nigeria

What do the cement company use the shell waste for?

Marvel vs Dc

legionISproteus:
oga, enjoy deceiving yourself your life at 40

Glad i could make you smile, now pls stop complaining more than the bereaved, have a nice day.

Can i tag along?, Am very resourcefull.

Touch & follow
Eat & follow

White rice that i put on the fire got burnt...jeez

zebszebs:

When you typed "cellutape" on your phone, didnt you see a red squiggly line under it to signify an error?

Or you dont know the meaning of red lines under written words?

Or you didnt type the comment using you phone?

Or you just dont pay attention to details?

Or you dont just understand English?

Or you have mental challenges?

Which one?

Pidgin english no dey understand Queen's english, know that and have peace.

Bring cellutape this book don dey tear