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Celebrities › Re: US Rapper, Julio Foolio, Shot Dead While Celebrating His 26th Birthday by Calitoscassius(m):
Gangs are massive in Miami, FLO. You can bring these goons outta gangs but you cannot bring the gangs outta these goons.

He coulda moved to a more respectable hood with his acquired money from his music.
Politics › Re: Zhongshan Fucheng: Chinese Investor Seizes Nigerian Govt Properties In UK by Calitoscassius(m): 12:45pm On Jun 24, 2024
They think they can defraud everyone like they defraud Naigerians. Then again, Naigerians are still the ones paying for the assets seized.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Pilgrims Starving In Saudi Arabia - Governor Bago by Calitoscassius(m): 12:41pm On Jun 24, 2024
More scams! all that money they spent to reach the hot dusty dessert? Just to stone the unexistence Devil?

I say, let them starve to dyeath, atleast to reduce the population of religious morrons.
Fashion › Re: Ojude Oba Sunglasses Edition (Pictures) by Calitoscassius(m): 12:34pm On Jun 24, 2024
Barzinime:
Keep on fvcking your family members, you are almost there, GWR awaits you.
Okay! Kid! Thanks! You are right, my families are deranged. grin grin

You win! Now go play with your toys. I am going to move on now. Bye!



Good luck! cheesy
Islam › Re: 1300 Pilgrims Die At Hajj Pilgrimage Amid Scorching Temperatures by Calitoscassius(m): 11:01am On Jun 24, 2024
These i guess were the people who stoned the so called Devil grin the Devil probarbly lobbed a massive brick back at them.

Many more to follow...... Next time they would learn not to stone the Devil. grin
Crime › Re: Woman Arrested While Delivering Firearms To Bandits In Katsina (Photos) by Calitoscassius(m): 10:39am On Jun 24, 2024
idady2njsd:
just kill the woman, she has no any used to the society
No need for that, they can be rehabilitated into being useful to the society. I say, give them a chance.
Culture › Re: Pictures From Trending #LagosIgboHangout by Calitoscassius(m): 10:34am On Jun 24, 2024
Eagleways:
,Daalụ , nwanne m
You are very wellcome Nwanne!

As i said, earlier i am glad you got through all that rigorous process and still standing.

I remember years ago, when such happened to a friend in South africa it was not easy sending his remains home. even though we were in group who did the process still it wasn't easy, let alone one man like you doing it.

Dimkpa ka iwu! Ji sie ike!
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostolic Church To Vacate Premises After Attack On Muslim Family In Oyo by Calitoscassius(m): 9:36am On Jun 24, 2024
Religion and worshippers of unexistence man or woman called Jesus, Allahh or God is always the problem in Nigga area.
Health › Re: Lady Confronts Man Using Sniper To Preserve Stockfish (Pictures, Video) by Calitoscassius(m): 9:30am On Jun 24, 2024
Kobicove:
Chei! That means people like me that like nibbling on dried crayfish and mangala fish may unknowingly be eating poison angry
Eeeewwww! Please stop doing that, i beg you! apart from the spraying of "sniper" on them, it is still very unhygienic, different hands must have touched it before it reaches you. It has also been to and in different locations and envronment befor it reaches you.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Reaction To Davido's Wedding by Calitoscassius(m): 9:23am On Jun 24, 2024
These ones are obviously not hungry enough as most Naigerians are crying that they are hungry. As a result of hardship and high cost of food.
Crime › Re: Investigators Expose "Yahoo Boys" By Turning On Their Webcam (Video) by Calitoscassius(m):
CalabarPikin:
Yahoo guys recently are beginning to wise up.

I know few of them that are now having good investment



Omo we plenty were no like this boys ooh...
See mentions.... grin grin
There is no such thing as having "good" investments from stolen or "bad" money. Any investment made with money that isn't yours will all come crashing down in the end.


You cannot make "good" investment from "bad" money.

Trust me, i know.
Travel › Re: Keyamo Laments Begging, Extortion At Airports As FAAN Intensifies Action by Calitoscassius(m): 8:06am On Jun 24, 2024
So he just aware of it this month? grin something that have being going on for decades.

Is he planning to stop it by going to stand at the airport and monitor these beggars? grin
Travel › Re: Keyamo Laments Begging, Extortion At Airports As FAAN Intensifies Action by Calitoscassius(m): 8:03am On Jun 24, 2024
GeneralPula:
So nah 1 year ago begging starts for airport?
I taya oo! something that have being going on for 50 years?
Crime › Re: Vigilante Beats Man To Death Over Missing Phone Later Found With Owner's Child by Calitoscassius(m): 7:54am On Jun 24, 2024
Eastcoastboy:
Lol, that you start a sentence with small letter shows how "logical" you are.

Well I wouldn't give you proofs because the things of the spirit are not given to all men.
I started a sentence with small letter mistakenly is your problem? grin grin grin very cheap shot. I am sure you are more intelligent than this.


You don't have any proofs obviously. Spirits? grin now it is the "things" of the spirits? what are those "things" of the spirit? Do they have a name? you keep making it up as you go.


FyI, did you know that SOME English/British people cannot spell in English language or read words/sentences written in English correctly? tongue
Properties › Re: Tallest Building In Ebonyi Abandoned By State Government by Calitoscassius(m): 9:32pm On Jun 23, 2024
Waste of public funds.
Crime › Re: EFCC Secures Conviction Of 8 Internet Fraudsters In Uyo by Calitoscassius(m): 9:18pm On Jun 23, 2024
When will EFCC secure conviction on Yahaya bello and Tifnubu?
Culture › Re: Pictures From Trending #LagosIgboHangout by Calitoscassius(m): 9:07pm On Jun 23, 2024
kestolove95:
Even if u beg them to return back to Nnamdi kanu country dey will never agree.. Lagos is like heaven to them
Don't be naive man! I was born and bred in England. i travelled to Alaigbo during Easter holidays i stayed in Alaigbo Ekwulobia Anambra in my father's house for the whole of my 2 months stay. No problems!
Culture › Re: Pictures From Trending #LagosIgboHangout by Calitoscassius(m):
Eagleways:
Yes. Igbo must always go home , wait and see for yourself every December.

Igbos are the only people that MUST take their dead home for burial. Most Others patronize commercial cemetery anywhere and everywhere.

Few years ago when I lost a brother outside Nigeria , I went to make arrangements to bring his remains home. Almost every other person here in Lagos , apart from igbos were asking me why we should spend such money.

Many asked me as like na normal , "shebi una go bury there nau"
Thank God that I successfully went through all the long process and brought him back to igboland for burial.

The document could fill up two file folders , still with me now.

That is who Igbos are
Man! I applaud you! I imagine it wasn't an easy task for you, bravo! to you! Dim kpa ka ibu! Sorry for your loss.


I am glad you got through it.
Fashion › Re: Ojude Oba Sunglasses Edition (Pictures) by Calitoscassius(m): 8:43pm On Jun 23, 2024
Barzinime:
You keeping on fvcking your family members, you guys can organize orgies with your inlaws as well.
Yes, we will, with your mother included. your father gave birth to me and Your brothers and sisters also. I will fork the whole of your generation.
Fashion › Re: Ojude Oba Sunglasses Edition (Pictures) by Calitoscassius(m): 7:34pm On Jun 23, 2024
Barzinime:
Only thing you are just writing is how you forked your mother ....
How many times have you done that this week?
You don't have any other stuff you do with your life than to be incest with your mum?
How is your mum enjoying your pinkie finger size d1ck? Maybe because your dad's own is the size of a pinkie toe.
Unfortunate family you have, you should poison them tonight so you can put an end to your deranged bloodline.
Yes, you mother gave birth to me and i forked your mother 10 times this week. grin you are correct i don't have any stuff to do with my life than to fork your mother. Do you have any stuff to do with your life? If you are still stalking me. I told you that you want me to fork you, that is why you are still responding. Look! If you are too shy to give me your number, i will give you my number, so i can fork you tonight. I know you are enjoyed last night that is why you keep coming back for more and responding. grin
yes, i enjoyed forking your mother.

Oh! You are right my Dad's own is like a pinkie toe, is that what you call it? my father forked you too that is how you knew the size of his dick. grin i bet you enjoyed my father forking you and your mother.

Naaah! No need to poison your mother who gave birth to me. I like forking her, i will fork your brothers also and your grand mother and your sisters, just bring them along tonight.

This is getting boring.. look! If you wanna hook up let's just do it instead of all this waste of time. If you respond again to this comment and keep stalking me a lorry will run you over tomorrow morning..
Christianity Etc › Re: Oyakhilome's Christ Embassy Church On Fire In Lagos(Photos) by Calitoscassius(m): 2:47pm On Jun 23, 2024
Where has all the so called miracle gone? The useless God is probarbly sitting on his ass somewhere drinking beer and laughing his ass off. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos Fire Service Brings Christ Embassy Fire Under Control (Pics) by Calitoscassius(m): 2:37pm On Jun 23, 2024
What happened to prophecies, prayers and miracles? sad i hope the fire didn't burn Jesus and God inside the church, God that cannot prophecy the fire or stop the fire with miracles.


I pity gullible worshipper of church and Jesus.
Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos Fire Service Brings Christ Embassy Fire Under Control (Pics) by Calitoscassius(m): 2:34pm On Jun 23, 2024
adioolayi:
The gate of hell shall not prevail..

The Church will match on by God's grace
It doesn't appear so, does it? tongue
Food › Re: The Plate Of Food I Bought For N1500 Was N400 A Year Ago (Photo) by Calitoscassius(m): 2:32pm On Jun 23, 2024
2RightHands1Coc:
Pics of your backyard garden sir
Why do you need picture of my garden? sad you wanna come rob my house?
Food › Re: The Plate Of Food I Bought For N1500 Was N400 A Year Ago (Photo) by Calitoscassius(m): 8:18am On Jun 23, 2024
If you don't like it, get off nairaland and off social media, go to farm and cultivate and grow your own food! stop complaining!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Niger Reinstates Prison Sentences For Journalists For Defamation, Insult by Calitoscassius(m): 8:12am On Jun 23, 2024
Stale news, Nairaland is now recycling news and stories from 2022
Christianity Etc › Re: There Is No God, God Should Stop Helping Me- Nigeria Man Says by Calitoscassius(m): 8:08am On Jun 23, 2024
He is absolutely correct! God is just an imaginations in gullible people's heads.

You create your own God the way you want him, her or it to look like or be and then convince your head to believe worship them. grin believes are personal, keep it in your head

I can believe that my kitchen table or my pillow is my God, it is my own believe, believes are not real.

There are no proofs that God exist.

Please don't quote me if you cannot give reasonable proofs that God exist.
Health › Re: Unregistered Tiger Nut Drinks Caused Lagos Cholera Outbreak – Govt by Calitoscassius(m): 8:35pm On Jun 22, 2024
Yampotatocarrot:
Go to Island, you go see people sidown for bridge direct their anus inside the water dey do their thing or even on the bridge itself

Go to Iyana-Ipaja bridge, Na so so shit... Them go just comport in the middle of those bushes on the bridge and do their thing

But all these ones na small things, the headquarters Na Oshodi... Go to Oshodi terminal 1, just try climbing the bridge from the terminal, na so so shit them just shit for the walkway there, everywhere DEY SMELL like mad... Along the rail track nko? Thank God for the pedestrian bridge at Oshodi now, e remain make them begin shit on top pedestrian bridge
Honestly, it is absolutely disgusting, embarassed how can humans live like that? How people are not sick always in Lagos i don't understand. Tueh!

I couldn't believe what i saw. Lagos is an overrated shithole!

How do people eat in such shit full environment?
Health › Re: Unregistered Tiger Nut Drinks Caused Lagos Cholera Outbreak – Govt by Calitoscassius(m): 6:50pm On Jun 22, 2024
Rubbish! Liars! All that human shit along the road as soon as you enter Lagos caused the cholera. When rain falls it washes all that shit into people's drinking water.


How can humans shit along the motor way? I drove into lagos on my way to the airport, when i saw all that rubbish and smelt the shit, i asked the army guy that i picked up on the way, he said it is Lagos logo. i thought what? He said all that rubbish i saw are all shit, human waste, it went along for like 3 miles as you enter Lagos state from Ore.

Lagos is an overrated, overpopulated, over polluted, over congested, and filtiest shithole! Tueh!
Crime › Re: Man Electrocuted While Vandalizing a Transformer In Otukpo, Benue by Calitoscassius(m): 6:38pm On Jun 22, 2024
Good! One lazy morronic youth down, many more to go.
Health › Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Calitoscassius(m): 5:18pm On Jun 22, 2024
cococandy:
he can’t get an erection anyway

Even if his wife is Beyoncé, it’s not happening
grin cheesy grin grin grin i have no choice but to agree.
Fashion › Re: Ojude Oba Sunglasses Edition (Pictures) by Calitoscassius(m): 5:16pm On Jun 22, 2024
Barzinime:
I don't need to know where the fvck you are from and I don't have time reading through your profile cos you aren't worth it
I still stand by my word, you are a fvcking mor0n! Your brain is so minute that it can pass for thin air.
You can fvck all your family members as you want but never can you be a family member of mine.
We don't practice incest like you do in yours!
Come on man! cheesy cheesy don't be like that, is it because i forked your mother? I have already accepted that i am a morron why da fork are you still repeating that i am morron? grin yes! i am everything you call me, Just tell me where to meet you, i will fork your ass so bad wouldn't be able to walk for days. I will fork your son too and your brothers.

Ofcourse, you don't have time to read my profile but you have time to reply my comments and remind me that i forked your mother. You are still stalking me. I think you like me tongue you really want me to fork you that is why you are still quoting me. look! all you have to do is give me your number so we can hook up tongue tongue

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