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Health › Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Calitoscassius(m): 4:05pm On Jun 22, 2024
cococandy:
This na your typical Nigerian big man.
Yes, grin with this kinda belly and married to a fat pot belly woman, how can that be sexy? Let alone make man get an erection.
Fashion › Re: Ojude Oba Sunglasses Edition (Pictures) by Calitoscassius(m): 3:46pm On Jun 22, 2024
OboOlora:
Who is he, an MD?
Very razz behaviour, drinking beer on the road almost half naked with mud houses all around him.

or haven't u seen the video?
grin grin grin grin gyal! yo baad!!


Laaad gaaad!! You own all dat big batty?! tongue



Yo mek me laugh. cheesy
Fashion › Re: Ojude Oba Sunglasses Edition (Pictures) by Calitoscassius(m): 3:36pm On Jun 22, 2024
Barzinime:
You can't be my family, I am not from the yeast.....
And we are not in need of houseboy.
Come on! I am your forking family! your mother gave birth to me cheesy I have no idea what da fork yeast mean, is that English? grin you must have got the wrong end of a long stick.

The problem with idiats like you is they never make sure of who they are responding to before coming out with their derogatory insults. cheesy you think everyone on here is in your ignorant category. grin or from your shithole country.

I forked your mother last night and she enjoyed it, i can fork you too if you tell me where to meet you, i will fork your father too if you bring him along grin

Next time read people's profiles on here before you respond with insults to their comments.

You have responded to a mentally ill patients like me this time cheesy grin
Romance › Re: British Bride Introduces Her Nigerian Husband In The Most Romantic Way by Calitoscassius(m): 2:59pm On Jun 22, 2024
Tranquility2345:
Banned? Don’t know what you are talking about o. But I saw a post where you were making mouth with 5k ring wey the poor oyibo pensioner use this month pension to pay.

That’s the amount I use for a flight!!!
Americans love British accent, every time i travel to the US all the women always come crowding around me asking if i am from Barr kIng hem palace!

I find it hard to understand the Yankees slangs, especially when ghetto people speak. All that yo! man! Ass! and damm! That ain't English! The queen's English is English.

The rich educated white Americans speaks good English, only poor black ghetto and unduceated americasn speaks jargonised slangs. Unless educated black people like Candace Owen speaks good English


Hey! did you know that the british colonised America?

Rule Britania!! Britania! Rule the world! grin




Yes, i am a british born and bred.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Boxer, Isaiah Olugbemi Dies After Being Shot By Neighbour In US by Calitoscassius(m): 2:44pm On Jun 22, 2024
Namaster:
"He alleged Giroux threatened Isaiah Olugbemi at least two other times with a gun this year; once in January and a second time in June."

Looks like he was warned TWICE before being gunned down the third time.

In the US, it's best to AVOID confrontations. Even if you are built like The Rock with the boxing skills of Mike Tyson and the person threatening you looks like Sanyeri. Best thing is still to WALK AWAY.

Call the cops if confrontation is prolonged or you think violence is imminent.

Trying to be a tough guy could get you killed. The US has OVER 21 million depressed people who think life is shiiit. And they ALL have access to GUNS. One small fumble and you get a bullet.

ANY little dispute you have with your neighbour, let Police settle it.
Absolutely!
Crime › Re: Nigerian Boxer, Isaiah Olugbemi Dies After Being Shot By Neighbour In US by Calitoscassius(m): 2:42pm On Jun 22, 2024
The Isiah guy looks like a guy with big mouth and a arrogant, the murderer looks tiny and mentally ill.


Never argue confront orr fork about with mentally ill people like us, it doesn't matter how big your muscles are you can be forked up. especially in America.
Romance › Re: How I Found Out My Husband Was Cheating And Had A Boyfriend (Video) by Calitoscassius(m): 2:37pm On Jun 22, 2024
Fake story.
Fashion › Re: Ojude Oba Sunglasses Edition (Pictures) by Calitoscassius(m): 2:33pm On Jun 22, 2024
Barzinime:
Yeah...I still stand by what I said, you are a mor0n.
Saying you forked your mother shows how rotten the family you came from.
Yes, you are correct i am a morron and i forked your mother, i will fork you too if you carry on stalking grin

I am from your family. Your mother gave birth to me.
Celebrities › Re: Chioma: 'My Wife's Ring Is Worth 2 to 3 Rolls Royces' - Davido (Photos) by Calitoscassius(m): 10:30am On Jun 22, 2024
Cheers for telling us, don't forget to tell us when her finger and the ring disapears. Ewu! Gambia! grin
Travel › Re: Lagos Cracks Down On Illegal Garages, Seizes 40 Vehicles by Calitoscassius(m): 10:27am On Jun 22, 2024
These scraps are vehicles? undecided

Tifnubu is the inventor of illegal garages and agbero,
Where has MC Oluomo dissappeared to? He has not being in the media since Tifnubu selection. I wonder.
Health › Re: New Study Confirms Microplastics Harm Reproductive Health, Cause Severe Toxicity by Calitoscassius(m): 10:23am On Jun 22, 2024
bassdow:
same happens with pure water especially when left under the Sun. Even basic elementary School integrated science and physics tells us that when you drink with a Glass container e.g Glass Cup, you actually drink tiny portions of the glass.
Correct.
Politics › Re: Why Petrol, Diesel Prices May Not Drop Despite Dangote Refinery — Experts by Calitoscassius(m): 10:17am On Jun 22, 2024
Some of us already knew this. Dangote is already using Tifnubu media to set petrol price. grin to as high as possible.

Some of you expect Dangote to give petrol for free after borrowing billions of $$ to build refinery. grin how can he pay back his borrowing and make profit then?
Politics › Re: Nigerians To Start Using Three-in-one ID Card August, Says Official by Calitoscassius(m): 10:15am On Jun 22, 2024
If you didn't understand this rubbish please gather here undecided


What kinda fraudulent vague explaination is this? and the name of the so called offcial can not be disclosed? grin


Naigeria is a scam!
Health › Re: New Study Confirms Microplastics Harm Reproductive Health, Cause Severe Toxicity by Calitoscassius(m): 10:05am On Jun 22, 2024
bassdow:
atimes those things being wrapped are even very HOT e.g mamaPut food bought as takeAway
Exactly, and the plastic melting into the food. I don't know when this idea began.

What ever happened to wrapping food with banana leafs or coco yam leaf? organic natural way of wrapping food. Everything is wrapped in plastic nowadays.
Crime › Re: Video Of Youths Stealing Cattle From A Spoilt Truck by Calitoscassius(m): 9:56am On Jun 22, 2024
Fake news
Health › Re: New Study Confirms Microplastics Harm Reproductive Health, Cause Severe Toxicity by Calitoscassius(m):
Some people on here would not understand this. In Naijaria everything edible item is wrapped in plastic "waterproof" as they call it. even cooked in "waterproofs"



Did you know that plastics are made outta crude waste oil?
Health › Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Calitoscassius(m): 9:39am On Jun 22, 2024
If the woman is very fat, lazy and doesn't wash, and wears smelly wig. Don't expect penis to erect near her.

Most Naijarain women are obese, with disgusting massive bottom and belly and they believe that they sexy. Tueh!
Food › Re: Food Combos That Used To Be Considered very Cheap Meals. (pictures) by Calitoscassius(m): 9:29am On Jun 22, 2024
hedonido:
Animal. Did you say this during Jonathan's time? Would you be saying this if Peter Obi was the president? Because it is your tribal mgbaati god that is the president then you will dig into lowly depths to find escape routes and excuses.

You disgusting creatures would get a full dose of what's coming to you. Surely. And it would go round. Ifr the 'sane' ones among you cannot isolate and weed you provocative and anti people vermins out, then all of you, including the supposedly 'sane' ones, would enjoy same fate when the day of reckoning comes. And it must come.
Who da fork is this one? Did i fork your mother or something? undecided
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by Calitoscassius(m): 7:21pm On Jun 21, 2024
Eeeewww!!! Why? embarassed this is disgustinggg!
Food › Re: Food Combos That Used To Be Considered very Cheap Meals. (pictures) by Calitoscassius(m): 7:19pm On Jun 21, 2024
muyico:
we prepare it at home! we gat blender, two cups is enough for our family! 7am hot Akara don ready! fence with enough onion
Don't mind them, lazy youths!
Food › Re: Food Combos That Used To Be Considered very Cheap Meals. (pictures) by Calitoscassius(m): 7:16pm On Jun 21, 2024
ScarletBrace:
All you these Putin pan African bastards...
Calling akara, fried plantain, yam and other items that went through deep frying.., calling them fries is now slave mentality abi?
Why do you communicate here in English? Why don't you just type in your dialect into your web address space and start surfing the net in your fore Father's language?
Isn't that slave mentality too??
.Never seen a generation of fools looking woke and dumb at the same time as these.
Gloriously stupid lots.
cheesy grin grin grin grin i wonder
Food › Re: Food Combos That Used To Be Considered very Cheap Meals. (pictures) by Calitoscassius(m): 7:14pm On Jun 21, 2024
If you think food has become expensive, get off your forking phones and off social media, stop complaining and go to the farm!


Where da fork you people think these foods are supposed to come from? Tifnubu's house?
Food › Re: Food Combos That Used To Be Considered very Cheap Meals. (pictures) by Calitoscassius(m): 7:11pm On Jun 21, 2024
MatrixReloaded:
Prepare it aat the back of your compound or get a farmland to start farming
Simple! otherwise they should stop complaining. How many of them on here went to the farm this week..

They should get off their phones and off Social media and go to the farm!
Crime › Re: Vigilante Beats Man To Death Over Missing Phone Later Found With Owner's Child by Calitoscassius(m): 6:09pm On Jun 21, 2024
Eastcoastboy:
I was smiling all through while reading all these that you've said, and tbh they're very logical and I applaud how you were able to succinctly pen down your assertions.

Here's the thing, on a normal day and on a different topic I'll tow this same path of opinion that you just towed. But I believe that it's not normal and as you rightly said " You are allowed to believe that......" I believe so as as well.

Maybe on another topic I might fling out my logical tool and work it out together with you but on this? Nah!
well.. i am not surprised at your response. I get it always, when i demand for proofs and reasonable explainations from illogical believers like you, they run away! grin
Fashion › Re: Ojude Oba Sunglasses Edition (Pictures) by Calitoscassius(m): 6:05pm On Jun 21, 2024
Barzinime:
I cant have an abomination for a brother.
What you are taking is more than your brain capacity grin
Why not? Because i forked your mother? You started this whole thing by calling me a morron, remember? have you ever met me? How did you came to such conclusion that i am morron? If you call me a morron then your mother gave birth to me, otherwise how did you know that i am a morron? grin


Yes, you are right, i sniff gum and cocaine.
Islam › Re: Can We Cover Our Head In Hajj? by Calitoscassius(m): 11:25am On Jun 21, 2024
How can people cover themselves like this in very very hot dusty weather of Dubai?

This is why they are dying as a result of the heat and dehydration
Islam › Re: At Least 550 Muslims Die At Hajj - As Temperatures At Mecca Hit 51.8C by Calitoscassius(m): 11:21am On Jun 21, 2024
Hoely land my Bhutt!
Islam › Re: At Least 550 Muslims Die At Hajj - As Temperatures At Mecca Hit 51.8C by Calitoscassius(m): 11:20am On Jun 21, 2024
Will these dead ones still get 72 virgins. grin
Islam › Re: Saudi Stops Stoning Ritual For Five Hours Over Heatwave by Calitoscassius(m): 11:18am On Jun 21, 2024
These morrons has being stoning the so called Devil every year yet the Devil still not dead. grin

Brainwashed goons.
Politics › Re: Lagos APC Former Executive, Ramota Bankole Dies In Mecca, Party Mourns by Calitoscassius(m): 10:11am On Jun 21, 2024
dominique:
Most likely as a result of heatstroke, imagine walking long distances under temperature as high as 45°C. There's a current heat wave in Saudi Arabia and other parts of the middle east. Even with numerous cooling stations provided across the states where hajj is being performed, people are still passing out from exhaustion and dehydration. Regardless of the weather, there's no year people from across the world don't lose their lives during hajj. RIP to the departed.
Absolutely!
Politics › Re: Lagos APC Former Executive, Ramota Bankole Dies In Mecca, Party Mourns by Calitoscassius(m): 10:10am On Jun 21, 2024
I guessing she will go to where allah lives now. undecided

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