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Holy judaschrist!!! what kinda toture is this?

Gerrard59:
Enjoyment is subjective. No two vaginas are the same neither are two ladies (chubby and slim). Also, breasts are different. It's left for every man to define how his enjoyment will be. If it means being a nakademus, provide he is cautious and plays safe, fine by me

Any woman who disagrees with this version of enjoyment should make her money and enjoy it however she wants.

Gbam!

dkidd:
Lol be forming smart... I mean energy in all life's forms, in nature and everything in existence. ENERGY! That original life force, that is the source of everything in existence. At some point we all did science so don't pretend u lack knowledge of what I'm saying here

I just told you that i am ignorant of energies, i am not forming anything, if you cannot simplify things for me, then you can move on, i don't claim to know everything, i didn't do science during my school days, i did psychology, politics and law.

I have no reason to pretend, i don't have to respnd to your comments.

How is energy the original life force? What is energy in all life form? How is energy nature? Is energy nature or is nature different from energy? I ve heard many people mention energy in humans but i have never quite understand it or experienced it.

dkidd:
Lol that's a Yes then..
Q2: Do U believe the law of conservation of energy which says, energy is neither created nor destroyed. Rather energy changes from one form of energy into another form of energy?

Well. You have to explain or simplify what you mean so i can understand what you mean, i am ignorant of energies i have no idea what energies mean.

dkidd:
A simple Yes or No question: Do U believe all life and the universe we live in has a beginning and an end?

Everything that has a beginning has an end i believe, i also believe humans would eventually completely disappear on earth and another kind of species would appear. I don't believe there is a place called hell or heaven.. these are my believes anyway.

theredaddy:
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odiegwu ! Here i was thinking you were just naive not knowing you had a defect, perhaps you landed with ur head or how good is ur landing

So let's assume there is no God broda, take a good lookat the mirror ask yourself if not God then in whose image are you uniquely created
Look at creation, everything seems to have "Timing" ..the sun, moon have a resumption time and time out for years no glitches, no breakdown who could be responsible for maintenance.
Rain has it season and harmattan has its season, ever heard of ikogosi warm spring, hot and cold water flow sidebyside... is that not tew much a mystery for almighty science

still on "Timing" A woman is pregnant it takes her 9 months .. Bro who coded that timing as default, even animals have their dynamic timing

I even think it's more logical to believe God exists than to assert you fell from the sky and survived it or evolved from homosapien bullsh*t, how come no monkey got luck ever after

There is no God rite, on whose timing did earth started or no beginning

You are very good in making derogatory remarks, you don't even know me, continue it doesn't bother me. All that you have mentioned are just speculations and BELIEVES, if you are asking me, i don't know how all that came about and if you claim to know you are a liar, and to claim that it is all down to God is ignorant because no one knows.

Christians believes and claim that God made all things on earth possible or that God created everything on earth, but they have no shred of proof to back that believe up. All they have is believe, believe. Believes are not fact.

When did you start believing that God exist? Who made you believe that God exist? you see? If a child was born and raised in a household where his parents are always banging on about God, God,God, surely the child would end up taking up his parents believes. Millions of humans do not believe the existence of God yet they are still here on earth.


However, again you are entitled to believe that God exist, i don't have to believe what you believe. You should have recognised this from my previous assertions , I don't pray, i am not religious, i don't believe in deliverances.

Religion has caused so many wars, mass murders, crimes. How did religion even came about? What is the origin of religion? I mean, religion that controls humans emotions, blackmails humans with threats of hell fire if humans do not obey.

Where did God come from? Who made God? If God made everything. Who gave God permission to make everything? These are the questions believers of God are often afraid to ask.

All they know and keep telling me is just believe, believe.. when i was a kid my parents had this picture hanging on the wall, picture of An "angel" a (white man) standing on the head of "Satan" (a black man) when i ask why? Why? does that mean a black man, like me, like my father, uncle, brothers are Satans? They could not answer. Because they were brainwashed to believe that Satan is black, angels are white Europeans because that same type of picture was also hanging all over the church they attended at the time, my mother still attend the same church.


Think about it! Think! Do you believe that you and I black men are Satan? And a white man is an angel? This was how christian religion confused my childish brain when i was a child. That picture was banned in Europe few years ago by these same white people because is it racist but that was what my parents and millions of africans believed to be God or angel. milliions of africans still believe that picture in 2024. Picture that portrays God/angel as a racist



One thing i know is when we die then we find out if really God, hell or heaven exists. This part is what believers of God are petrified of they are sooo afraid of dying and not knowing what would happen after death hence they shackle themselves to religion. If anyone including myself claims to know what happens after they die they are deluded and needs their brain examined by a psychiatrist. some of them believe they d end up in paradise paradise built by God and his angels (white men) in the skies.


Millions of Chinese do not worship God or believe in God, does that mean they would all go to hell? In some part of India people worship cows as their God would you call them stupid? In Thailand people do not believe in God you think you are better than them intellectually? Or that they are fools? Only Naigeerians or africans worships the real "God" i guess and only them will go to heaven. the chinese, the Thais and the those Indians would go to hell. Absolute Delusion!

theredaddy:
how am i suppose to make up mind when we are not even sure which planet you belong ... nothing you know

Interesting its now My voodoo, prayers and deliverance .. you can as well tell me its your 1st time hearing God exist

Stop masturbating, no one is forcing anything on you,or do i stand to gain something i am unaware of
I repeat you lack the locus standi to call these beliefs ineffective, next time naa where your eye see reach make your mouth stop. ciao

There is no such thing as God, God doesn't exist. God is just an imaginations in some people's heads.... You Know it all.

You don't know what planet i belong? How disappointing?, you are supposed to know it all. anyway, i fell from the skies. I told you! Isn't it mysterious of me? you believe in things mysterious. remember?

It was your experiences and encounter, so it is your story, voodoo, prayer and deliverance.

some africans likes to blame the failures or accidents in their lives on some bloody voodoo and they die unnecerssarily as a result of their ignorance daily, While in some countries some people jump off buildings just for fun and still survive.


You are very good in making irrelevant derogatory remarks i give you that. forcing what on me? Don't be ridiculous! Do i sound gullible to you? Okay, whatever! keep repeating that your locus standi jargon it would not change a damm thing!


Adios Amigos!

mpires:
Monkey the only place I could ever picture your stinking smelling ass on top of a girl is in a mass grave. Hopefully when you guys start civil war, we can watch your useless brains blown out live. What a beautiful day that would be.

If you can't wait however, I'm willing to put of 1 million naira for someone here to just beat the crap out of you within an inch of your life; broken nose, swollen eyes, cripple you just for my amusement. Any takers? Is not like I don't know who you are, or how I can get you just by going through your history, I've put dogs like you down here on NL it was fun, you're a piece of cake bitch. I'm doing your family a favor, it's not like they know of your existence anyway

Naaa! I will stick my dick in your mouth, your daughters mouths, your sons mouths.

Your mother i will slice her vagina out after raping her. Boil it and eat it for lunch with ketchup and mayonaise.

1 million naira i use to smoke just weed

I live next to your mud hut i am not far from you.

I will show you what a mental patients like me can do.

Remember, i am the autistic and bipolar mental case.


If you are going to come on here to troll, atleast go learn how to spell, write correct English words, sentences, fullstops and use comma.

mpires:
jobless mofo, this is your pathetic life in nairaland in less than for 4yrs. I now understand your frustration with life. But I understand you guys have trains now, can you do your family a favor and jump in front of the next one? Why are you even alive? Do you want me to send you a MAGA hat or you can find a co-idiot to buy you one in that shit hole?

Basically your life starts and ens with nairaland. What are you gonna do when Seun eventually sells NL?

Yes, i am jobless, i don't need to work when i can scam foolish ignorant Democrat Americans out of their dollars. yea, you can keep claiming to be an American on a faceless forum, you know? I am the prince of Jordan.

I am still alive to fork all your kids in ass.

FYI i have been on Nairaland for more than 10 years, get it right! Please!

My life ends on Nairaland, you will start paying me to fork your children and your sisters in the ass when Seun sells Nairaland oh! I forgot! I will fork you in the ass also if you pay me.


You should go back to learning how to spell, write in English, learn how to use comma, fullstop and write the correct words before coming on here to troll.

Marine Gods my butt! Marine God that cannot cure ordinary malaria or provide food for hunger Naigeerian children.

mpires:
That's a comeback for a retard that was born in Nigeria and would spend his pathetic life in Nigeria and die in that shit hole
You must have scraped that cumback from your mother's throat. I understand your mother is a LovePeddler, she didn't even get paid that unfortunate night your father was supposed to have jerked off. NL would have add one less retarded clown.

Yes, you are right!! your mother gave birth to me after Trump raped her... anything else?


Please try writting in correct English, spellings and sentences if you are going to respond. My head hurts trying to read your rubbish.

Thanks!

mpires:
The best part of you obviously ran down your mother's leg

An idiot that we won't even give a 1-week visa is shouting trump is God. My condolences to your parents.

Trump is God!


I would rather go live in Pakistan or Afganistan than Katamala Harris America




Trump 2024!! Now, go slit your wrists..

America has become a shithole, country that claim to be land of the free, they go about lecturing developing countries on good governance and shit, yet this is what they came up with. Pakistan, Afghanistan and Syria has become more moral than America.

mpires:
What a load of crap. What is wrong with all you retarded NL monkeys that won't face your shit hole country, sucking the d1ck of a guy who called your country a shit hole?

It's entertaining how 1diots like you keep having sleepless nights, wishing we would allow the fvcking rapist to get into power again. You think this is Nigeria where your votes don't count? What makes y'all so stup!d? Do you have any idea how many obscene stickers these maga clowns have on their trucks. You're all just some dumb mofos.

Hopefully y'all would get a life come Nov 6th, but feel free to commit suicide when we send that convicted rapist to jail. Bunch of stup1d clowns, I wonder why my government is wasting my taxes, sending you 1diots millions of dollars in aids, while jobless clowns are routing for Russia. You're some pathetic losers.

Trump raped your mother that is why you are foaming in the mouth with frustration. Trump will rape you also soon when he becomes president..

BadBradley:
i didn't read what you wrote beyond the first phrase. Here's why?

People who write in red fonts in a public forum are usually chronic sufferers of attention deficit syndrome, need validation and often feel small.

They are hunted by an internal resident demon of self-insufficiency.

They feel they need to act radically or bizarrely to be noticed and are usually psychotic and irrational.

They are snowflakes and suffer advance stages of perceptual disturbances.

Now get out!!!!

Absolutely! Correct! that red bunch of rubbish reeks of low esteem, lowest IQ ever, inadequate brain cells and morronic.

Ewwwww!! that filty ugily finger nails are enough to poison anyone. Tueh!!

What is all these nonesense! Jobless goons!

mpires:
For a retard that lives in Nigeria, why don't you get on a plane and come vote. Imagining a brain dead Nigeria that has never tasted 24hr hour electricity in his entire life shouting Trump 2024 I thought they said Nigerians are a bunch of smart people, well I guess the smart ones already japa, leaving the f00lish ones like you behind. Pls shout louder, carry a banner, organize a campaign rally in your neighborhood most of you are jobless anyway and fell free to mention just one thing that Trump has added to your pathetic life.

Thank you, anything sensible you would like to add?


Trump is God! Trump 2024!!

Imagine this is Katamala Harris displayed naked on the streets of New York.


The Democrats has really become desparate and like gabbage bin.

They impeach Trump twice, it didn't work, they tried to kill him twice, it didn't work, they tried to accusse him of all kinda nonsense that didn't work either. Now this rubbish is what they could come up with.

If they think this would make Trump lose election then they must be idiots. If anything, this would make me vote for Trump and i am sure there are millions of Americans who would vote for him to for the same reason.


Trump! 2024!!

theredaddy:
when we were kids they tell us bedtime stories, you cant be an adult and not have stories to tell , or did you drop from sky or something

Be rest assure, we are happy tew and great is relative, a boy that as never visited another farm will assert his father farm is the biggest safe journey

Well.. then, why not say it was a story you were told, it would have being believable rather you claimed it happened to you. make your mind up..

You know what? I am going to indulge you for a second this time and say yes! I did fall from the skies. Now, don't tell me you don't believe me, afterall you want me to believe your voodoo stories, prayers and deliverance.


Absolutely, good for you! I glad you are happy, great is relative, so does believes, fantastic! (i knew we would get here in the end) hence i do not need prayers, voodoo, religion nor must i believe anything you claimed to have experienced or encountered. This is exactly what i have being trying to articulate to you.



There you go again! keep making up words that doesn't correlate with or even helps your argument. but yes! you are correct i could use this your same words to describe you.

Man! You are sounding more ridiculous! I am having so much fun with this argument.

theredaddy:
Lolzz, you sound lost and i understand, i dont think there is much of a difference between "Prayer" and "wishes" .. asides prayer has a template ... both are expression of hopes.

So i lied , Bro you tew lie naw or you are afraid it will rather expose your naivety ! remember i said i was once like you

I have never travelled to space, if people that visited space say there is an hotel there, should i be arguing or keep quiet. clearly you live in a white world and here you are talking about a world coated in black and white forget whu i am just stay in your world

Whatever man! Ofcourse, i would sound lost to you, same way you sound ridiculous to me


You may not have lied, as i said, it is your story but i don't have to believe you, Naive on your so called experience and encounter? Well... I can live with that. What did i lie about? I didn't tell any story of any encounter or experience. that would be your department, you are very good at telling stories


I am quite happy in my world. So far i am doing great in my world.


Good! Stay in your world and i will stay in mine. You are the one who brought world into it.

theredaddy:
Bro ! i dont know why you feel you are clever, or you are waiting for me to tell you that shoe is bigger than you


why Billionaire, does it mean you dont have any "simple wish" ... are there no days you wish your team is as good as arsenal

Get down from your high pony, not forcing anything on you instead take correction, you cant posit something is "ineffective' without an encounter or test .

Learn to stay out of some topic, esp. ones outside your world

It is nothing to do with been clever.

I am afraid i don't understand what "shoe is bigger" terms. Try and be simple with your assertions, i am ignorant of some of the words and phrases you use.


Yes, i have simple wishes, but we are not disputing wishes, the topic was about prayer and deliverance.


High pony? you lost me here. Correction from what? Your encounter or experience? Without proofs?

You told me the story of your encounter and experience and you want me to just believe it? who else witnessed your encounter apart from you?


Now, you are been ridiculous, telling me to stay out of topics on a faceless public forum, who da hell are you to tell me what topic to stay on or out?

Maybe you need to come into my world.

theredaddy:
Bro i am a full adult, i can discern even from half words.
ALOL ! not surprise, i can accept you dont pray but not having a "wish".. just tell me you dont breath

Life is about experiences, from all said you have no locus standi to postulate faith or voodoo is ineffective without an "encounter"
You are entitle to your opinion as long it is a reservation and not disseminate as fact

Okay, i don't breath! If that makes it simpler to suit your enterpretations.


I gave you an example of wishes in the context i meant. " i Wish i am a bllionaire" you still pretended not to comprehend it.


I don't intend to experience voodoo, i am not interested, i will never be interested. There are so many things on earth one must not experience or have an ecounter with to know that they are not effective or true. Remember, your said encounter was your encounter, your story and your experience. no one else was present to confirm your experience or encounter, no proof! However i surscribe to faith but not religious fate or some other made up entity like prayer, so many people on earth are not religious, do not pray i am sure, and they still manages to exist and achieve their lives dreams.


Yes, i am entitled to my opinion, so are you. I am also entitled not to agree with your opinion.


If you believe that these women would deliver their cheating husbands from their infidelities by praying then, i rest my case

theredaddy:
Base on your views you are not in position to assert whats "effective" or as it being tried on you nd it did not work, if you are not religious @least be scientific,

lolzz, i was just like you then very naive, i didnt even believe anything until i tried it, with the doubts in my head that day e reach make nothing happen
i am Lmao here, you sound tew elite to be a Nigeria , if your JT works with other gurlz but ED with just one ... does that sound like a health issue or sumtin to ask a doctor education aside think
what made you think she is the 1st gurl to wear bead around me ..


Every human is gullible, we are all gullible to sumtin including you, for some it might be religion, spouse, or maybe children,
let me remind you the whites scammed africans 1st

You dont pray , You dont have wishes, bro it depict you are just being insincere here, i wont be surprise if you say yu no dey mess

on several occassion i have wished nepa restore light and nepa did , i have prayed about things nd i got results, doesnt have to happen always or 100%.
when i see elite like you i just laugh, believe whatever but dont tell us life is all "white"

Okay, if you say so, i still don't believe, there is no need for me to keep on waffling.


I don't remember telling you life is all "white" you have the habit of enterpreting my words to suit you or deliberately misunderstanding my words.

I don't know what "mess" means. i repeat, i don't pray and i don't wish, believe it or not.

I am not naive, you may have been naive but i am not. You and I are not the same, i have my own mind, you have yours.

I will leave you with, believe what you like. I don't have
to believe what you believe.

Ciao!

theredaddy:
How do you know its not effective, its not just about feigning educated and janded ... even science is practical

i once dated a gurl that was just billing me, if i wan nack her my JT no go rise until i was instructed to cut her waist bead ... that was how i won
i laugh at guyz like you, even the whites you are trying so hard to live like, you see them at synanguoe, osun festival and other festivals worshipping.

Bro just because you have not witness something does not negate its existence, you dont believe in prayers but you have wishes rite

Well.. i don't believe it is effective, just like you believe it is effective. Believes are relative. You believe what you want, i believe what i want. Science is practical yes!


Well... You believe that the beads were the problem, so in your head it worked. It could have been that you were nervous or a clear case of anxiety. you should have seek a medical doctors advice rather in your head you already believes it was the beads. I laugh at you also for this mindset.

I don't remember telling you that i am trying hard to live like white people, you are putting words into my mouth.

You think white people are not gullible? Better think again, white people are more gullible than africans, why do you think it is easy for NIgeerians to scam white people online and on social media?

No, i don't believe in prayers and i don't make wishes, wishes are just wishes. I wished i could become a billionaire, now wait a minute ............ Well.. i am still not billionaire. that is what happens when people make wishes.

theredaddy:
Bro chillaz, outside religion there is brainwashing as well,
Asides from nature, imagine a man tied down by kayamatra or you dont know fetish/ voodoo exist ,what can save these category of men if not deliverance.

Men are polygamous in nature but in some cases men cheating require prayers to save them from fetish mistress
wo!! lets put big grammar aside their is nothing prayer can not do

Yes, outside religion there are plenty brainwashing.

Naa! Those things are not effective, infact, voodoo and fetish, as you call them, are just like religious brainwashing. Some people believe in them religiously

There is no cheating that requires prayers, i don't believe that anyway..


Some people believe there is nothing prayer cannot do just like these women. I don't believe in prayers.

Lordbinsmar:
Correct somebody.

The earlier African women accept the reality the better for them

Cheers! As i said, it is nature! Out with the old, in with the new.

Lordbinsmar:
Alaye, stop all this rubbish. naa Oyinbo pipu shove the stupid idea of one man one wife in your throat. Same way they are propagating the ideas of homosexual and lgbtq.

Tell me the reason why oyinbo go forbid your men from marry more than one wife and tell you your male child can turn to female, female child to male, human being can marry tree or house, man can nack man, woman can marry woman.

African women, please learn to use your brain. It is in our culture and tradition as African that a man can marry as many wifes as possible so far he will be responsible for them, and a woman must always be loyal to one man unless she is been maltreated or assaulted.

Please stop all the yeye oyinbo ideology, travelling abroad has opened my eyes to all the propaganda and hypocrisy of oyinbo.

Absolutely! And the ptactise of one african man marrying several wives was not a problem when our ancestors did it, till white people came up with their one man one wife bullshit. Women were happy marrying into polygamous marriages. More families, more children, more farmlands, more cattles, Goats, plenty yam, corn,cassava palm wine,. african man were recognised by how many wives, children,farmlands and yam in his barn, how many mouths he can feed.

As you said, now, they are trying to shove down our throats, gay marriages. But hyporcritically telling us one man one wife is wrong..

theredaddy:
. Are you implying its only religious women there husbands cheat, is beyonce smelly, old, fat with saggy tits or did jazzy not cheat

did annie idibia carry church for head, or despite chioma sumptous body did broda david not cheat ...
is their really a problem as to why we men cheat or we are just living our lives, besides cheating is a unisex thing Men just accept there flaws more than women do

Yea, but these women you mentioned are not going to pastors gullibly Praying and seeking to deliver their husbands from cheating.


As i said, it is nature regardless of how beautiful a woman may look, it wouldn't stop her husband from cheating. The problem with these brainwashed religious women is that they believe their husbands can be delivered from nature (cheating) with a younger better looking women than their wives.

Both of them are crooks.

Crooked bald head! Peddler of false hopes and miracles. Tiff!

This old man must be the most, stupid, foolish and idiotic Naigerrian ever.