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Christianity Etc › Re: Can A Christian Couple Have MouthAction? Is It A Sin In Marriage? by Calitoscassius(m): 8:44am On Oct 06, 2024
Since when has religion become sex therapist? Well.. maybe since people started having sex in a house called church. grin grin grin church is just a building afterall, just like nightclub, resturant, beer house, Pub and hotel.
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Tell Us Not To Judge Or People Misunderstood Him? by Calitoscassius(m): 8:40am On Oct 06, 2024
Jesus never told anyone anything, Jesus never existed Jesus is a bloody scam to fool africans.
Christianity Etc › Re: Testimony Time! What Has God Done For You? by Calitoscassius(m): 8:38am On Oct 06, 2024
God do not do anything for anyone, God doesn't exist, if you believe God did something for you it is all in your imaginations. God is just an imagination in people's heads.

If really God can do something for people, well... I dare God to come and wash my cloths, clean my house and drink beer with me.. that's all i want from God, i am sure it is not too much to ask from the so called Great God. grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Man Stabs Pregnant Wife, Sets Body Ablaze Months After Wedding by Calitoscassius(m): 8:28am On Oct 06, 2024
Kachi1194:
Forget mental health and the mother inlaw taking him to church for deliverance, he might be right on what he was saying, the only thing that should have been done is to take the wife away and do some DNA test after delivery.
Yes, he may have been right, if he suspected they should have investigated his claims. Deliverance doesn't exist. Clearly it didn't work. He could also has mental illness from the way he handled the situation.
Crime › Re: Man Stabs Pregnant Wife, Sets Body Ablaze Months After Wedding by Calitoscassius(m): 8:25am On Oct 06, 2024
The guy is clearly a paranoid schizo. He couldn't cope with his so called pregnant wife. Not every man must have a wife or marry. He couldn't see himself living with a pregnant woman or even rasiing a baby.


He was takan to church for deliverance? grin grin grin grin Typical african mentality, well... Clearly the deliverance didn't work, it made him worse. Poor woman, lost her life.


There are no such thing as deliverance, it doesn't exist, what he needed was medications for his mental illness or just lock him up in a mental institution for a long time.

But hang on, he may be right that his wife slept with his brother, that the pregnancy was not his. I wonder why the church couldn't find out if his wife was cheating during their nonesense deliverance. undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: CAN Directs Lord’s Chosen To Vet Testimonies Before Presentation by Calitoscassius(m): 7:50am On Oct 06, 2024
Scammer pastors and churches, all of them are scams.
Christianity Etc › Re: ‘Bishops Musn’t Die Of Hunger’, Adeboye Defends Rolls Royce Gift To Oyedepo by Calitoscassius(m): 7:34am On Oct 06, 2024
Scammer supporting his fellow scammer. Peddlers of false hopes and miracles.


They preach to their poor gullible worshippers that their rewards are in "heaven" yet themselves the pastors do not even believe that heaven exist.
Crime › Re: 22-Year-Old Yahoo Boy And 19-Year-Old Girlfriend Burnt To Death By Friends by Calitoscassius(m): 8:51pm On Oct 05, 2024
Rebuke:
I know yhur heart aches, no need to pretend, yhu trolled the wrong person and yhu got served.
Now, run with yhur tail in-between yhur legs and never ever try shit with me again.

Yhu are just a piece of rotten cake, even ants won't come near yhu because yhu stink. Be happy yhu got the attention yhu have been craving...

Classless, senseless, useless nincompoop. A mosquito that thinks himself a bird. Yhu are gonna learn in a hard way. I have all the infor I need about yhu already, if dem born yhu well, try shit with me another day. I will teach yhu real trolling on the social platforms where yhu have a face.

Yhu can now enjoy the rest of yhur night, soaking yhur pillows with tears grin

Yap, I am done with yhu tongue
You don't know shit!! Me run? Come on! I thought you have my time. Come on man don't run away.

Come! i have not told you how your father licked my dicck last night.


You talk too much!


Come let's do this shit!! I am not done with you!


Morron!
Crime › Re: 22-Year-Old Yahoo Boy And 19-Year-Old Girlfriend Burnt To Death By Friends by Calitoscassius(m): 8:42pm On Oct 05, 2024
[quote author=Rebuke post=132303013][/quote]Come on! write something!! Don't use pictures, i want to know what goes on in your cone head. grin
Crime › Re: 22-Year-Old Yahoo Boy And 19-Year-Old Girlfriend Burnt To Death By Friends by Calitoscassius(m): 8:39pm On Oct 05, 2024
Rebuke:
Douglas, incase yhu are running of data, don't hesitate to let me know, I will sub yhu to finish what yhu started, maniac.
Okay, i will tell you when i do run outta data, now let's continue! You forking morron!
Crime › Re: 22-Year-Old Yahoo Boy And 19-Year-Old Girlfriend Burnt To Death By Friends by Calitoscassius(m): 8:33pm On Oct 05, 2024
Rebuke:
Lol. No, relax doglas, yhu are beginning to reveal so much already.

Yhu mean as a son of a bitch, yhu still get drilled in the ass? What a double wahala for a doglas like yhu.
Well, I am sure yhu never left the shores of Nigeria, clearly the person drilling yhur buthole can't be anyone I know. Yhu see why we can't in any way be related? A confused bunch of silly entities cheesy
Yes, i am revealing so much, Ask your father he will tell you how he has been paying me to iick my ass every night.


What has leaving the shores of Naigeeria got to do with your father forking my ass? :- it doesn't matter where i am your father will still find my ass, that is how much he loves my ass. grin grin grin grin


You and I are related, don't deny me now.
Crime › Re: 22-Year-Old Yahoo Boy And 19-Year-Old Girlfriend Burnt To Death By Friends by Calitoscassius(m): 8:26pm On Oct 05, 2024
Rebuke:
Na, that's the implication I talked about. A son of a thousand dogs will always think others were born of dogs. Yhu are just in a class of yhu own! Senseless, mumu were no dey shame.
Oh!! Finally you recognised the implications, grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Your father is one of the thousand Dogs.. why do you keep repeating the same rubbish?


Thank you! I am glad you worked out it out! Shame? Why? I am proud to be born by your father the Dog. grin grin grin
Crime › Re: 22-Year-Old Yahoo Boy And 19-Year-Old Girlfriend Burnt To Death By Friends by Calitoscassius(m): 8:19pm On Oct 05, 2024
Rebuke:
Yhu don't have my time suddenly? No, yhu must be joking. Everyone knows yhu are jobless, classless and useless.
When did i ever told you i have your time? How the fork did you came to such conclusion? Morron!

Yes, i am jobless but i get paid by your father to fork my ass. grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: 22-Year-Old Yahoo Boy And 19-Year-Old Girlfriend Burnt To Death By Friends by Calitoscassius(m): 8:15pm On Oct 05, 2024
Rebuke:
Douglas, everyone weren't born of a dog🐕

I am happy yhu admitted yhur mother is nothing but a hoe, who sleeps around for money.

Unfortunately, when no human considered her worthy of getting laid, they started paying her to sleep with dogs. Only if she knew she was getting into a mess of bringing a senseless dog like yhu into the universe.
Correct! Everyone wasn't born of a Dog, but you and I were born of a Dog.

Yes, she is a hoe paid by your Father the Dog to lick her ass! While you watch.
Crime › Re: 22-Year-Old Yahoo Boy And 19-Year-Old Girlfriend Burnt To Death By Friends by Calitoscassius(m): 8:11pm On Oct 05, 2024
Rebuke:
But wait, yhur mama no try o. It's sad yhu have to live the rest of yhur life thinking everyone was born of a dog🐶

Vagabond, yhu must know my username by force. Next time yhu wanna quote anyone to vomit rubbish, yhu will think twice. Yhu son of a thousand dogs undecided
Your father is the Dog that gave birth to me.


Fork you and your username! Get on with it!! You brother of a Dog!!
Crime › Re: 22-Year-Old Yahoo Boy And 19-Year-Old Girlfriend Burnt To Death By Friends by Calitoscassius(m): 8:07pm On Oct 05, 2024
Rebuke:
What a mistaken identity! I can never be part of an immoral family. Please, go yhur way o!

Yhur mama slept with many dogs that we don't even know which one was responsible for yhur birth. Douglas, doglas grin grin

I have yhur time. I am here, keep it coming...doglas
Come on! Man! grin grin grin don't pretend you didn't witness your father licking my mother's ass You and i are family..


I don't have your time, but hey!! Who gives a shit? grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: 22-Year-Old Yahoo Boy And 19-Year-Old Girlfriend Burnt To Death By Friends by Calitoscassius(m): 8:04pm On Oct 05, 2024
Rebuke:
Finally, yhu had to just admit yhur are not so lucky to have a father. Don't worry, I will ask Usman if the last dog yhur mumu mother slept with is still alive, we can try a DNA to finally know what breed of dog scored the goal cheesy
Naaa! I don't need a father, it is an attention seeking morron like you who needs father.


No need to ask Usman, the Dog my mother slept with was your father, can you not notice? That you and I are no different? grin
Crime › Re: 22-Year-Old Yahoo Boy And 19-Year-Old Girlfriend Burnt To Death By Friends by Calitoscassius(m): 8:00pm On Oct 05, 2024
Rebuke:
Oh, okay then. I will give yhu the address to her grave. Make sure yhu go there to try yhur luck!

grin grin ;

Unfortunately, yhur mother is not worth asking for. Who knows if the dog she last slept with was what lead to yhur existence?
Not really... She will enjoy your company very much, that Dog she slept with was your father. It turned out, your father gave birth to me
Crime › Re: 22-Year-Old Yahoo Boy And 19-Year-Old Girlfriend Burnt To Death By Friends by Calitoscassius(m): 7:57pm On Oct 05, 2024
Rebuke:
I am glad yhu admit I have a father. What about a son of a thousand fathers like yhu? Na, yhu were so deprived of fatherly love that yhu think everyone is like yhurself.
Good! Go look for him, i am not your father..


You are correct, i shot my father in the head, he died not long ago. How do you think i recognised your attention deficiency? Perhaps you should shoot your father dead like i shot mine. grin grin grin trust me, you will feel better after. grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: 22-Year-Old Yahoo Boy And 19-Year-Old Girlfriend Burnt To Death By Friends by Calitoscassius(m): 7:52pm On Oct 05, 2024
Rebuke:
Take it from me, yhu are slow! I finally let yhu dance naked in the market. Worthless soul.
I will dance naked in the market bring your mother to join me, grin grin grin grin i am sure i and her will enjoy dancing naked.
Crime › Re: 22-Year-Old Yahoo Boy And 19-Year-Old Girlfriend Burnt To Death By Friends by Calitoscassius(m): 7:48pm On Oct 05, 2024
Rebuke:
I am now very ashamed of the man yhu turned out to be; lower in every dimension than I've even envisaged.
Next time, try to come back harder and reasonable than yhu just did.

Mosquito, who the hell is decieving yhu this much to start thinking yhurself a bird? shocked
Yhu are nothing but just a prat, mr. Nincompoop.

I doubt yhu even know what it means to seek an attention because that's exactly what yhu have been doing, mentioning me up and down.

Yhu obviously don't know using so much emojis -already shows yhu are nothing but an attention seeker.

Shameless old man, go and take a shower......yhu stinky inutile soul.
You had to quote me twice? grin grin weirdo! You have proven to not have had your father hug you much as i suspected. grin grin i am not your father go look for your old man.


Here are some more emojis grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Yea, yhu wished i am an old man. grin grin grin older than your bloody father grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: 22-Year-Old Yahoo Boy And 19-Year-Old Girlfriend Burnt To Death By Friends by Calitoscassius(m): 7:36pm On Oct 05, 2024
Rebuke:
To think you are even trying to correct someone’s wrong spelling, yet filling everywhere with emojis like a kindergartener—what moral right do you have to think you can correct somebody? Your post is so disgusting and portrays you as nothing but an attention-hungry soul.

Yhu are so so shameless, gosh!
I never tried to correct you, i called "yhu" stupid and morronic rather, why would I correct you? Morrons do not take corrections. grin evidently, being a morron suits you fine, so continue with your forking "yhu"

I can use as many emojis as i damm well want grin grin they are here to be used. "yhu" should tried it. grin cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin i am glad you noticed the emojis, here are some more grin grin grin grin grin grin grin to irritate your dumb ass! grin grin grin. grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy good isn't it? cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin "yhu" morron!
Politics › Re: How Wike Was Introduced Into Politics by Calitoscassius(m): 2:50pm On Oct 05, 2024
Salewa97:
Wike, the man who can never be intimidated by anyone.

Wike, the man who don't take nonsense from anyone.

Wike, the man who love to do things his own way.

Wike, the man who loves to work without distraction

Wike, the current minister of FCT
But Wike is not invincible.
Politics › Re: You Will Be My Distraction: Natasha Akpoti On Why A Big Man Couldn't Employ Her by Calitoscassius(m): 2:15pm On Oct 05, 2024
diamond68:
she will do well for kogi people grin
Oooh! Ookay!! grin grin grin now i get it! grin grin


You funny bunny! grin
Politics › Re: You Will Be My Distraction: Natasha Akpoti On Why A Big Man Couldn't Employ Her by Calitoscassius(m): 2:04pm On Oct 05, 2024
diamond68:
hehe lets just say she is square peg in square hole. she would do mighty works but not by her own might grin grin
I am more confused than i was before now.. grin
Politics › Re: You Will Be My Distraction: Natasha Akpoti On Why A Big Man Couldn't Employ Her by Calitoscassius(m): 2:01pm On Oct 05, 2024
diamond68:
oh i see. makes sense. ukraine is the black sea and kogi the bifurcation of the great rivers is a form of black sea. so this woman is a portal of transition of the ages. the fall of the west and the rise of the southern hemisphere. she is going to be spiritually abducted by alien angels and would be used to transition kogi out of spiritual bondage and stagnation
Huh?! undecided you lost me grin
Politics › Re: You Will Be My Distraction: Natasha Akpoti On Why A Big Man Couldn't Employ Her by Calitoscassius(m): 1:58pm On Oct 05, 2024
Mindlog:
Then you should be awarded the Nobel Prize for outstanding exploit in sex with prostitutes across continents...being addicted to prostitutes is not a crime, live your life to the full.😂😂😂
I will take the award gladly thank you!

I enjoy prostitutes! i am addicted to them yes!




Cheers! grin grin
Properties › Re: The First Upside Down House In Lagos (Photos, Video) by Calitoscassius(m): 1:46pm On Oct 05, 2024
aylipple:
I've a stalker, an admirer even😂😂😂 or how else would you know I'm "obsessed" with Lagos you psychopath if you haven't been wanking to my posts/comments on NL, you deliquent juvenile!

Anyways, feel free to quote me again like you did before now and cry more of those tears: cry me some more even as I now have to ignore your sorry ass....
Yes, i am stalking your forking ass! Be careful i might fork you from behind! What a morron! grin it is clear you wished you lived in Lagos the way you overhype that shithole! Did you know that some of us owns property in that poo hole but wouldn't live there? Admire? grin grin yea forking right! Keep dreaming!


Yes, i have been waking on your bloody ass! Would you like to watch? Next i will fork your mother. grin


Ofcourse, i will quote you, i have nothing better to do this saturday afternoon, atleast i am here to give your dumb ass a nightmares.
Crime › Re: 22-Year-Old Yahoo Boy And 19-Year-Old Girlfriend Burnt To Death By Friends by Calitoscassius(m): 1:37pm On Oct 05, 2024
Rebuke:
Says an insensate man. Let me ask yhu again, why are yhu so pained?
Stop rating yhurself too high, Mr. man. Who wants to share a space with nincompoop like yhu? undecided undecided
Yhu stink man undecided undecided
More rubbish! I am pained to come across a morron like you on here, i have come across few morrons but yours is on an epic level grin

Yes, we know you can spell "you" but why carry on being a morron by using "yhu" i fail to understand, is it an attention seeking thing for you? Or what? grin did your father not hug you much? grin grin or is it a way to make your presence here known? Well.. yes! You have being noticed. grin grin

What a child you are. Atention deficiency syndrome that is what you are suffering from grin
Politics › Re: You Will Be My Distraction: Natasha Akpoti On Why A Big Man Couldn't Employ Her by Calitoscassius(m): 1:30pm On Oct 05, 2024
diamond68:
she is from ukraine ?
Yes, she is half Ukrainian half Naigeerian. Her father is Naigeerian and mother Ukranian.
Politics › Re: You Will Be My Distraction: Natasha Akpoti On Why A Big Man Couldn't Employ Her by Calitoscassius(m): 10:15am On Oct 05, 2024
Mindlog:
Was prostituting alongside your mum, I guess...Both were prostituting abroad but she was smarter enough to enrol and graduate with a MBA in Oil and Gas Management from the University of Dundee, Scotland. cheesy cheesy

Don't take it personal, to tag person ashewo no dey hard you as na another person mama you tagged one.😂😂😂😂
So what? I have forked more classy and well educated prostitutes in Miami, Amsterdam, London SOHO and Thailand, a prostitute can also be a graduate, even a doctor can be a hoe still as long as one can afford them, some of them even do it just for the fun of it.

Nothing wrong with prostitutes, infact, i trust prostitutes more than these so called "girlfriends' or "wives"

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