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surpriseMe:
choi mercy have mercy fa...

Only the Lord can have mercy! But if u beat justifiedcoyy for me, I will reconsider opening ur kitchen *wink*

justifiedcoyy:
My own fight is not E-fight fa have u heard of F-FIGHT

Edakun, worris F-FIGHT Ayam not understanding.

justifiedcoyy:
Baby, I can not gree o. u have to allow me disturb ur sleep if u knw say na joke u dey.

Until den, fyt just start between us

Thou wants to awaken the lioness. Ah dun joke with my sleep o, my E-roar will make you back down from the fight.

justifiedcoyy:
Baby, iyaf not reach like thatsomeone can not even joke with you

Aha! Beht we were joking fa! U know ah cannot harm you

surpriseMe:
Lol No na Egypt im hungry sef..

Kitchen yaf close... No night food for you.

justifiedcoyy:
e don reach like that
Biko, wetin I carry wetin u throw fa

Lol... U threatened my sleep na, I had to defend the sleep.

justifiedcoyy:
e don reach like that
Biko, wetin I carry wetin u throw fa

Lol... U threatened my sleep na, I had to defend the sleep.

surpriseMe:
Lol haba time never go na.. is 8:32 pm here..

Oh my bad! I have forgotten you are currently in Somalia

surpriseMe:
Lol Amen dearie

God af catch you... Now, u have join d night crawling club

y0rmee:
I feel like repenting all my sins right now... on top this NYSC issue.


Make my prayer for Oyo posting just answer fa!


#soberMood

Hehehe! Na today day break Oya kneel down, lemme pray for you.

surpriseMe:
Very funny have not started nada till dis week sha...I pray prizes don't skyrocket too much..

Hehehe... For ur sake it will cloudrocket infact.

surpriseMe:
ur just so funny unnoticeably choi! hope u prepping for camp well? cos harmattan is here o

I dun af a choice o... I'm prepping as well as I can, how's your prep?

surpriseMe:
try me! *wink*

In supreme court? *wink*

surpriseMe:
See ur teeth them....I'm sure u will be fine....

You canna be sooooo sure

surpriseMe:
Lol it might not feel that way na...u ehn!

What I do fa?

mightyleks:
Like when d bush meat catch the hunter

inevitable can happen

Lol...you are right. But na joke I dey o.

sonymax16:
Just wanted to drive home a point, ur father being stern will change his countenance when he sees someone that has the money come to see his daughter.

Lol... I hear you, boss.

surpriseMe:
Anything he wants...I'm down...so far is not in vain...*wink*

Lol... Kontinu deceiving yaself o

sonymax16:
He will sha treat me well the way he treats his visitors........ though i will be treated specially like a son-inlaw

Which of his daughters are you engaged to?

surpriseMe:
No wahala na..imma show him masef make him check every chapter of me cos I ain't gat no stain *Smiles*

You wee dab for him?

y0rmee:
Rara! Zee world ni!

Lol... Awon shah rukh Khan fan!

surpriseMe:
u look like the Telemudo type...ryt?

I didna know my look has a type o Telemudo? I lose interest too quickly. Korean movie? I can forgo only afternoon food for it

surpriseMe:
Lol then I have to grow claws o...

Haba tori kini? Na joke I dey!

surpriseMe:
he kuku knows how some guys are esp dis days lyk Hungry wolves...abeg mk he stare sternly o.

Lol... I ll tell him to keep on staring sternly, surprise me says so. But then, he go won know who you be :-

y0rmee:
weed nko?

Lol... No sir! He doesn't smoke.

y0rmee:
Na to pass through window na!

no be ordinary I dey watch Hollywood fa!

Oshey lord of the window! You cannot watch korean movies ni?

mightyleks:
Stern stare to protect prey from PREDATORS

What if I'm the PREDATOR? *big grin*

sonymax16:
Babe forget that thing. If i come ur papa house with bullet proof G-wagon,say i wan see u, na ur papa go open door invite me come sitting room, offer me kolanut, order u make u enter kitchen prepare something for me.

Lol... He doesn't eat kola, so you aint gonna be offered any kolanut.

surpriseMe:
I would have swing by and cast ur boring day to the winds and no worries abt ur dad stern stare...But........its late..

Thanks for the thought.

surpriseMe:
Lol that stern stare tho!! dad just being protective..

Yimu... Is he the first to have only two female children?

surpriseMe:
Lolz Eeyah u the only one at home?

No o! But it would be better if I was the only one. Erryone just minding their business.

y0rmee:
Shey I shu come ofa?

If you can withstand my dad's stern stare... Sure, come ofa.