₦airaland Forum

QueenVina:
I believe its fake..... U people cannot come and gimme hbp now ooo

Don't mind them... All these children of Delilah *smh*

sharliz:
lol

Online mummy of justified coy

surpriseMe:
pls ignore...those news are false..I got an uncle working at Nysc..he is an Nysc official..he said ignore any fake news online dat orientation is 24th of Nov.

Glory be to God *rolling on the floor* I was already thinking about the distressing news.
But wait o! According to the TT orientation date is 24th of nov?

mightyleks:
can't see it clearly with this fone kindly summarize wats there

It says NYSC deeply regrets to announce the indefinite postponement of Batch B 2016.

sharliz:
haaaa its a taboo in our family to reject a child in d mumz face... d child face can become crooked

Lol... U r kidding jor!

surpriseMe:
yea I know that feeling.. I feel ur lovable and always lively.. keep it up gurl..don't let her keep making dat stern face at u all the time o.

Thank you, sir... I ll try to repent soon

surpriseMe:
hmm sounds lyk u love ur mom dat much..are u d only one? or u've other siblings?

I don't disturb her out of love, but it's fun watching her pull a stern face when i don't do what i know i'm supposed to do... I have one elder sis.

showgolee:
The other way round ni

lol... Then you are the fire?

surpriseMe:
Lol mercy u are just funny chai ur never boring...im feeling u dear..so what thrills u?

Disturbing my mom thrills me anytime, any day, every year

sharliz:
ahn ahn plz give my son a chance now n I promise justifiedcoyy is a kul boy ooo

Mama justifiedcoy, i'm sure he is a cool boy, but i'm off the market. Thanks for the vote of confidence.

surpriseMe:
I just did..Arsenal won...I'm glad they did..are u a football fan too?

unfortunately, i can't say if i'm a football fan cuz i'm not particularly thrilled by a match, but i watch once in a green moon

showgolee:
I know you'd reject anybody just for me

Jesu! Should i say from 'frying pan to fire?:p

justifiedcoyy:
Elephant grass dem dey reject marriage proposal?

Lol

Mum (Sharliz) com and see dem reject ur son in public o

huh Why u nau calling her na? U want her to bulldoze me?

justifiedcoyy:
It is u


Callmemercy






Will



U




Marry



Me

i can see you have graduated to taking elephant grass:p. Answer to your question: thank you; but no, thank you.

showgolee:
About the camp? I really don't know ve not been there before....tho its fun and challenging at the same time
Me personally just don't want to move out from my comfort zone/work area

oh alright... I understand your point of view.

justifiedcoyy:
u re hurting me

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It cannot be me fa!

surpriseMe:
Gbam! I will..

Aren't you watching the football match?

sharliz:
yea af got some corrective doses for him.. wud give him well

chai! I already feel sorry for him.

sharliz:
Haaaa... if he doesn't eat for 2hrs his eyes wud start turning not to talk of 3 days his eyes wud fall of its socket.. a day wud do

lwkm! U know the best for him.

sharliz:
I will discipline him for u

*kneels down* thank you, ma. U can starve him for 3 days n 3 nights

surpriseMe:
yea u right..imma try it out.

lemme know the feedback when you do

showgolee:
Lagos, eko ile

anything special about d camp?

justifiedcoyy:
U don join her to son-zone me I go kuku suck. That's all that matters

Yimurization... Happy dreaming.

justifiedcoyy:
Callmemercy I saw ur mention o..na me.be frog weed abi wetin? I go show u pepper.

bell pepper or chili pepper?? Sharliz, caman see ur son o

showgolee:
You already know
Only me tho

why the frown? I don't know o, i'm not omniscient:p. Btw! U were vouching for ogun state right?

showgolee:
Hey hey chai, no just go there @al

where are you both going to

surpriseMe:
really? wow that's kinda weird..is more lyk taking pap with bread..nice.

weird?? U dunno what ya missing... Just try it out. Besides, being weird is fun.

showgolee:
Ooh I forgot, you don't want 'them' to know what we're up to abi Oya no vex, I'm in the other room waiting Candle lit already

I am not understanding, what are we up to Are you woli jah rastafa?

mightyleks:
i don't like bread and egg will rather it yam and egg. i prefer beans and bread, fish stew, indomie and moin moin

omo! Let's rub minds!!! I haven't tried moi moi n indomie o. How's it like?

y0rmee:
Una go jus dey lie ontop person head anyhow



Callmemercy, can I migrate my highly esteemed residence to your other magnificently adorned room jawe?

huh! *dumbstruck* Who magnificently adorned the room?

surpriseMe:
Lol me too I'm just trying..I said don't be vexed with me dat unsliced bread is what I like.

oh! Biko, just stick to english or pidgin

showgolee:
the real other room

my backyard