₦airaland Forum

coyy:
Ehn.. I no give u my strength again.. call someone else

Ehen...its laidat now? *brings out phone n dials Nysc hotline* I wee remove ur school from the list.

skoloppy31:
why pretend what you know you aint,show ur truself..who go stay go stay and who go run go run

True talk... U deserve a million gbosa for this truth

skoloppy31:
you are welcome, though am not perfect nor gentle....lets say am just in the right place at the right time

Awwww...he's being modest.

coyy:
Na by force? Kuku pay me in pounds.. 1000pounds

Na by force, its durham I have

[quote author=skoloppy31 post=49136585][/quote]Thank you.. See perfect gentleman.

coyy:
dollar Don do. Durham go too exoensive

U must collect durham

coyy:
PAy me in dollars.. 1000 usd

I don laugh fall off bed! Lol! Issnor only dollars, u dun want durham?

coyy:
I am too selfish to share. only if u wan buy

How much? Two cowries?

coyy:
which one u want make me dey use? Biko, receive from God

U cannot share abi?

coyy:
receive strength for more rumours In Jesus name

Lool...dash me ur strength, biko

Dream2:
Just thinking,let's discuss this timetable of a thing oo.
A lot of rumours being peddled about the date NYSC will release timetable,but dem neva come out to deny all doz rumours nigba yen,ok.
Now that the rumour of 8th of this month strive,they issued a statement to debunk it..........just thinking.
Now let's look at it in a telescopic way,LOL,grab your telescope ooo.
Why is it that NYSC debunked the date of 8th of all the rumours of dates?
Does that mean the rumour is actually true?
Put on ya thinking cap jor,oya hw u see am?

Coyy

Y0rme

Chiefojiji

Chumaster

Abbie

Froshpapie

Callmemercy

Dottune

And other GL members.

I dun af telescope sha. Honestly, this Nysc issue of rumored date is tiring.

Dream2:
Hehe,see as she spoil show for me,issoryt.

Which show? [quote author=Dream2 post=49125761]

Dream2:
Ameen,i knew it that one female moniker will pray for me today and so the vision has been fulfilled.
But the 'Cold weather goal' got my attention ooo,puleezzz,can i score the GOAL?

The goal has already been scored by yormee apparently. He opened the 1000 page

Dream2:
I am less concern about timetable(long overdue)my main priority now is the 1000page,hehehehe.
Am tipping this monikers for the title "Lion" of Graceland,Yes,na my title but i need a companion.


Male Monikers:

Chiefojiji


Yormee


Danemenike


Coyy


Ibroh22(Dude might come out of oblivion to carry the day)


Iyke1989(Blad)


LordTrailz(Bladder)



Female Monikers:


Rebekkah(I won't be surprise if she hit the spot)


Callmemercy(She might hit it unknowingly to her)


Abbie(The queen of this thread,Yea,she's the first female moniker back then)


I being the umpire,the rules are:


*No unnecessary posts*


*No derogatory words among the contestants,do so and hehehehehehehehe,i go ban you for 100years*


In Crixus voice*Capua,shall we begin?

Omigosh! Cold weather goal: to hit the 1000 page *dancing* @Dream2, u r blessed.

chumaster:
noo, it can never be

lol...but it can be solely yours *wink*

Dottune:
Lol I am calm, I'm just saying it wouldn't be finny at all

lol...it would all work out for ur good

Dottune:
I sure do, because they won't like to run mad, since 2015 October

lwkm! How many people wantu run mad? I dont think that kinda curse affects them. Calm down o

Dream2:
LOL,can't stop laughing o,well am not always on NL,lemme not bother to ask you what prompt the question.
Well,i don't serve any boss,am the boss of myself as am an artisan,so i am online today simply because here in Ondo city,they're celebrating Ogun festival for today and tomorrow,so i as a person decided to stay at home inorder not to get entangle in "buying of dogs"of a thing as my work is a typical metal/engine one and i am a muslim.
Hope you get my point?

oh yes i do...its reasonable too, staying indoors.

Dottune:
Yes don't mind them, they like dying minute something

Lol... It can be very annoying. Just have faith.

Dream2:
Tch!!! Tch!!! Tch!!! I heard you loud and clear.

hehe...beht are you always on NL?

Dottune:
Ok, I could probably drop by when my schools starts their own mobilization

I hear you...your school is yet to commence mobilization?

chumaster:
you can't describe it? Na jungle

yes! Is it ur jungle

Dream2:
Bwahahahaha@protruding belly.don't worry you will get there.

get there? Yea....right. In my marriage years.

Dottune:
Ehn ehn before Ifo, hope it is not Pakoto. I schooled in Abeokuta (Funaab) so I'm a little bit familiar with the Sango-Abeokuta route. I also did my IT at LUTH Primary Health Care Center, Pakoto. You should know Luth around there na?

Ouch! Unfortunately, i dont know pakoto. My area is the second bus stop after owode.

Dottune:
Ehn ehn, i think I know Owode, I cab't really remember though, but it should around that ifo, papa and ewekoro side. E pass Lafarge cement?

Good afternoon

Good afternoon, yes, its before ifo. I dunno papa, ewekoro nor lafarage cement, i wont lie. But i ll ask my mom. You reside in Ogun too?

Dream2:
Mr chef,seems this lady is "belly-strong"oo,oya dash her 20 more wraps to make it 300.

lool....more like im asking for a protruding belly! U do well. But i no want, im trying to get fat not grow a fat belly

Dottune:
You reside in Ogun State? Shey Abeokuta?

nah... Before abeokuta, dun even know how to describe the area sef. Its after owode along abk road.

Dream2:
Nah,Nah,Nah,food no dh do damage for women belle nah,eat and stay gidigba.
300 wraps?hmmmmm,do the 280 first,remember i talk say for a STARTER.

Taaaaah!!! Says who? What about belly fat? Isn't that damage enough? Ehen....300 or no deal, i aint starter pack

coyy:
tommoro ke? no oooo until timetable comes out, we can't start registration..

about where to pick and where not to pick, Na choice cos most part of d country now get crises.. abi, hunger and lack of money no b crises lol.

I think we should start something.. let everyone say something about their current state of residence.. (d Gud and d bad) for pple to know where to consider during registration.. u can start by telling us where u stay, d standard of living Dia, security, Ow friendly d pple are., how much d state pays Corp members.. etc.

cc

dream2

posimii

y0rme

aabbie25

callmemercy

ruthobaz

kapable75

ibroh22

chumaster

shebosss

I reside in Ogun state, I won't lie i don't know much about this state cuz i haven't really spent much time at home since moving here. The roads r not really in good condition n you could spend hours in gridlock when it rains or worse, you trek to your bus stop in the muddy water. The light situation is disheartening, some times, there would be no light for 2 to 3 mnths. Its quite peaceful n quiet for those who likes sleep. I heard this state has got the neatest orientation camp( i neva go there before). Dunno anything else about the state. *drops pencil*

Dream2:
How many plates will you like to eat?
Errrrmm,Mr Chef,please give her 280 plates of pounded yam with vegetable soup for a START.

blood of Jesus, you want to kill me for my mother n father ni??
Please, add twenty more to make it 300

coyy:
pluto ke.. Wetin I wan find go dat side?

I dey fa, my fone just force me to dey low-key. but I Don high d key now.

hehehe...u r highly welcome o. I know u will turn up GL wella.