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This is sheer madness... absolute madness.. acute retardedness.. unprecedented fiasco.. Big shame!
God pls save Nigeria.

everything in this country is done to favour the North.. alterations will certainly be made to the results so that northerners can go to school.

MyVILLAGEpeople:


Please why is Easter not celebrated on a particular day and month??. And who are those behind choosing every year Easter date??

The Holy Catholic Church

see case

haha

Nwafor Sunday
As the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, releases its 2019 result, many candidates are worried over the accessibility of their respective results. In view of this however, JAMB via its official website ‘https://jamb.org.ng/printslip.htm’ brought out step by step on how results could be accessed.
Below are the instructions:
INSTRUCTIONS: PRINTING OF RESULT SLIP
1. You shall be required to create a profile via the Sign Up (New User) Page if you are a new user. For existing users, simply type in your login details. To create your profile, you will provide your valid email address, surname, first name, Mobile No, State and LGA of Origin and password, then click on the Sign Up button. Each candidate is entitled to only one profile.
2. Subsequently, you shall use your email address and password to sign in.
3. Once logged in, you will be taken to the landing page where you will see all available services.
4. Select “Print Result Slip”. This is available on the side bar or on the Home page.
5. Once you select this service, a Transaction ID is generated for this service. This will be displayed on the confirmation page screen.
6. Review the details displayed on the Confirmation Page. Also, note the Transaction ID displayed in a bold red font. The Transaction ID is useful for all future references concerning the Transaction. A copy of this transaction ID will be sent to your registered email address.
7. Click on the Continue button if you wish to pay with your card immediately. If you wish to use other payment channels like ATM, Cash at the Bank or Quickteller, please note the transaction ID as it will be required.
8. On the Interswitch Payment page, enter your card details and click on the Pay button.
9. The status of your payment will be displayed on the “My Payment Section”. An SMS and email containing your unique Transaction Identification and payment status will be sent to you after payment. Click on the Continue button.
10. Once payment is completed, you will be asked to provide the following:
11. Year of Exam and
12. JAMB Registration Number.
After entering the information correctly, you can now print the Result Slip as shown on your screen.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/04/jamb-2019-how-to-check-your-result/

all these calculations na rubbish
. if you lucky you will certainly get the admission

When You Ask A Nigerian Politician 'What's Your Take On The Heat?
Journalist: What are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what is government doing about it?
Lai Mohammed: This is the result of PDP's misrule, they stole the ozone layer.
FEMI ADESINA: Mr. President promised us change and that includes change in temperature. Change is here, embrace change.
Akinwunmi Abode: We have signed a $10 million deal with LG to install air condition across the Lagos skyline.
Ibe Kachikwu: I assure you all that this heat will disappear by 2pm on 29th May.
Bukola Saraki: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this, but I opposed him out of my love for Nigeria and that's why they're witch hunting me.
Goodluck Jonathan: The heat was not this bad when I left power, but Nigerians did not appreciate me.
Adams Oshiomole: Diezani Alison-Madueke stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control research.
Nasir El Rufai: We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from this heat
Rauf Aregbesola: I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan
Aliko Dangote: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory. By 2030, Australia will be buying fans from us.
Ben Murray-Bruce: *tweets* when Naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense!
Ngozi Okonjo Iweala: Under the last administration, there was no political will to address climate change.
Atiku: let's get Nigeria Cold again
Buba Galadima : we already have the results of the heat

Lai Muhammad has been out of the news for quite some time now.It seems like Adams Oshiomole has taken over his job.
Nigerians miss Him
"Bring Back Our Lai Muhammad"

Eating meat last is a habit that has stuck over time. For some people, it is bad habit to eat your meat before you finish your food. ... Some people value their meat so much and believe it should be reserved for the last. To them, the meat is the trophy they get for finishing the food. But the truth is The meat is gotten from 'animals' while other food items are gotten from "plants" so it is important to eat the plants first to prepare the intestine for digestion.

kleverley:
are u for real?
are u of the opinion that besides RCM every other denomination is fraud ??

lemme believe u are joking

what am saying is very simple.. The catholic church is true church that leads us to Christ.. Christ then leads us to the father.. I don't know of any other true way asides the one ordained by Jesus Christ. #ProudCatholic

Opinion:
This is a solemn call to all political gladiators ahead of the 2023 presidential election.
Power should be shifted to the south after the north exaust her 8 years of rule. Any attempt to maintain power in the north or give to southern muslim will be highly resisted. In other to forestall Nigeria's disintergration power should be shifted to the south in 2023 ....(drops pen)

The picture is dope
The art is soft
Abel Vibrant

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FTC
Abba gida gida is winning!
say no to corruption!
kwankwasiya amana!!

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rip

[quote author=BeautifulMind2 post=76525174][/quote]let's wait for the final outcome as declared by Inec

Raskasal:
Okay. I give it to GAN DOLLAR

it's a 50/50 chance for both candidates.

Kwankwasiyya supporters have been celebrating the anticipated victory of PDP in the Kano governorship election but it seems like the status quo is changing as results troping in suggest there is no clear winner in sight. An unimaginable feeling of uncertainty has compounded the Kano election results collations as indigenes wait for the final outcome.

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Addme:
Was Jonathan also a tyrant because I remember he also fought Jonathan?

he advised him not to run again in order not to further cause problems in pdp zoning formula.. he simply fought Jonathan for cluelessness and corruption, Jonathan was never a tyrant.

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The truth is no matter how they try to diminish Obasanjo's relevance, he still comes out stronger. Obasanjo is a hero of true democracy. I personally liken him to the great Nelson Mandela.. Obasanjo is currently fighting for Nigeria's freedom from the tyrant Buhari. BABA i respect you so much.

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The truth is no matter what the APC intends to do, NYESOM ENZENWO WIKE will win the election in Rivers by a very wide margin. APCC is trying hard to disrupt the election using thugs and federal might, they will never succeed!

sad

Atiku is a democrat, going to court is part and parcel of true democracy...Atiku should be allowed to exercise his right and reclaim our stolen mandate... Atiku Abubakar- the peoples president' you will win in court inshaa Allah in Jesus name. Amen