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Oyadorf:
Na 3 years old pikin dey do all this thing ?

No.. only the first one.

But it’s just a joke anyway

The pain was too much you decided to go beg mama rukevwe for Fanta on credit.

On getting there mama rukky no dey store you traded your rubber band for Fanta with his 6yr old stubborn son that she left the store for.

As you just turn make you bullet away with Fanta, you sighted mama coming!

Devil is a liar, na there you kuku stand open the fanta, under two seconds you gulp am like mtn dey suck 40mb

You managed your pain and started tracing your way to the nearest Ecobank, ATM machine since Opay POS couldn’t Pay

On getting to ATM

The pain of the lost phone and mouth odour made you enter wrong pin inside pos…

Now first bank don debit Man friend

While your POS neighbor was doing withdrawal you instantly noticed you could not feel your phone again. Mogbe!!

You quickly collect Madam POS phone to quickly dial your line , Lo and behold! Madam POS saved your number as OCHUKO MOUTH ODOUR

Chai! Your chest!

No be your waka go lost:
You quickly told the POs to press 2,000 and give you 1,000

That okpa is a goal!

You got to pos and they say 1,000 to withdraw 1,000

On your way to the pos you were just calculating how you will use 200 Nara for okpa, 700 naira for betnaija and 100 mtn

You didn’t realized your Nokia 3310 has escaped from your pocket

When your mom asked after you, Aunty’s man friend explained to your mom the errand he sent you, before he could finish

Your mom:

Knowing that he just loosed guard

On getting home, beans was half way ready.
Lo! Your aunty man friend came around… he say the pain in your face and codedly gave you his ATM card.. to go to the POs withdraw 1k

Use 100 naira buy okpa for yourself and use the remaking change to buy him recharge card..

If you’re enjoy the show pls let me know so I’ll keep it coming..

You swallowed you pain and started heading home while you kept calculating your next move!!

You got to the probision store to return Pepsi bottle, you quickly notified mama rukevwe that you’ll be doing away with 4 biscuits, two sweets, from your aunties change… before you could finish ordering mama rekey we shouted from inside the store:

Taa! Your aunty no keep change o, she say she go bring bottle naw naw! Abeg drop my bottle and carry your head like tipper tire comot here … ole buruku.

And you were like… say what!!.. bitch!

Your aunty gave you the bottle with insults :

Your mom then understood say na street you wan run your aunty she was just observing the whole situation like..

But as per your right hand girl wey she be, she no gree expose your plans

You now went back to your aunty telling her that you want to return the bottle:

Your mom was confused and was looking at you but you giving her eye

After giving the idiot beating Of his life, it then occurred to you that you just miscalculated your previous move, you suppose return the bottle and never return the deposit to that stewpid aunty.

If you’re following abeg indicate, or Make I rest

Still on your next move calculation, one of you aunts child younger than you shouted from the corner: ochuko go and return the Pepsi bottle and bring de…..

Before he could say deposit

You knew if you bag her she no go gree so you just respected yourself and went ahead calculating your next move

BikoMERCYme:
Pls get my point.........r the pics/video nude/unclad ones??

Not absolutely… night wears, lingeries, revealing clothes

Make I go find pics come continue my story

BikoMERCYme:
How many pics all together??
Do u have her nude showing her face??

I even have her videos … about 75 pics
20 short sexy videos

BikoMERCYme:
Hello

I have a female pics … but you sha go find me
Small thing if you need am

Before you could say jack you aunty brought out another okpa from her handbag

You went and sat jejely by the corner calculating your next move… and your aunty still tempt you again that you should come and return the Pepsi bottle

Then your aunty now said Ochuko pls help me go return this Pepsi bottle

After dancing you turned to go eat okpa but your okpa has already digested in your Hanty stomach

But your aunty was just looking at you like:
Because she knows the okpa will not even Belle full her let alone reach your mouth

While you were crying for beans your aunty just came in with Hot okpa and Pepsi

The next day you coming back from school by 4:30pm, hungry and tired. on entering the compound your mum is still blowing beans

Then he was now coming back again and you were eating the second biscuit and he says dash me small naa

At 3yrs old


When you are jejely eating your biscuit and one uncle now pass and say dash me small, you innocently gave him hoping he will reject it and say thank you… but he ate it