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I’m home and bored so I decided to make this meme story… sit tight and hold on to your pop corn.

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Dominique

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Make Nigerians smile small.

It’s not right for him to behave like that …

But nonetheless. True wisdom sits here.

If you have time, visit him to find out if he really needs the kind of help he’s posing to need. Don be financially paranoid. It’s something of willingness..

If he really needs help and you can offer it pls do,(not necessarily financially) don’t mind his over beggie beggie attitude, take he calls if you wish or block him and only call him if you feels like.


Keep helping people if truely they need help, don’t mind their stupid character.. it’s about you not them.

Just quote me

Mcmezie:
I need a clean Toyota sienna urgently . The model should be from 2005 upwards and my budget is 1.7m

If you see any Sienna of 2005 and above for that price, run!

I’m begging you in the name of regret! Don’t try it. Manageable ones from 2M and above

Just up your budget to like 2.3
Thank me latter


I got mine for 2.1 last year and it’s very fine

providencia:
You don't think so for radiator? Bad radiator = overheating.

What I mean is, I recently serviced my radiator(blowing and washing)

Reason why I least suspect it

Yes I use it for inter state transport.

Thanks for all your inputs, I noticed water dripping from under the hood, I’m suspecting the water pump, I’ll go check it out today

I full ground for Warri axis, come still dey mobile with my jalopi wey I take dey hussle through ugheli-Warri-Asaba-Benin

I dey run any show!! I full grand

Just say the word boss

So for two months now sakpa haven’t let me change my engine oils for my Toyota Sienna, which I usually change every 3weeks ~ one month

Its been two month now and I’m beginning to experience overheat,

Fan is okay,
Radiator (I don’t think so)
I have change my rediator cover

I having a feeling it’s oil shortage, it’s somewhere 40 percent in the the dipstick gauge

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Life has hit me hard… I just need who to talk to , my head full,

parents getting old without good life,
Hustle not paying
Man no wan put hand for odd doings

I need small money to see front.

In my recent thread I have posted to sell my teddy beer costume.. now I have here my hard disk

500gb, working fine,
pls just quote at the price you can pay… I need money

I got this customer from Ali express with hope to start teddy bear comedy but Samoa dey my side now…

Who need am come collect am

I got it for 50k

But just gimme 40k

Don't forget to check your fuel pump.

A failing fuel pump will cause same symptoms

2110705097
Zenith


Take no life

Once the gauge crosses or reaches the middle

Pls help guys..

Been trying to install apps on the App Store for some time now, but it keeps popping up an error message saying payment failed. I’ve added my card for payment payment via settings but it still keeps doing same. Pls help

You will fail at some point in your life..

You will embarrass yourself,
You will fail in everything
You’ll look as though you aren’t trying
You’ll loose everything including zeal

Infact life is going to knock you down so hard that you’ll say “this is where I end”

Now you can either accept that or you can get to work

Mindblowing20:
Good afternoon everyone
I posted this on health section but no one is responding
Please can anyone help me I don't know what's happening to my skin
I have been taking medication yet I'm still having serious inches on my skin . I mean every part of my body is affected. Please tell me what to do.
Mind you I wash my bedsheets every three days, my towel thoroughly washed every three days same with my undies. As I'm typing right now one of my hand is inside my private all down my labs angry
Picture attached
@ lala please help push it to the FP

Call me...

Marvyx:
Sienna 2.2m?

Are you kidding me? How recent was this? Give me a link please.

It's a Nigerian used boss.. Got it from a honest dealer

Marvyx:
187k per month? What's the total cost? And how many months are you going to pay back?

187k per month? What's the total cost? And how many months are you going to pay back?[/quote]All the money I need to pay back is 2.2m that's why it is 187k for a year

I have defaulted for a month, because I didn't start to work on time.. ; I feel so bad.. I'm not going to rest till I repay the overdue and.

It's very feasible and I'll do it.

Marvyx:
187k per month? What's the total cost? And how many months are you going to pay back?

All the money I need to pay back is 2.2m that's why it is 187k for a year

Marvyx:
187k per month? What's the total cost? And how many months are you going to pay back?

Well it's not really a balance and take.. I just put it that way to inform my brain that it needs to be on its toes..

I actually took a loan of about 1M from my bank, added my money family and friend added a little.. And I got the car.. I personally went to Lagos to buy it myself... Saw it on Naira land.

chatinent:
Well done.

It's good you ain't letting the shitty country drive you crazy.

Thanks man

fman:
Safe driving.
Driving and pressing phone is a traffic offense, I guess u know that.

Yes boss.. I know, na only wen I dey wait for turn I dey press phone

Sorry for late update!! It's tough out here..

So today, I had some few things to fix so couldn't wake early as the usual 5am I used to..

I arrived the park by 8am today and they were already twenty vehicles booked on the loafing list.(you go fear fear )

It's a rat race my dear reader, I quickly looked for the nearest place to park as park Don dey filled up, and if you park anyhow you and agbero or police go settle in dispute.

As per sharp guy wey I be, I overtake one fat dude , stole his parking in a shopping plaza a stone-throw adjacent to the park.

As I come down, open my bonnet to go unplug my battery terminal based on say my battery Don die.
Na so one big Belle fat ban just rush me.. Hey!! Hey!! Use speed commot that motor there .. I was like kilode where I Wan come park.. He's the care taker of the place and hats us drivers taking up customers parking lots.

I jejely had to take in into a car wash situated right behind the park.

It took 2hrs to wash the car, 30mins later my turn reach..

I started shouting shouting name of destination!! Just like I used to see those agberos do .. But wet in consign men, na the money I come for.

I finally loaded, nine passengers!
Three behind, four in the middle, two in front.

Distance of about 45-50km I guess. (#400 Naira each)
Agbero takes #900 naira (as if them know how much to maintain car)

I was left with 2600, bought fuel of 1k. 1600 remain. God come bless me with waybill(#500)

Na so I take place my speedometer on 65-70 till we reach..

Now I'm here in the destination 5th on the queue to load back again.

A trip(going and coming) gives you 3,200 Naira..

You can run upto 3-4 trips a day..

Other drivers says they goes home with 15-20k daily, me na still 9k I dey see.. Dem say my hand never strong.

It's quite appealing what drivers suffers from the hands of road transport workers(agberos)

Today my car got apprehended by agberos for wrong discharge.

....

Let me get home, I'll gist you guys.


Meanwhile below are few shot from the park.. While I sat to wait for my turn to load

Dear Naira Gurus,
I'm always on the road so this journey is going to be coming in a bit slowly.

Lemme give you a highlight of the whole story..

1. Car is on hired purchase (187k per month)
2. Car is sienna

This is my first driving(commercial) experience.
Just need to make a move, salary job is becoming a modern slavery these days, I rather be a fighting the battles for myself than for someone else.


I'm going to be bring in Pics later

Because permanence is the only permanent impermanence

If you are in warri, Go to road safety office in DSC it'll be done in max three days.

Since you'll be doing change of ownership it's 24k If it's just renewal, it will cost lesser about 15 or thereabout.

I recently bought a used car too.. I did liscence for 30k(5ys)
Papper renewal and change of ownership 24k

Total 54k

Here I warri delta, just locate road safety office

Pls can you help recommend a good ATF for Toyota sienna??

I use holton