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lol

***dresses up as father Christmas, picks up a BAT & wacccks 190 behind his rectangular head***

Mr~Cork:
ermm Bro, several reasons why she dosent like s,e.x   with you:

You have body odour
Your willly to small
She aint feelin u
She found another guy
You are broke
You lower her standard
You gots mouth odour
You look cheap
You dont have a car
Your teeth look malaculos
You cant spek english

Hope this helps,   cheers!

and you trying to help?

Mr~Cork:
erm, dont I always make sense?

Once in every 3 years

weird observation, I must say. Very weird, but how true is this?

Mr-Cork:
SIMPLEST WAYS TO SAY *I LOVE YOU*

If I know what love is, it is because of you.

baby, did you just fart?, cause you just blew me away!!!

I love your Nyansh  smile (pls don't say Nyansh, Please!! Never!!)

Baby, I am your blank cheque,  pliss don't bounce me!!


HOPE THIS HELPS!!

funny as hell

they are human. Yes!

SA Lady:
@Mr~Cork, you stop seeing things as compulsory or a must as soon as you start doing them out of Love. And YES! I am a ferminist.

lol@SA LADY. YOU GO GIRL!!!

My Boyfriend will not be happy. He is sitting right next to me. Thanks again, anyways!

oniema:
^^^^ really romantic

And you're not bad at all Candyness mind if i get to know uuuuu?

Not looking but thanks anyways

very romantic

I totally disagree

lol

Am looking forward to our Office party. Its crazy!

The greatest treasures are those invisible to the eye but found by the heart.”

i have been known to be a B!tch

X

Beauty & Charisma

very accomodationg, Caring, family Oriented, passionate & loyal

;d

Mr~Cork:
***throws toilet roll on afribeauty wide fore head***

lol@ toilet roll

lol , oh boy!

Who Is Your Favourite Nairalander And Why? begining to sound like Mobo, 190 & Mr COrk

*falls of chair* , what a day!

lol@afribeauty

afribeauty . hiya! welcome to the wonderful world of C0rk lol

Mr C, be nice and some day the right woman will come, hopefuly beofore 2050

080000c0rk!!

lol@annawhite