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kcmichael:
See as you dey trash the pussy of that ipob girl

fpeter:
So you had to copy the entire page just to comment?

DeadRat:
Since You Want To Be Mad. Mad You Shall

superstar1:
[s]Naaa. It is the PigIdiotic Osus from the land of Gully Erosion, according to the Lunatic Jewish Messiah[/s]
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CARLOSZ:
This is a story of how one babe wanted to kill me with sexual enjoyment.

Brothers, stay woke.Forget forming coitus Jagaban and Igodo part 1: conqueror of the evil forest.There are some babes you'll Jam, you sef go believe.

It is sad that this also involves my friend Progress.

I was in my room, in final year, when he comes in and says we should go hangout and drink because "you know. No beer in heaven

Baba had invited a babe and she was coming with her friend (private uni babe on hols) whom he wanted me to meet, say na my spec. I agreed when he showed me the friend's picture cos the babe was confirmed doctor's prescription and Lord knows I was not feeling fine

Got to Eismann, saw the babe and Blood of Nebuchadnezzar!!!  She was even better looking in person. I became worried like what will Progress want in return? What's wrong with the babe? Is she okay? But once we got talking, I was smitten. The babe make Sen(10)se
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Up next you know the usual: follow up. Calls, pings[bbm was the shit then]. We were flowing like river Niger but babe was giving me mixed signals. Today, we'll be sweet and all, next day she'll be all ' new phone who's this?'

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We liked each other. So kilonshele gan gan.

One cool evening, we strolled to Love garden, picked one serene spot and I laid it all down.

"Why don't you want me? Is it my Big head? Don't you like me? Is it another guy? Tell me"

All of this i said with the best 'why are you wickeding me like this face i could muster.

Men as i was telling it all, babe bowed her head. You know when your talk don dey enter the white blood cells. I was deeply convinced my breakthrough was here. My miracle was on the way. That finally �favour is my name�

She lifted her face nd looked me straight in the eye.

Men for like three minutes babe just dey look me for eye. I was afraid men. At a point, be like her eye wanted to be changing color to indigo.

Ha! God abeg o! Na just small love we wan love which kind an eye for an eye staring contest be this?

Next thing she said.
Steve let's just be friends. You can't handle what i bring to the table. It's been a problem with other guys. Pls.

My spirit man was like
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I had not recovered 4rm dat 1 wen she said

'For dis to work, tell me. Are you sure? Really sure You're great in bed'

Hei� dis babe has touched the tail of not one but two Lions. Me? A sexual Vuga. An intercoursal IGODO? Mr all Night Long? Kai see question

In response, I held her gaze for like 7mins instead of d 3mins she did. B4 speaking, i ensured my eye had changed to red [ her fada! All of us sabi form look]
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Then I said something romantic, along the lines of I wanted her more than her body. Blah blah.yada yada

But in my realest of real mind. I'm like U! Iwo! Ah! You wee see cameroon pepper.

You wee smeh ya yansh
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We kissed
Relationship started.

I had tried to form let's not rush things so it won't look like the sex was what i was after.

But sis showed up at my house one weather for 2 day like Destiny can be delayed not denied.

Enough of this waiting.

From kissing then came Bolaji aka B.J. she worked her black magic repete making me shed a tear like a child whose caprisonne they collected

I too returned the favor and ate a full plate of Isiewu. Amem somebody? Emem

Then it Began.
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I knew there was problem wen smtin we started at 10, by 4am, afta i had cum abi arrived almost 3ce, i realised madam had not even left her bustop yet.

To make matters worse, tired as I was, small touch here nd there she did, it rose again.

Homaigot!

What a betrayal penis
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I was dying

But babe kept riding me kpacha kpacha kpacha like those old ladies bicycle.

To worsen things. Morning no gree reach. My village people ensured we had longer 9t shorter day, cos after wat seemed like 10hours of riding it was just 5.22

Kee me plix
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Later when we switched positions, Aunty was shouting. I'm cumming, I'm coming 4 u baby'

Meanwhile me In my mind I'm like aunty I'm Going o. Going going gone too soon

I could see my headstone clearly

Here lies a man who died on Top[ nd world people will think i died a great man]

Eventually somewhere close to 6am. We slept. More like she slept. While me I slept like

Hei Gawd! I don leave dog go let the lion out. Correct simba and scar.
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7am hand don begin touch me. Her mouth heading 4 my nether region to christen me Bolaji again.

FUNKE! I shouted.

And dis my people was my life 4 the next month. Day and 9t.

I go lecture come back; sex
Our eyes jam; We mekwe

She hear se. B4 you complete it as seconds; mekwe
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We go downstairs go buy something.when we return we congratulate ourself with sex.

We dey wait for water for tea to boil. We wait with sex.

Babe had excess energy,drive,zeal,passion and ambition for sex like who drink Alomo plus monkey tail, the shoulder, heart and kidney.
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Omo i was slimming down.

People will see me like, man this your final yr project is taking its toll on you oh.

At a point i was even praying to see my period.maybe madam will free me

I'm like lawd pls.
Let this bucket/Drum pass over me.
I'm someone's shild for gossakes.
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Babe even came 1 day like boo let's spice things up. Let's take weed.

I'm like see your patience ozokwor village aunty face.

Ogun! Of spice kee you dia!

Ordinary feels lyk who took Spanish fly. Now u wnt 2 add weed nd unleash d full spanish animal kingdom ba?
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Wen I knew dis nonsense mst stop was wen we went 2 fellowship nd topic was fornication.Babe looked so remorseful

My shock wen we got back nd babe was like boo, kitty's back needs scratching.

Ahn! ahn! the word neva scratch kitty reach?

Kitty wen just come from church?
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Afta a month and of everyday sex babe was finally leaving for school in a week

My spirit man shouted a victorious cha cha cha igbo kwenu

But before she left,

She wanted to do it everywhere nd way.People style, doggy style nd believe me tortoise get style; she showed me.

Man! when she left for school, after a while, had to hit her with the it's not you it's me line.Even Jaguda get Oga.

I cannot cum and go and kee myself.

Also called Progress like guy 4 your full life no ever say you see my spec again. Tueh! Animal!

If you ever try am eh
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The End

Cc lalasticlala seun mynd44
https://twitter.com/ItsUncleStephen/status/946410108027891712

Luukasz:
No in your inferiorheaded swines

Luukasz:
At least this is better than the flat headed chest beaters who live in the swines

TVTKOKO:
he's Afonja.. They're always good looking anyways

dollyjoy:
How do one book an appointment with him please.

Elthugnificent:
So what's you take or any advice will be appreciated.

khiaa:
Dumb thread.

Elthugnificent:
That's a different ball game, I guess you misunderstood me.

From this pix let assume I totally agree with the poster, the issue is that I can't get myself to like his post. I Just have this feeling that I would be trace and label enemy of the state.

By the time I decide to go pick up my visa at the US embassy, they might be like have you forgotten about that comment you Liked against our country. DENIED

Abjay97:
[s]I believe by now, we ndiigbo should become wiser.. After we spent all our resources for Nnamdi Kanu and Ipob, what was the result? Where is Kanu? Ndiigbo should focus on developing igboland with their business prowess and wisdom, than spend time fighting ourselves at the joy of igbo rascists.. lets learn from the past and make igboland the envy of tge country and the world..

Abum onye igbo.. Agaghim alu ogu gbuo ndi mmadu maka biafra[/s]

Rubysims:
Hi Everyone,

As I write this I dont even know where to start. I am Zimbabwean and I have dated a Yoruba man for 10 years now. We have our fair share of problems but he has remained consistant over the years. I met him when I was 19. He courted me for a full year before I accepted him. I went to school for my bachelors and Masters different continents he always made an effort to follow me wherever I went, or be there whenever I needed anything he would make sure he provided where he could and its done.

I eventually moved to the USA and he eventually relocated to be with me. I have a good job and I come for a very well off family. Im not perfect but I constantly strive to grow in my relationship with Christ. I cook most of the nigerian dishes. Take care of him when he needs me and I support him when necessary too. One time this man came to live with me for a very long time. He didnt support me with rent, bills or food. I did it anyway out of love. You guys, I also stayed for years when he didnt meet any of my needs and all he would say is 'God will provide.' All I ever wanted was an equal partner..of course I submit and Im respectful but I would really also want a man who takes care of his home and family as if you dont it causes resentment.

Anyway fast forward ..4 months ago we had a big fight and it was over me encouraging him to get a job and not rely on hustling, buying and selling etc. The fights started about how I have changed, im this and that. I quickly became the enemy. I also warned him about alcohol consumption as a lot of his money atleast $500 a month is spent on booze and when he drinks he becomes very aggressive and angry. He also asked me for a lump sum of money. He wanted me to withdraw it from my savings and give it to him but I could not do so at the time. Finances make relationships akward also. Lastly he was pestering me about having a baby for him. I said I will not, I was raised well and will never have a child out of wedlock. Anyway he then moved out and went back to his old state and got a place.

Whilst there a friend he knew from school contacted him on ig. They started talking again and the girl made trips to his house. He said about 4. He hardly knows the girl and said they just attended the same school in naija.

Fast forward to my birthday he comes to visit and he started crying. I have never seen this man cry EVER.
I asked him what was wrong and he mentioned his mom and a lot was going on in his life..I Knew she wasn't too well before.I started crying too and comforted him..he left and started acting funny the next day.

After a lot of back and forth days later he broke down again and told me he got a girl pregnant and he was crying saying i wish it wasnt happening and it was you. He sent a message to the girl telling her to get rid of it and asked her why she would want to get married for a man she doesnt know after one night stand. "Girls that trap men sha..

It was a mistake he was drunk and just wanted to bust a nut. They used protection by the way and she was acting like she does not know how it happened. I asked him if he disposed of the condom, no she did. I asked him if he was a learner? Women trap men all the time with sperm.

He went over to her place I was on the other end of the phone listening in. She said she wouldn't do it and was acting possesesd. She said a whole speech about how she can do it alone and his name wont be on birth certificate etc and how she doesn't want a man who does not want her child. She also said 'if your parents did that to you would you be here driving this very expensive car' clap hands for the gold digger everyone. Just as I had suspected.other women see a good thing and want a finished product, they dont know its someone elses work. He told her, he can never ever be with her even if she kept it. He left her house.

30 minutes later his door bell rings and we were still on the phone. She says a whole speech and says she will remove it. When she left we celebrated and we were so happy. God forgive us. I said to myself now I only have to work on trusting him again. Next day she calls and says she changes her mind.. goodness..my boyfriend doesnt want her or her child and she's forcing it on him. Is it by force yoruba gehs sha lol..

I also really need prayers guys I think she does jazz. She told my bf that her pastor in nigeria told her he has someone in his life. What kin pastor b dat.bf is scared to display my pics and I cant see her face because he thinks she might want to harm me. A pastor of God we talked to wanted to talk to her but she says she fears what the girl might do to her.

Omg please pray for me. My boyfriend and i really didnt want a broken home.whats the point of keeping a baby the man doesn't want. I asked him to ask her how much she wants and we will give her the money. She blocked him and got her brother to call him.

He was so desperate he was willing to do anything for her to get rid of it but she wont budge, she has even blocked him.I am praying its not his, she's not pregnant or she just lets us be abeg. Please give me guidance and support. Should i leave this man, will I be able to live with a bastard child and constant reminder of his infidelity? I forgave him eventually after his people begged me and due to our history.

He wants to go see my people so we do the trad, engagement etc so we start on our family..he waited all these years for me to go to school and do what I needed to do and now this. I have to see that mumu woman who ruined my life forever. But believe me you although her child will be catered for she will not get a dime from me or my personal family's inheritance and the wealth acquired from me and my husband. The child will get something but not to the extant she thinks. I will do my homework and file paperwork to protect myself.

Is it common for Yoruba women to trap men. You dont even know this man and one night stand you wont let him be..nawawo.

Do I seem desperate for staying? It has been 10 years and this was not only my man but my friend. I have everything going for me, men approach me always but I turn them down. I have zero baggage.

Please help