patrao:
Its past 9 and no IV, nothing

Uniben

Damn
I think the dude meant to update the site is in the club right now

Wish we wrote putme exam, cos I hate when I can't control my fate

dharay99:

Arnold Schwarzenegger, chill...it's ohk sho gbo...

Geofavor:
My posts so far have been to encourage everyone here, especially those yet to be screened. This post of yours further buttresses the fact that your feelings are thwarted. Take it or leave it.

The calm ones have been observing patiently, and chipping in one or two things occasionally. They didn't have to insult anybody.

You should be focusing on getting your screening date today, and not LIKES.

Geofavor:
All right. My apologies goes out to those who misconstrued my post to be directed towards them, when actually it wasn't.

None of those I started out with have quoted me to insult me, though (Lukas, for instance, didn't stress it, eventhough he was the one I had the chat with).

E cole isn't one of them.The fact you were invited for the so-called first batch screening doesn't make you better than

Dude is just frustrated he hasn't been invited for screening. He should redirect his frustration towards uniben, adamu adamu, and his village people.

We do the little we can and leave the rest. No matter how nice you try to be, people will still spit in your face.

Robinhood, dem go soon attack you again. Just dey look for one side joor.

RobinHez:

Hey hey... You're taking it too far! Back down... U and Favor are pals on here.

Geofavor:
There's no such word as HOGWASHES. Good night.

Geofavor:
So, telling me to keep quiet when I wasn't chatting with you was your way of telling me the truth? You're one catankerous and fractious fella. The other day, you attacked me for complaining about uniben.

Ironically, few days ago, you were ranting that they should have released dates for everyone at the same time. You attacked few guys here too.

This is clearly frustration. Don't bring that near me, please. Thanks.

The truth is, NL likes won't get you admitted. So, feel free to make more posts to get likes.

Out!

Everything I do.. I do it because I believe it's right.. I'm not that kinda friend that will be euphemistic and play cool. Typing numerous paragraphs of hogwashes yet making no single sense..

Don't disgrace yourself further. I'm only here because of Uniben not Geofavor

Geofavor:
I know you have been screened. That makes it even more annoying.

I didn't make a general announcement here. I was having a one-on-one chat with lukas when I said something about that.
So, I didn't put anybody on suspense.

I'm not a uniben staff. So, you shouldn't believe anything I say.

Do not depend on any info from anybody until it's made official.

You guys attack anybody that says things that doesn't go down well with you as if people don't have freedom of speech anymore. Anybody is free to make suggestions, opinions, deductions, and so on. But, You do not have to believe any, until it is made official.

I have refused to say anything concerning that because it wasn't an official statement. I have countless times seen people come here to say, 'a lecturer told me this', 'vc's assistant told me that', 'from a reliable source'. etc. I get irritated each time I see these.

So, I wouldn't want to be guilty of the same thing I detest.


That was how a guy flashed the hell out of my phone just to ask me about this. Very annoying.

UnibenPilot:

I see. The patient dog captain sails the biggest ship

apatheticme:




For once I have to agree with you that uniben is a disappointment. The rot and decay in dt school is just too much. Unfortunately, dts how most of our higher institutions are, sad.

dharay99:

my ppl at home are beginning to see me as a joker
with the way i keep postponing when I'll be going back
to school & its annoying, some are even thinking maybe
i dun go cause trouble so school come give me suspension..

I aff just tired, am beginning to feel they might shift resumption date again #God wunt let i pray...

Mum: Dare!!! Igbawo lo ma pada lo si school?
Dharay: Mum.. I don't know.. They have postponed it again oo
Mum: Iwo omo yii ... You have gone to cause trouble in school shey? ..
Yesterday u told me sept 22. Today you told me Oct 7th tomorrow you will tell me Dec 25th
Dharay: I will resume Oct 24th
Mum: (turns to her friend beside her) iya Wasiu .. Shey u see what I'm saying.. He has told me another date again..
Iya Wasiu: Errhm Dare.. Are u sure u got admission at all?? See wasiu has gone back 2 school.. You're still here
Dare: Wasiu is in UI na ... Me am in Uniben
Mum: (cuts in) And so? U better pack ur load and go back to school and beg the VC abi kilonje

Iykestix:
I dont understand uniben oooo
somebody just told me that her friend was invited to be screened and she didn't reach the benchmark..... According to the girl she said her friend had 200 and was invited for accounting that the bench mark is 220. The girl herself said she scored 204 and shes in the hall with me waiting for her time to be screened, english and literature

Iykestix:
Another man in the hall waiting for his time (12pm) just told me that his brother got 210, going for medicine and hes being screened. According to the man he said this is the VC's list.

RobinHez:


Hey dude loosen up, I hold no grudge against you, it's evident I don't, ur comment only rang a bell.. I knew I had seen something similar before, so I had to search for it.... I made 2 replies to ur post , u only chose to see one. That was simply a joke which I'd do to anyone; anytime. ... It's just the way I am, I'm sorry, if u take offense. It won't happen again #promise

RobinHez:


1 mistake every fresher makes before entering UNIBEND: they think they'll never curse at Uniben!

Iykestix:


ISD

Iykestix:
You guys shouldnt panic much i dont think uniben is given based on jamb scores or any other thing i think its just randomly.
I got 218 and i was invited

UnibenPilot:

Who your grammar help?
It's been a while captain

Ah Baba ... long time
I've been around.. just patiently waiting for my date wetin boys go do

Emmagenius:



First,I appreciate your TIMELY replies..
Second,Not that I doubt the Authenticity or Veracity of what they've said,it's just that with too many propositions,one finds it hard to discern the the Truth...just heard of a cloned UNIBEN website asking unsuspecting prospective students to pay a fee of #3000 for some ''SUPPLEMENTARY LIST''...I appreciate the good work great minds like you are doing here--keeping us up to speed on happenings..Anyways,am still skeptical about my name in the 2nd batch...

Ogbeni,wait for SECOND BATCH. You're not the only one who hasn't been invited. I too haven't been invited. Keep doubting wetin no dey exist!

IamLukas:
If U werent invited on monday,the possibilty of U being invited now is close to zero as no new persons have been invited.
Keep calm,U r probably in the second batch.
Dnt stop checking anyways.

Jackossky:
Please allow me to vibe in. Nigerians tongue...

Una see this invitation stuff ehn,I don tire....
E pass the bibliographic scene of the wedding invitation....


Anyhow i don land for Benin sha....I greet all Benin people and the incessant rain.........


Hmmm....How far blueto....shey I fit crash for ur hostel...I go give you the face to face GRAMMAR challenge wey you want


Moreover where is dharay99 my main man...Geofavour I sight you.......


Abeg i need place to crash ooo...I thank you all for ur concern....


But


Whenever I look at my kofa page...
I always feel dreary....


Chai...

Why on earth did you travel when you haven't been invited?
Perhaps,you wanna do "Uniben sightseeing".... Enjoy

KrystalConnect:
All Those That were Initially Posted By Jamb Made The 1st Batch Of Invitation. (Jamb Certified Them Eligible). Its Safe To Say They Have Been Given Admission, Unless UNIBEN Detects A Fault In Their Credentials..

Congrats To All First Batch Invitees, Admission Is Yours Already (If Your Credentials Are Error Free)

Sermwell:


UNIBEN does not even have time to be messing around! You are the one who thinks so! Now tell me, which university has admitted fresh students already and are receiving lectures! You act as if uniben is far behind in this admission process

Danosaur007:
hello please has any engineering or physical science aspirant been given invitation slip?... I'm going crazy ryt now and I need a response pls...Thanks in advance.

Greatzeus:

See talent if you are not a script writer for movies or drama,you are really wasting that talent.How long did it take you to form these words,good imagination

Just two minutes