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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 7:23am On Nov 11, 2016 |
StupidYorubaFool:Ah bros .. Me nene wannan danallah ... Abeg die d mata |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 7:16am On Nov 11, 2016 |
Julietjohn:Edakun .... madam o ti to oooo 1 Like |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 2:44pm On Nov 09, 2016 |
Klinee:Choi... what course? |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 10:12pm On Nov 07, 2016 |
reeblaze:No one forced you to believe. 1 Like 1 Share |
Phones / Re: Weekend Talk: Whats The Worst Phone You’ve Ever Used? Lets Discuss by CaptEColeJnr: 7:07am On Nov 05, 2016 |
Blackberry bold 5. that phone showed me hell... sometimes it would just reboot for no reason.. (and it takes forever to boot). I couldn't use the flash of my camera,if not the phone will just go off. The battery drains with the speed of me drinking a cup of milk. I couldn't load heavy webpages. When charging, sometimes it shows that annoying black stuff... oh God!!! so many things jere ... Android ti take over 9 Likes |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 11:26am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Venus007:OK thankz 1 Like |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 11:58pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
Venus007:Choi.... Does Jupeb start from 100 level or what? |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 11:55pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
Uniben be like..... "Ashimapeyin ko ti kan yin" |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 6:19pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
If by Friday nothing shows.... then we're in for a long wait. But I believe something will pop up before this week runs out. |
Crime / Re: Vikings Member Killed By Rival Cultists As Friends Mourn His Death. Photos by CaptEColeJnr: 5:44pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
Rest in Pieces 1 Like |
Education / Re: My Admission Testimony by CaptEColeJnr: 5:52pm On Nov 02, 2016 |
Teniolasmart:congratulations bro... mine is Uniben.. I connect my faith to ur testimony.. in Jesus name |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 6:37pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
A TRIP DOWN EKOSODIN LANE. Ekosodin.. Ekosodin The Nigerian Iraqi zone How great men art fallen in thy streets. How precious destinies have ended in thy stalls The dirge people raise up at the funeral of your victims are heart wrenching. There they are, Dark hooded fellows waiting, Different colours and banners flying, Assorted weapons hidden, All waiting at every corner to make trouble. oboy show baby show Subtle whistle calls to unsuspecting victims. Like a rattlesnake, they strike. Carting away all valuables Leaving behind a stunned victim with a face peppered with hot slaps. Ekosodin. The den of Strong men. Too old to remember their admission dates. Too fearful of facing life outside the small village. At every hostel they wait. Long term tenants overdue for eviction. The landlords agent comes knocking. A distinguished lawyer in his own right. The landlord said you people should pa. The words froze in his lips. For sight of the gun was enough to shut him up. Landlord say make una take good care of the hostel Quickly changing the content of the message meant to be delivered. Who could blame him? For a wife and three kids awaited his return home. To the primary school field I went. Hoping to enjoy a bit of banter among social gathering. The shirtless team was winning and the game tempo building. Midway through the game, A harsh tackle ensued against a shirtless player. The referee feigned ignorance. The spectators maintained their silence. The shirtless team maintained remarkable muteness. They all knew who the referee was. I did not. There I was. Yelling with a maddening roar at the injustice ignored. A side step, two side steps, Friends around had began to distance themselves from my location. The referee blew a halt to the match. In short strides undertaken with dwarvish legs, He raced down to my location. Who you be He asked. Blurting our the most idiotic question I thought anyone should ask. For I was a Jew in the country of Rome And a spectator in the midst of initiates. Well, I am kosilala for your information I replied while lacing the words with an exuberant tone. For I thought he was just another student. Within a fraction of a second, An eclipse occurred before my eyes. For the afternoon sun became obscured by a dark cloud. Bright stars appeared in my vision that moment. And the chirping sounds of birds around became more audible. Two more slaps followed in quick succession. Two more tsunamis that eroded my calm and beautiful face. Two more hands in my pocket relieved me of my new phone. A baptism of fire, I called it in narration to friends afterwards. Your first lecture in Ekoso 111, My roommate called it. And the second lecture came that Saturday. At the viewing center I sat, A yearning expectation swelling in my heart. With a win from Manchester United over Arsenal, My betslip winnings of #4000 would be guaranteed. So the match began. Rooney bumped in the first goal. Danny Welbeck supplied the second. Ashley Young added a third with a sublime curling R2 goal. And the floodgates slammed shut at Seven-nil. Ecstatic described my state. Wilding jumping and hugging unknown strangers. For winning in football always elicits a joy universally shared. While exiting the door, The minions gripped my hands. And with unspoken threat escorted me to the lair of oga at the top. Oga was very angry with me. For he was a fan of the loosing Arsenal side. And my jubilation had inflamed the sadness in him. In the middle of the slapping and kicking session, My orientation changed. Whilst spending my last #2000 buying beer for everyone around, My support for Manchester United rescinded. And my dire love for the gunners was born. With deep seated thanks I hail thee. For my fears you heightened And my belief in God you strengthened. To Him I ran to secure me. For I could do nothing to secure myself from the chairmen. In God's presence I found true peace. And in His word I found true wisdom to moderate my associations within that dreaded place called Ekosodin.[/b] 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 7:51pm On Oct 28, 2016 |
How dare they release DE result before Utme |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 6:04pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
patrao:Wetin you wan do am? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Beautiful Pre-Wedding Photoshoot By Models by CaptEColeJnr: 9:23am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Dem swear for Nairaland with pre-wedding photos? 3 Likes |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 8:55am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Anticipating..... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United - (4 - 0) On 23rd October 2016 by CaptEColeJnr: 4:52pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
Simple! Remove Fellaini and put Martial... Catapult Blind outta that field.... |
Religion / Re: 5 Supernatural Experiences You Will Have When You Genuinely Encounter God... by CaptEColeJnr: 2:21pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
You experience peace of heart and mind. .... Something only God gives 3 Likes |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 9:21pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
List should be out today. Hopefully! |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 3:30pm On Oct 19, 2016 |
hoyinmide:You need no link... All you need do is login your Kofa account to check your status |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 3:28pm On Oct 19, 2016 |
If they're there... It doesn't concern anyone! |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 10:11am On Oct 19, 2016 |
chem112:Never mind.. |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 9:28pm On Oct 18, 2016 |
chem112:Chemical Engineering |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 6:22pm On Oct 18, 2016 |
It's Point System that will definitely be used.. Anyone saying otherwise must be drunk on ethanol 1 Like 1 Share |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 6:20pm On Oct 18, 2016 |
stred:It's pharmacy |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 6:20pm On Oct 18, 2016 |
stred:Lmao Favour Lawrence |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 7:08pm On Oct 17, 2016 |
If you're a law aspirant... It might interest you to join the whatsapp group for Law aspirants only.. https:///0fqZgemxYvqBFLr8kpawYs |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 6:45pm On Oct 17, 2016 |
Ksslib:I thank God oo |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 6:39pm On Oct 17, 2016 |
Ksslib:Hahaha.... Egbon Ksslib .... Thank You for painstakingly taking time out of ur busy schedule to confirm this... We really appreciate... And of course.. U go chop tire on our matriculation day... I owe you one crate of Orijin |
Education / Re: UNILAG Expels 125, Rusticates 198 Students by CaptEColeJnr: 1:04pm On Oct 17, 2016 |
Dem go school go smoke weed? Na weedology dem dey study? 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Education / Re: UI Vs UNILAG's Method Of Screening by CaptEColeJnr: 12:47pm On Oct 17, 2016 |
Nonsense grading system |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 11:33am On Oct 17, 2016 |
Na send den send am for Me.. No one should ask me questions |
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