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adexsimply: @sweetheart someone needs to understand what "Sarcasm" means
SMH
#teamSmartWomen

Monstertrucks: seriously girl?,I'm not in for a lecture on What auto correct is.sombori please help her out.

Miner13: so caracta is ur woman
mtcheeew

adexsimply:

Monstertrucks: don't blame me,blame ur moniker. My autocorrect isn't friends with t.(if u know What it is )

adexsimply:
I'm proud of my woman

Monstertrucks: character has e-infected every body with this her (e)-disease.

sopoundz: so we vnt got e-fights err wah r my chances here?

Miner13: i beggi which gehl are you talking about here. Hope is not uj_sizzle

xynerise: Is for her own good o.


I want to visit Igbobi General Hospital and an orphanage home. Will you join me?

uj_sizzle: Dearest Mouth Piece,

I love how you answer questions on my behalf, for this i am most grateful. Still I must not fail to remind you that I don't do 'morning' hookups, seeing as i have a ton of things to do on saturday.

Thank you

uj_sizzle: *hands over a hanky*
*in soothing voice* It's for your own good honey. You have spent years deceiving these men, it's time to accept the truth about who you truly are. Only then will you find the peace that you seek on nl.

xynerise:

I want to take you out. Do you mind?

uj_sizzle: Caracta this is where we begin to flush out the fakes in your life.

1.

uj_sizzle: No need being jealous. I'm sure Cara will give you a kiss after she's done with the 5999 in line before you

xynerise: Caracta, I just fold hand dey look as you dey display here. So na so u like man butt reach?

Uju_sneezes, pls tell me more

uj_sizzle: Yes. He is too old for you and yet made you blush
And you touched his butt woman, his butt!!! What is wrong with you? I thought we already got rid of your fixation with butts in therapy? I spent a lot on that shrink for you!!

Monstertrucks: go away with your wish.

uj_sizzle: *bundles her up in a blanket and dumps her inside rice sack*

Teespice: thank you.

oya where is my merchandise?

*drags uju with a noose round her neck to my house*

uj_sizzle: He was blushing.
You were blushing.
I was watching.


Don't lie to me woman.

joeydozzy: Okay just type "Craig Robinson" on your tab, you'll be automatically directed to Google

Monstertrucks: What is wrong with this geh sef

Teespice: i am interested. how much?

Monstertrucks: okay I meant adex has been living there.

joeydozzy: That's Craig Robinson

In his voice "Take your panties off*

uj_sizzle: You sure twas a mistake? I know how you like butts

Monstertrucks: lplease I weigh over 70,nd I've got six packets ull be tripping over urself for when u see em.

uj_sizzle: Chai someone is on a suicide mission

uj_sizzle: I did NOT kiss you
Btw why was the man beside you in that bus asking for your phone number?

uj_sizzle: The Chinese are tiny, but duh they have martial arts!!

Monstertrucks: no no no