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Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 6:24pm On Nov 21, 2013

adexsimply: @sweetheart someone needs to understand what "Sarcasm" means
SMH
#teamSmartWomen

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 6:06pm On Nov 21, 2013

Monstertrucks: seriously girl?,I'm not in for a lecture on What auto correct is.sombori please help her out.

Duuuh! I correct my auto-correct. tongue

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 6:06pm On Nov 21, 2013

Miner13: so caracta is ur woman
mtcheeew

Werrin happen? huh

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 6:05pm On Nov 21, 2013

adexsimply:

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 6:00pm On Nov 21, 2013

Monstertrucks: don't blame me,blame ur moniker. My autocorrect isn't friends with t.(if u know What it is )

Then correct your auto-correct.

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 5:59pm On Nov 21, 2013

adexsimply:
I'm proud of my woman

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 5:56pm On Nov 21, 2013

Monstertrucks: character has e-infected every body with this her (e)-disease.

It's CARACTA dude!

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 5:55pm On Nov 21, 2013

sopoundz: so we vnt got e-fights err wah r my chances here?

I had to read this five times.

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 5:08pm On Nov 21, 2013

Miner13: i beggi which gehl are you talking about here. Hope is not uj_sizzle

Yes o

adexsimply!

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 4:45pm On Nov 21, 2013

xynerise: Is for her own good o.

I want to visit Igbobi General Hospital and an orphanage home. Will you join me?

Depends on the day and time.

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 4:44pm On Nov 21, 2013

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Dearest Mouth Piece,

I love how you answer questions on my behalf, for this i am most grateful. Still I must not fail to remind you that I don't do 'morning' hookups, seeing as i have a ton of things to do on saturday.

Thank you

[/quote]Oh shut up!

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 4:41pm On Nov 21, 2013

[quote author=uj_sizzle]*hands over a hanky*
*in soothing voice* It's for your own good honey. You have spent years deceiving these men, it's time to accept the truth about who you truly are. Only then will you find the peace that you seek on nl.[/quote] shocked

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 4:36pm On Nov 21, 2013

xynerise:

I want to take you out. Do you mind?

No she doesn't. Should be on Saturday though. Like 9am or thereabout.

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 4:32pm On Nov 21, 2013

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Caracta this is where we begin to flush out the fakes in your life.

1.[/quote]One down!

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 4:30pm On Nov 21, 2013

[quote author=uj_sizzle]No need being jealous. I'm sure Cara will give you a kiss after she's done with the 5999 in line before you

[/quote]I need someone to give this gehl a resounding slap cry

She wan spoil my ministry.

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 4:25pm On Nov 21, 2013

xynerise: Caracta, I just fold hand dey look as you dey display here. So na so u like man butt reach?

Uju_sneezes, pls tell me more

Pls don't mind her. I'm still a nun. You should trust me.

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 4:11pm On Nov 21, 2013

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Yes. He is too old for you and yet made you blush undecided

And you touched his butt woman, his butt!!! What is wrong with you? I thought we already got rid of your fixation with butts in therapy? I spent a lot on that shrink for you!! angry

[/quote]Ye! *slaps her gum* This is a public forum woman!

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 4:10pm On Nov 21, 2013

Monstertrucks: go away with your wish.

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 4:09pm On Nov 21, 2013

[quote author=uj_sizzle]*bundles her up in a blanket and dumps her inside rice sack*[/quote]Whoosh! I love rice. Is there plantain in there? cheesy

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 4:07pm On Nov 21, 2013

Teespice: thank you.

oya where is my merchandise?

*drags uju with a noose round her neck to my house*

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 4:06pm On Nov 21, 2013

[quote author=uj_sizzle]He was blushing.
You were blushing.
I was watching.

Don't lie to me woman.[/quote]You need glasses. Dude is too old for me. And I was dead tired that day.

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 4:05pm On Nov 21, 2013

joeydozzy: Okay just type "Craig Robinson" on your tab, you'll be automatically directed to Google

*rolls eyes*

No jor sad

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 4:04pm On Nov 21, 2013

Monstertrucks: What is wrong with this geh sef

Make a wish cheesy

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 4:03pm On Nov 21, 2013

Teespice: i am interested. how much?

God bless you. Uj-sizzle, how much is your bride price? Deduct 90% pls. cheesy

Teespice, you can take her on credit. I love you that much. kiss

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 4:01pm On Nov 21, 2013

Monstertrucks: okay I meant adex has been living there.

Leave him alone, will you? tongue

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 4:00pm On Nov 21, 2013

joeydozzy: That's Craig Robinson

In his voice "Take your panties off*

Who is he?

*covers face*

Pls don't tell me to ask Google. sad

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 3:59pm On Nov 21, 2013

[quote author=uj_sizzle]You sure twas a mistake? I know how you like butts undecided

[/quote]Ewwww! I don't molest old men. You saw him na.

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 3:58pm On Nov 21, 2013

Monstertrucks: lplease I weigh over 70,nd I've got six packets ull be tripping over urself for when u see em.

Packets of St. Louis sugar? I love sugar. cheesy

@OP, are we derailing huh

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 3:57pm On Nov 21, 2013

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Chai someone is on a suicide mission undecided

[/quote]Gerrout!!!

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 3:56pm On Nov 21, 2013

[quote author=uj_sizzle]I did NOT kiss you angry

Btw why was the man beside you in that bus asking for your phone number? undecided

[/quote]Lol. No. He told me to be careful with where I place my hand. I think I touched his butt mistakenly. And I told him he should have looked before sitting. Then he smiled and bla bla bla. Rubbish I tell ya!

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 3:52pm On Nov 21, 2013

[quote author=uj_sizzle]The Chinese are tiny, but duh they have martial arts!![/quote]We should fight one day. Kung-Fu. Pick a venue. We can even make a short video out of it. Are you game? huh

Romance › Re: Can U Date Fellow Nairalander? by Caracta(f): 3:50pm On Nov 21, 2013

Monstertrucks: no no no

oh...ok. I know you weigh less than 52kg. tongue

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