₦airaland Forum

jackbauersballs: So when did you see my rod of Damocles?

Few minutes ago at Obalende. Guy, you need to work on your manhood.

Shollypopz: LoL caracta, you don't have tell everyone his dyck looks like a pinky

I can't keep secrets. I need to see a shrink

lol @ pinky.

jackbauersballs: That's not what you said last night

Last night ke? I was with lalaosky and oahray last night.

jackbauersballs: There's absolutely no need to call me a mad man...

And must you tell everyone our secret?

Huh? Twas you? Oh...i see

Thanks guys. The owner of the tiny stuff i saw is here

dubem3: What exactly where you looking for when you saw it.
*brings pigeon for exorcism*

I was just passing o. This is totally wrong. The state government needs to do something.

Oh my goodness! I just saw a mad man's sex organ. His P****.

*washes face with holy water*

Gosh!

Rhymez: Whats up dear?


Make this firstbank answer me make I commot here

I'm ok o. This people want to kill me with work. I wish you the best. My friend is at Ikeja too. Hers should be 11:30am

lalaosky: Eze umunwanyi, forget all these modest names like itsmodella, cataract and adaobi... Their names might sound cheap but their intentions/desires are too effing costly.. Dangote cannot HOST them o. Lol

When will you host me too?

Eze Promoe, i need ticket to the UK to bring Adaobi for you. Her family won't let her travel alone. How soon can i get the tickets? Thanks for being there for us. We love you.

ItsModella: On another thought, Eze since you're gonna be hosting me, send me a first class ticket, I'm allergic to economy.

Eze Promoe, how far na?

adexsimply: Shey dem get nice bukateria Cafeteria there?

A lot...

adaobi123:
Yup there is. So Eze, you berra send my first class economy premium ticket asap.

Economy ke? Smh... Eze can afford first class and even a private jet for you. Why are you falling my hand?

adexsimply: Magodo Alakpere

They are two different places but the same area.

Yes.

adaobi123:
I can fly there. There's international airport in PH

Even if they decide to close PH airport, there is another one in Lagos

adexsimply:

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]But you're in the UK nao[/color]

Send ticket and stop dulling!

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Caracta, we'll do ours in a special way,
@ID, having you won't be bad, but we'll have to go economical here [/color]

Hehehehe. Timetable things

adexsimply: as in...money don finish on top fuel


Caracta what's that your area again? I wan port

Check the previous page

Idowuogbo: Me nko?

And me

dubem3: Lol... The thing been touch me for back of head. Your Hands shall not fall. Even if e fall e no go reach ground.

Idowuogbo: Awwwwh... Go tap current na!

lol...reminds me of those days in Yaba. We can tap anything "tappable"

ItsModella: Of course, I was exaggerating...I know Orlu very well.

Na who talk say light dey for village? Even Ogbunike, with a population of almost 250,000 no dey smell shi-shi. Na for there we dey use generator pass. Villa ko, villager ni.

Na me o
See, I can only speak for places I know. I even gave just one example of a state in South West. I don't even know a quarter of all the villages in Nigeria. If you think most (or all) villages do not enjoy constant power supply, I agree with you. No long thing.

dubem3: Did you just ask that?

We have settled this thing na. Bros, why do you want to intentionally fall my hand on a public forum?

lalaosky: Smh... I do real kisses not fake nunified ones

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

lalaosky: Bush gehl, na only fake kisses you sabi

Excuse me!!! Did I talk to you? I know you want me to kiss you. Oya take

joeydozzy: Who no know Nnewi?

That's the biggest spare parts area in west Africa
Anambra

oh...ok

joeydozzy:
I stay in Nnewi. I come to that area once or twice a year to see my family.

lol...ok. Where is Nnewi? Strange name.

Acidosis, why are you crying?