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binger: Oh dear,too bad it only closes when i say so.

Arrrrgghhh...sorry nah. I've been begging you all day. What else do you want?

@caseless, settled.

binger: Frowning won't get u out of this. You are vomitting the keyword before dawn...don't be scared.it won't smart

Don't threaten me o. In fact, it was a typo error. There is no keyword. Case closed!

binger: You'll force me to go private because of this...i just hope its worth it.if not...

Lol...you still don't get it? Just kidding jor...just like in Scare Tactics.
Leave me jor.
*frowns*

caseless: wetin be this? Brewing issues, Normal offline person, Real as tha dew, U are stil caracta, all these are for what? U cudn't be more straight-forward.......

Sms.....

lol...you'll probably not understand. My main point is that what i said that day was not directed at you. Shikena! I'm sorry you got caught up in it.

binger: Bia Caracta,i will fvck slap you oh! Gimme keyword jare!

Hehehehehehehehehehehe
I need to get into the kitchen
#runs out of thread#

binger: lol...who is scared? I'm just curious to know who u think won't come around when i'm fixed on her

BUSTED!!!
*dancing*
I got you confused

binger: shy? U don't know me.btw,babe gimme a keyword now...i've got things confusing me here.

Hahahahahaha. Confusion don catch am.
*thinking*
Maybe i need to start my own version of scare tactics.

caseless: u dont knw what u said? At some point, days to the newyear, u've forgotten how u were happy that the year was ending on tha right note for u jst after u put that bile out.
I'm sorry too!

See, i'm a very straight-forward person and i say my mind irrespective of the person involved. Inasmuch as this is an online forum, i still try to be very careful and act like my normal offline person. I'm as real as the dew. Whatever i said at that moment was probably to save myself from some already brewing issues. You thought it was directed at you...but then #shrugs#
I am still CARACTA!

binger: *keen* which one?

Come on, why are you shy? That girl nah...the second one. Not the hyper-active one o.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Bust you? Lai lai. They will end up busting themselves[/quote]Lmao...seriously! Lemme just keep my eyes open.

*in Joan Rivers' voice*
Life is good especially when the fields are green.

binger: *anoits her forehead with olive oil*

*faints*

[quote author=Mynd_44]Can I have some pop-corn? I have pepsi here[/quote]Yes pls, i have sweaty palms right now. I can't wait to get busted.

binger: Smh.seems like Bro. Timothy has been paying u visits at night...*pours her anointing oil*

*shy*
Not really. How far with that your e-babe? Did she finally come around?

ijebabe: We need words

Yes o...we are confused here. Words pls
#grabs popcorn#

binger: *anoints his forehead* Now you are talking...buh shudn't i be telling u that? U need it more,considering its only 'nuns' in a 'convent'

Leave me alone jor
#frowns#

binger: Who doesn't pray? Oh dear,lemme tell u.i just came out from a 6-6 dry fasting...coming out of my crib, i looked at a girl's yansh lustfully. So,there is no way u'll convince me about ur 'innocence' not after that 'banana' ish #lmao

Bananas are not in season. Try cucumber
*drinks holy water*

[quote author=acidosis™]He wants to marry caracta... [/quote]Was that what he told you? This my moniker ehn...! Chei

[quote author=Mynd_44]Yeah but there is one sure one that does not lie and is in the mix.

I might actually be bluffing........or not[/quote]lol...yeah. I guess. Kinda. Maybe

[quote author=acidosis™]I dont understand..[/quote]I bet you don't

binger: If there is one thing i knw abt the bolded,it is that its never don in a convent...u're prolly clubbing.SMDH! And why 'pray' with ur toasters? Nah,'pray' has another meaning...

Why are you like this? Like seriously. No trust at all. I pray a lot, you know. True

[quote author=Mynd_44]**whistling**[/quote]keep whistling. I have more than one source, you know?

[quote author=acidosis™]Lol... I really feel for you bro...considering the countless lexis and structure, the gingle pringles, et..al[/quote]I bet caseless didn't even realize what you did. Hmmm...life. Smh

ItsModella: what's Eze's own inside their matter?

lol...

[quote author=Mynd_44]I know your source so just chillax. Life is cute when people don't let their ego get in the way[/quote]Are you sure you know my source? Nah, nah, shouldn't be.

caseless: Hmmmmm.....in as much as i e-love caracta, i still cant fathom why she used that harsh statement that day. That shows she wasn't ok with tha play and she changed frm her courteous state to the opposite. No b say i nor fit fight on, but there was need to back-peddal.

Really? Never knew we have issues. Sorry o...my bad. I'm a newbie and i know nothing. I can't even remember what happened, but then, i apologize.
I AM SORRY

[quote author=Mynd_44]I am gonna block that source of yours permanently soon but you keep a cool head so no wahala.

Plus I did not send anything. Just messing with you[/quote]lol...my source cannot be blocked jor. He/She/It is a strong pillar. He/She/It knows a lot. I dey enjoy o.
*dancing*
I'm a newbie.

binger: They didn't teach u it takes a single step to walk into 'mandara'? Once u begin to receive 'toasts',u'll be opened to things deeper than mere 'toasts'

Ehn...ehn...i wasn't taught o. Ok, i only want guys to toast me on friday nights before night vigils
I need to pray with my toasters first.

[quote author=Mynd_44]The biggest player on NL don't even brag about it. Well he does not brag much[/quote]*faints*

[quote author=Mynd_44]Not yet. That is gonna come and probably shut down that E! Channel for good.

It is what Ije would call the scandal of all scandals[/quote]lol...i understand.
Btw, i didn't get it o.

[quote author=acidosis™]You need to know the guy behind this moniker -acidosis-
I have about 6 valid sim cards, over 10 email i.ds with valid passwords...
What if I decide to get on with another moniker, phone number and woo all my exes on nairaland again I tell you, each and everyone would fall over and over again.. without knowing it..
I don't have 'known' enemies around me here... so why would I wish to keep one online...
This is an online thing, its not my wish to offend anyone here...[/quote]You are right...i really don't know you. To each his own. You can keep swimming round her in the name of keeping an online friend.
Mo ti sin e de ibiti eru o tini ba e
So, my dear friend, mura si- carry go

Ijebabe, pls do a thread on Nairaland Serial Flirts...for our daughters. Pls