₦airaland Forum

Nice God will surly help us so that we have funny mother like patience
ebele jonathan

I want to ask, if Buhari should win Jonathan, will Buhari's wife make Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like first lady Dame Patience does? This woman has increased the life span of an average Nigerian.

Examples of her "award winning speeches" include:

1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.

2- * My husband and Sambo IS good people.

3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.

4- * My fellow widows.

5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.

6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.

7- * The doctors are responding to treatment.

8- * For those who said I speech bad English, I left them for God.

9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on.

10- * Na only you waka come?

11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are "sharing"

12- * diaris God o...
13- * on behave of N2million I donate my family.
14- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated?
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Yeah I bought her BB fone and he was useing it against me by posting another DP on it and after two weeks he left me for the guy

Abamsom, icheku, (aniocha delta) chichiba (ibise)

We really have to due some thing so that the nigerian merchant I for God to make president to sign our bill, because we really need take over what belong to us enough is enough

What els the u think that will happen when there is no provision for job