rodeo0070:
Oyo(Ibadan) and Ondo state (Akure) should be on that list...

CountDracula:
If ure startin to hate him cos he's stingy den u never loved him bfor, u jus loved his money and dt might b d exact reason why he's bein stingy

ddaammyy:
Type Of Slaps

TAKE AWAY SLAP
When someone gives you a dirty
slap, and all you can do is hold
your face and walk away.

RESOUNDING SLAP
This is after you are hit, you keep
on hearing some funny sounds
in your brain like "wiiiiiiiiiii"! And
voices in your head will start
singing Christmas Carol.

This is awesome!

FORMATTING SLAP
This is the slap that makes
someone forget instantly what
he or she was doing. You find
yourself asking questions like,
"What did I do?"

EXPLANATION SLAP
When someone gives you this
kind of slap, you find yourself
explaining the situation to the
nearest person on your own
accord e.g. Bros! Are you
watching? I didn't do anything o!

FIX DEPOSIT SLAP
When you receive this kind of
slap, all you will do is just stand
right where you are and watch
the person walk away with your
mouth opened widely.

RHETORICAL SLAP
The moment you download this
slap, you start asking questions
that don't need reply. Like, "John,

YOU SLAPPED ME?!"

SWEET SLAP
This is the type of slap a girl gives
you sweetly on your cheek and,
whether it's painful or not, you
start blushing.

MATHEMATICAL SLAP
This simply has to do with the
physical reconstruction of your
face when given to you; the
length of your face will be raised
to power two, your eye socket
will calculate its circumference.

CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP
When you receive this slap (it
proves effective when it's given
to you all of a sudden), you will
be able to speak all sort of
languages like Spanish, Greek,
Arabic, Hindu, etc together.

COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP
You will start seeing different
colours and your head will turn
to a nest whilst the birds will be
flying all around you.
Share the kind of slap you've
received before in the comment
box below...

MrPresident1:
I hear they now call him Aregbese, is this true?

Pakingzzz:
I've been called several times about the price of these Mppt controllers. I can let you have it at 7,500naira last if you're buying 1 piece. However, if you're buying more than 1 piece, i would let you have it at the price of 7,000naira last.

bigass:
Sorry ooo Please we want to add solar panels to our inverter. But I am more confused about how these things work. We use 1.5 Luminous inverters with 2 200AH batteries.
How many solar panels would I need.
How do i know if my inverter can work with solar panels.
Aside panels what else would I need.
How do you prevent over charging with solar.
Can solar and PHCN work together in charging battery bank.
How do you run the wires from the solar panel to the battery alongside with ones from phcn?

Sweetguy25:
While he was local government, you saw nothing wrong with him.

You made him chief of staff, both of you didn't have any problems.

You then nominated him for minister, you had no problem with that.

It is now that he's governor, you're now telling us of his sins and evil deeds.

What happened all the while when both of you were best friends?

Amaechi I can see through you, you are more evil and wicked than Wike can ever dream of.

Let peace reign in Rivers!