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Romance / Re: Things A Man Who Loves A Woman Should Never Do To Her! by Caricature(f): 11:24am On Apr 30, 2017
Yes I agree with the list but its not practical.
Romance / Re: Basketmouth's Wife Curses Side Chicks Waiting To Jump In When Marriages Crash by Caricature(f): 11:08am On Apr 30, 2017
But it's not the side chicks fault na. Your husband turned to her in time of crisis. A broken and dependent man is sometimes irresistible because men are not usually in that state.
Religion / Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by Caricature(f): 10:59am On Apr 30, 2017
frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.
This is a joke right?
Business / Re: Banking Customer Service: Which Bank Is The Most Customer-friendly Bank? by Caricature(f): 8:32am On Apr 30, 2017
They are all the same jor.

Friendly when you have something of interest to them
Celebrities / Re: Feyisara Hassan: Being A Baby Mama Is Better Than Being A Wife, I Don't Like Bra by Caricature(f): 2:50pm On Apr 29, 2017
Honestly, I will never be a baby mama. Its either the whole package or nothing at all.

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Politics / Re: VIDEO: Prison Officers Shaking Hands With Nnamdi Kanu As He Leaves Kuje Prison by Caricature(f): 2:47pm On Apr 29, 2017
He's a fine guy kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

Sorry Mrs Kanu wink

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Celebrities / Re: A Prophetess Shares Shocking Revelation About Apostle Suleman, Wife & Otobo (vid by Caricature(f): 2:45pm On Apr 29, 2017
This princess that resembles mami water so.
Politics / Re: Tinubu: I’m Writing A Book On How We Removed Jonathan by Caricature(f): 2:43pm On Apr 29, 2017
What's up with this Jonathan business?
Celebrities / Re: Afrocandy Finally Graduates To A Hard Core Porn Star. by Caricature(f): 6:57am On Apr 26, 2017
They start small and grow big.
Sports / Re: The U.J Esuene Stadium In Calabar Collapses After Heavy Rain (Photos) by Caricature(f): 3:07pm On Apr 15, 2017
khallebb:
This is a state that Donald Duke transformed totally but liyel Imoke and Ben ayade have really tried in turning this state into a caricature of itself. Thanks a lot ayade, I see your uncle In the village is at work. shocked...
You are mentioning me.

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Celebrities / Re: Marvis, Bisola And Kemen, Off To Efe's Village (photo) by Caricature(f): 10:05pm On Apr 14, 2017
gbegemaster:
Bisola if you come Warri you nor go gree go back again oh.

In fact I am coming to see you for Ayiri house. Wait me there.
Militant spotted

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Politics / Re: If Things Are Not Going Well In Nigeria Is Not My Fault - BUHARI by Caricature(f): 7:28am On Apr 04, 2017
Ashawogirl how we go do buhari na? You nor get spare apple?
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: What Borno Christians Faced Under Sheriff, Shettima – CAN Chairman by Caricature(f): 7:27am On Apr 04, 2017
aminho:


If you go back to fairly recent history, our first major problem was in February 2006, when a Danish man whom I learnt was not even a Christian, drew a caricature of Prophet Muhammad. Unfortunately, there was protest here in Maiduguri and Christians received the repercussions. A total of 56 churches were razed down in Borno, and many shops belonging to Christians were destroyed. What struck me most is that there was no compensation from the then government.

You are mentioning me.

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