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Nigeria is really a joke, police can catch these guys if they really want to catch them. Just put a tracker in those notes and nab them clean.

Why is this not on FP? Mods should do well and move to fp so that people will know that public hospitals has resumed services

hoeminique:
Baalthazar is the name of a demon and should be cast out of the church

Wrong, Baalthazar is one of the three wise men that visited infant Jesus Christ.

TGreatGatsby:
As she dey form fine geh reach she no fit spell God is Good correctly, She for just put GIG na

My brother....you spoke my mind. As she fine reach, she cannot make a correct sentence. "Thinking is safer" Jesu!!

Madueke should be subbed off, he's too selfish

They didn't tell you guys? He's shuffling another set of dirty politicians to come and have their own share of the national cake, lol.
If you believe that the new ones would make Nigeria better, then you are delusional.
Believe these lies at your own peril.

What is this? Don't we have something better for FP again?

99% of nairalanders did not understand that he is indirectly mocking tinubu with those sarcastic comments. I am beginning to like this guy.

Any update on the address of this church? I am asking for someone

Zonefree:
Shouldn't this agbaya be in 400 level

Comrade, the vawulence is too much
I don laff tire

Don't let nairalanders scam you in the name of helping you, stay wise and alert, bro.

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Na so, shut everywhere down!

Gadafii:
I will never forget this day in a hurry

I will disguise her name as Kumbi

She was one one of my favorite girls back in school, I really liked that girl like mad, short and robust/thick at the right places, big lips and pretty eyes, her boobs no too big, but her thighs and ass dey kill

I knew she liked me too, but her kolo friends dey always discourage her from having anything serious to do with me, because my friends were very notorious in our dept , wild motherfukkas 😂😂😂

At some point I stopped giving her attention, and moved on, I like you no mean say make I dey minus my steeze na.

One sharp evening, Kumbi called me that I should come around she has something to tell me, my lord is the sign 😀
I no waste two seconds bade my guys later, mount bike dey go her side

As if the Mei gida riding the bike knew how sooner I wanted to get to Kumbi place the werey just match forward down, ahhhhh werey no kill me for road oo

Few minutes I don alright for her streets, called her I was around her area, she said I should wait she went to buy Pepe, she's on her way already, as I hear Pepe my mind first skip because I know her crazy friends fit don plant some wicked ideas for her head.😂😂

We finally got inside her room and I noticed her roommate was not at home so I asked, she said she went for church crusade somewhere, oya na everywhere good

So we got talking, from the very first day I approached her and how I was one of the brilliant students in my class but very unserious human being, that was when she told me she really wanted to get serious with me but her friends are not allowing it, confession of a witch 😂😂😂

This girl prepared better white rice and stew with plenty Pepe,locust beans and fish, typical yoruba girl, me sef we no get shame, I calm down chop rice and even asked for more, food na my weakness 🤪
All this while I was expecting what's important she wanted to tell me, as she no talk me sef no wan forward, but when I checked time, it was past 9 already and I have been there since 6, heyysss fine girl why am I here exactly

She said ehnn, "my friend went to a church program and won't be back till next tomorrow, so I want you to sleep here, the compound is too big for only me"

Comrades, Instant joy filled my heart, my head swell, my eyes clears sharp, my mouth wet, my dicck erupted in joyous celebration, what God can not do?

At first I acted like I was not so interested in such arrangement, so I paused for few seconds without words and stared hard into her eyes, then she said "please stay"

Aghhh baby don't beg me, if I don't stay my ancestors may disowned me and village people cast me away.

Around 10pm, we had already gotten a bit into the mood, and closed the distance between us, sitting side by side with our backs on her bed rest, her skimpy nighties showing those ebony thighs and cleavage, hardness wan wound my dicck😩😩

I can't take it anymore, so I adjusted and kiss her exposed shoulder/arm, no response, did it again and again until I got to her neck, the rest was history, the manner she take dive my lips and held my head, sucked my lips like crazy was crazy, aghhh fine geh so you sef want this thing, bad geh 🫡🤝

I can't remember how many minutes we kissed for but that was one of my best kisses ever

After all the kissing and fingering and sucking, quaking, I made a beeline dive for the promise land, she held me half way, aghh baby girl Wetin dey sup na. She said" keep kissing me, I am not ready for sex"

I won't kid you not, my morale dropped once, how do you mean, are you seeing your period?, she said no so why, she conjure excuses for me, me sef being guy that will never beg for sex or force it, I just comot body, unmount from her and called my guys if they are still awake to open the gates for, this was past 12 already, but the idiots were far spent and gone and didnt pick my calls, she begged me not to leave thats its too dangerous, nooo baby you are dangerous than what ever is out there on the streets, even if I had to trek. Because how can you do this to me, anger wan burst my chest but I maintain total composure, she did everything possible to apologies, including putting brezz in my mouth, me sef na werey naso I grab the nippu with my lips begin suck brezz again, two seconds i don't forget my anger, the mumu diccck don rise again, life of a man hard walai 🤣🤣🤣😅😅

We did that and cuddled up till we slept off around 1 or so. First crow in the morning I don wear my clothes, waited to hear sounds of bike before I stepped out of her place

Comrades na so guyman no see promise land enter oo, till today anytime I remember that incident I always feel stupid and at the same time laugh at my self, we finished our school with no further actions and kept our friendship till few years after

I no lie, I enjoy the gist😁

You missed this one, proud member of SSAUTHRIAI

They approved the hike in tariff, I believe they are reaping the rewards now. Most of government owned properties are on Band A and the bills no be here.

In teaching hospital where I work, the meter read 8mills in 7 days and my CMD went haywire on that.

Catastrophe, cataclysm, epidemic, pandemic, pandemonium.

Diary of a SIMP

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The diary of a simp

He eventually didn't make it at the end, RIP bro

Abeg, how many countries dey owe us? I wantu check something.

Who told them to always pass ball backwards, why can't they run down the flanks? The whole game is annoying, knowing that they are all professionals

I wonder why you guys are taking this serious, dude is just catching fun with his friends and you guys are cursing him and having headaches on top his matter. Na wa for una oh

Draslo:
Trouble sleep, yanga wake am.


Let sleeping bitches lie.

Wetin e dey find 🎶
Palavaaaa, e dey find 🎶
Palava e go get ohhh 🎶

Is there nothing like federal character when it comes to something like this?

Connected1:
Oh Okay, more like hotel rooms, but there's enough privacy because once you go in, you aren't coming out unless you are leaving, everything is inside.

Much different from the norms.

Exactly, everyone minds their businesses

Calitoscassius:
Mmm... sounds like an adventure, what are the toilets like? I don't mind how filty the whole house is as long as the toilets are clean respected and ventilated

It's a self contain face me I slap you. Each room has it's toilet and kitchen

Connected1:
Self Contain isn't face me I face you.

He's talking room and parlour or a room where toilet and bathroom are shared.

Our own self contain is face me I face you, it kinda have up to 20 rooms. Each room facing another in different angles.

I currently live in one but everyone respects each other, mature minds, only single people. It's selfcon and everyone pays his or her bills as at when due. Everyone works, no students. I am actually enjoying life there.

He is a Life Beer ambassador, he might not actually be drinking it but paying his bills to the company. Even if he was, it's not a sin to consume alcoholic beverage.

They actually warned him but he never saw that coming through a crash. RIP