Diary of a SIMP

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The diary of a simp

He eventually didn't make it at the end, RIP bro

Abeg, how many countries dey owe us? I wantu check something.

Who told them to always pass ball backwards, why can't they run down the flanks? The whole game is annoying, knowing that they are all professionals

I wonder why you guys are taking this serious, dude is just catching fun with his friends and you guys are cursing him and having headaches on top his matter. Na wa for una oh

Draslo:

Trouble sleep, yanga wake am.


Let sleeping bitches lie.

Wetin e dey find 🎶
Palavaaaa, e dey find 🎶
Palava e go get ohhh 🎶

Is there nothing like federal character when it comes to something like this?

Connected1:

Oh Okay, more like hotel rooms, but there's enough privacy because once you go in, you aren't coming out unless you are leaving, everything is inside.

Much different from the norms.

Exactly, everyone minds their businesses

Calitoscassius:
Mmm... sounds like an adventure, what are the toilets like? I don't mind how filty the whole house is as long as the toilets are clean respected and ventilated

It's a self contain face me I slap you. Each room has it's toilet and kitchen

Connected1:

Self Contain isn't face me I face you.

He's talking room and parlour or a room where toilet and bathroom are shared.

Our own self contain is face me I face you, it kinda have up to 20 rooms. Each room facing another in different angles.

I currently live in one but everyone respects each other, mature minds, only single people. It's selfcon and everyone pays his or her bills as at when due. Everyone works, no students. I am actually enjoying life there.

He is a Life Beer ambassador, he might not actually be drinking it but paying his bills to the company. Even if he was, it's not a sin to consume alcoholic beverage.

They actually warned him but he never saw that coming through a crash. RIP

We need to know your location first

AlvinOO7:
Can we all forgive the Op?…he didn’t mean to upset y’all. He just wanted to show off his well upgraded vehicle, with a job so well done, enough to confuse some car enthusiasts. He was simply teasing y’all. Case closed!!!

Busted, full time.

Japa things, where are you located?

And someone was busy taking pictures, story storeeee!

Fracture of the penis is real but rarely happen

Baba wasn't even aware that the goal has been scored. Yinmu!

Mods update

solacegee:
When it comes to choosing a smartphone in Nigeria, two prominent options that often come to mind are the Tecno Phantom X2 and the Tecno Spark 10C. Both these phones cater to different needs and budgets. In this post, we will be comparing Tecno Phantom X2 and Tecno Spark 10C, diving into the specs and relative prices of these two devices to help you make an informed decision.

Tecno Phantom X2
The Tecno Phantom X2 is a premium smartphone designed to offer a high-end experience. Here are its key specifications:

1. Display: The Phantom X2 boasts a 6.7-inch AMOLED display with a resolution of 1080 x 2340 pixels, ensuring vibrant colors and sharp visuals.

2. Performance: Under the hood, it features a powerful MediaTek Helio G95 processor and 8GB of RAM, providing smooth multitasking and gaming performance.

3. Camera: One of its standout features is the 50MP triple-camera setup, including a 50MP main sensor, a 13MP ultra-wide-angle lens, and an 8MP periscope telephoto lens, offering impressive photography capabilities.

4. Battery: It comes with a 4700mAh battery and supports 33W fast charging, ensuring your phone stays powered up throughout the day.

5. Price in Nigeria: As of the latest information, the Tecno Phantom X2 is priced at approximately ₦160,000. Click to check current price.

Tecno Spark 10C
On the other hand, the Tecno Spark 10C is a more budget-friendly option while still offering decent features. Here's what you can expect:

1. Display: It features a 6.5-inch IPS LCD display with a resolution of 720 x 1600 pixels, providing decent visuals.

2. Performance: The Spark 10C is equipped with a MediaTek Helio G70 processor and 3GB of RAM, which should handle everyday tasks well.

3. Camera: It sports a dual-camera setup with a 13MP main sensor and a 2MP depth sensor, suitable for basic photography needs.

4. Battery: The device is powered by a 5000mAh battery, ensuring long-lasting usage.

5. Price in Nigeria: The Tecno Spark 10C is a budget-friendly choice, priced at approximately ₦40,000. Click here to see Jumia Price

Conclusion
In summary, the Tecno Phantom X2 is a premium smartphone with superior performance and camera capabilities, but it comes at a higher price point. On the other hand, the Tecno Spark 10C is a more budget-friendly option with decent specifications for everyday use.

Your choice should depend on your budget and the specific features that matter most to you. Whether you prioritize high-end performance and photography or affordability, Tecno has a smartphone to suit your needs in Nigeria.

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You are wrong with the ram size

kabanayol9:

Bros i have messaged you, please teach me how to make that in one week without any hassle, no money 💰 involve, i have got my phone and internet, thank you.

I didn't get your mail, I don't want to drop my number here. Send a mail from nairaland

WolfOfWalstreet:
I’m without a job at the moment, a friend recommended a security 30k job with free food once a day . Pls would you advise I go for the job?

Message me and I will teach you how to make that in one week without any hassle. No money involved at all, all you need is your phone and Internet

membranus:


Fake link.

Report the guy

josyawuhe:
download and watch for free, search in play store Jsmart Tv

Thanks man

Does anyone have a link to watch? I don't mean paid one oh

All these Elon Musk boys, para dey body

This should be at front-page mods