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Phones / Re: New Data Charges: 10 Things I Will Start Doing by carlwenger: 2:08am On Nov 30, 2016
AgapeHate:
Considering the new developments and hick in data. I hereby inform you that these are the new things I will be doing now.
1. No more clicking on snake threads, Davido baby mama threads, toke makinwa threads and wizkid threads.

2. No more 2 pages on any thread. Once my comment is not on the first 21 posts no need to comment. Someone else already said what I wanted to say

3. Replying of mentions has been strictly ignored. If you like abuse me from now till next year. I am saving data

4. I will not like your comments again. No matter how solid you sound I will not waste 1kb to like your comment no I will just nod my head. That is a proof I like your comment

5. No more alternatives. If I get banned that is it

6. Most of nairaland mods will not ban again. They need traffic and a lot of people will not be online. It will be stupid to ban those available.

7. No more clicking on threads with pictures. If you like give me a thread on how to make 1million and put pictures. I will not click.

8. I will do background restrictions. No need for pop ups. If I don't want notifications they don't need to come up. In fact no more Instagram, Facebook, Skype, snapchat, tingo, tinder, IMO. I am ok with whatsapp alone. Too much of everything is bad

9. I will only come online in the morning and night. To check and reply messages of last night. Then to reply messages the next morning.

10. No more clicking on links. If you create a thread then you said "click here" God will judge you
I think its better for those who wont afford subscribing should just wish us a prosperous xmas and a happy new year in advance...

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Crime / Re: Female Corper And Would-Be Hypnotists In Akure by carlwenger: 1:28am On Nov 30, 2016
You cant understand, wait until you fall victim. Ewu Judas
protocol:
Shut up mister ewu kongo

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