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Problemkid1:
LMAO look at this one that looks like skeleton is talking. Kibera skeleton amaka

First dude in the second image.
Why does he have BIG ASS TEETH?


On a second thought, why are there so many weird images of this Kenyatta man?

Just40:
yes oo

that same Saudi that lunch an oil war in 2016 and 2014 but quickly came back to their senses

That economist is full of surprises.

rvp20182:
Oil companies are filing for bankruptcy. Pray for Shell and Total Nigeria. Saudis can make profit at 2 dollars a barrel.

Who's this economist?
The same oil that accounts for 70% of Saudi exports?

No no.... You're joking.
Saudi Arabia possesses around 18 per cent of the world’s proven petroleum reserves and ranks as the largest exporter of petroleum. The oil and gas sector accounts for about 50 per cent of gross domestic product, and about 70 per cent of export earnings

rvp20182:
As long as you depend on OIL - you are not going nowhere. Now that strategic reserve tanks are full - its going down
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/01/coronavirus-oil-prices-could-turn-negative-as-storage-nears-capacity.html

Actually soon - Oil price will be less than an DOLLAR

Landlocked crude prices seen falling below zero

“Indeed, given the cost of shutting down a well, a producer would be willing to pay someone to dispose of a barrel, implying negative pricing in landlocked areas,” analysts at Goldman said in a research note published Monday.

'soon' is relative.

How soon is your 'SOON' ?

This is getting amusing.

Problemkid1:
Sorry to say this, they know? But they're just pretending to prolong this argument. This thread for don die since Na.

Make the thread no end sef.

It's really amusing TBH.

rvp20182:
Still dreaming about Oil - when you can export so many other things. DIVERSIFY like Kenya. In Horticulture...we export nearly 200 items...one goes down...another is back up.

Dr. Gloom.
I'm not talking about diversification. Never was.
I was just updating you on the current oil economics. You should re-forecast your economic outlook on Nigeria.

But isn't corona going to affect the global economic space?
Horticulture inclusive.

samorobo:
Lol I always miss this part...

Where did you see it

Lol.
Saw it about two pages back.
Think it's the feet of the SA chick.
Hope your Boer homie doesn't come running into your mentions calling you a pervert.

pacretus:
hahahaha . Whoever that someone is, deserves a medal,
He knew you would one day become this st.upid on a Nigerian forum.

Agama lizard this made my morning. Oh lawd!!!

If Xhosanostra is a lizard (agama species) Irongalaxy would be a squid.

Did you just say it made your morning??
LMAO!

uzzokel:
To put things clear to you. The $20b or whatever you call it is federal budget. Nugeria operates a confederal system of governmmet. So the federal budget is used for federal staff and some federal projects.
The states have their budgets and pay their own staff and build state projects. Majority of nigerians reside in their states. Abuja population is not up to a million. The states are independent of the federal. The total revenue of the country is shared among states.
If you watch, during this period og pandemic. States are building their own isolation centers and catering for their indigens independent of the federal.
States build their own roads, pay their own staff, pay their own legislators . They are like countries in nigeria.

Bro.
We've been over this before.
It's a pity most African nationals on here can't comprehend the Nigerian system.

Shii is basic though.

samorobo:
Just30 has his way with words.... poorest in the room

Aswear man!

samorobo:
You did not...you will be using calmness and be dropping low savage Insults

Lol.
I correct in peace.

Just40:
A higher percentage does not equate to a higher number of people

This is the reason why, say MTN makes more money in Nigeria than in SA of DSTv will make more money in Nigeria than in SA

Finally breaking things down I see.

Did I just see 'Feet' on this thread??
LMAO!

Just40:


i like your poem
The poorest in the room always makes the most noise.

Hey ! Kenyans, i learnt your government have got some small money.....
Maybe now, they can start giving all kenyans some small money to help you cope

Thanks.
The Poem was Spontaneous by the way.

'poorest in the room' got me.
LMAO!

forgiveness:
Hahahaha! Na so e suppose be.

Your head dey there my Guy.

rvp20182:
And 90-95% of that is from Oil. Now when Oil tanks like it does now - that budget will reduce to 10B dollars for 200M. The poverty capital need Jesus. You can imagine try to spend 20B to pay huge civil services of 200m - leave alone having money left to fix roads, railways and basic social amenities.

Can someone tell Dr. Doom here oil prices increased by 10% today?

And that the US of A has over the past few days urged Russia and Saudi Arabia to try to stabilize Brent and OPEC basket oil prices.

This Economist of Doom has been crying over Nigeria for days now forgetting there are bigger fishes in the pond with more interests that wouldn't want the pond dry.

In fact, you deserve a poem.

Roses are red.
Kenyans have large foreheads.
How's your Flower Economy?
Cos it looks Gloomy!

forgiveness:
Because his mind is made up. What else do one expect?

Me sef no come play na.
I be smart Yoruba boy too na.
Mo sha lo school.

Just40:
ive seen the graph

A 15% in Nigeria is a larger population than a 35% in SA

Hey I'm not taking a jibe at him or anything but that dude has issues with percentages.

Just saying ni oo

obaaderemi:
He wouldn't dare do that. I think only 2 black South Africans have ever won Olympic gold medals with all the facilities they have and also being the majority.

Omo Southy get plenty cleaning up to do oo..

Chai.

obaaderemi:
You know we are the Atlas of Africa. We balance Africa's weight on our broad shoulders. If this thing is going to be beaten in Africa, west Africa will have the most important part to play.

Well said Patriot!
Well said.


Aah.... So good to be Nigerian.

obaaderemi:
It's true. Only ndlovu, thugwane and semenya..

Sheeesh...

Now i see where that inequality write up on SA is coming from.

forgiveness:
The so called country with best university and health care system is yet to achieve this. Why na?

Maybe their researchers are busy with HIV related tests and shii..
That's a fair excuse.

samorobo:
He is stupid...I tell you that is how you know poverty nonentities with loud empty mouth...

He sees AC as luxury, so if he should get a jalopi car from the 80's we won't hear word here... nonsense

I think that's the worst post I've seen on this thread today.

That to me is poverty mentality in all its glory.
LMAO!

samorobo:
As expected...with our shiity infastructure we can achieve this....

Like they say.
Nigeria is shitty.

forgiveness:
I knew he was going to miss the point. Much for the so called literate country.

I wasn't expecting much either.

He thought he had a juicy catch.

Problemkid1:
You're just wasting your time on that hopeless idiot. That one is just naturally mad and stupid at the same time.

So many people on this thread don't know what a slum entails jare.
How can you classify abeokuta as a SLUM?

I don tire my guy.

Isolation is boring.

Enjoy two images of Lasgidi.

obaaderemi:
You know we are the Atlas of Africa. We balance Africa's weight on our broad shoulders. If this thing is going to be beaten in Africa, west Africa will have the most important part to play.

Haha!
No one comes close.

obaaderemi:
He wouldn't dare do that. I think only 2 black South Africans have ever won Olympic gold medals with all the facilities they have and also being the majority.

That would be Alarmingly 'Alarming' if this were true man!

Nigeria is the first African Country to do a SARS-CoV-2 genome sequence from a COVID-19 case

Just had to bolden it so no one misses this.
No mean feat
Big Ups Naija!

http://virological.org/t/first-african-sars-cov-2-genome-sequence-from-nigerian-covid-19-case/421

obaaderemi:
The guy would dodge this unless he has to bring in white South Africans for succour.

He'll mention pistorious, Chad le clos and the likes... Haha.

They have Semenya though

Austine1212:
Post recent pics

Are you really doing this?

Just google Ebony life tv and view the images your self.

Jeez.