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prem love: Na the under dey important

u no well o, lmao

lmaooo, what she did was as a result of cocaine intake cos a normal human being wouldn't behave like that, u can see, she didn't feel remorseful at all. so funny.

My dad is my best friend, since birth till date he has never raise his finger to beat me and my siblings. Thank God, he got married to my mum (a disciplinary and no nonsense woman ).we would have been a spoilt brat. he doesn't like any harm to befall us, he is a shield to us, always proud of us. he is a man when he see anyone of us falling, he bring u up, dust u and help u in d track of life again. I love that man, if possible to marry that man I will. I'm his favourite because he always say I'm d one that prove him he is a man that d I was born , was d happiest day of his life

shizzle11: Absolutely!!

Good for you!

Thank u o jare!

babyosisi: Funny,your prostitutes are better than others
Na wa o
Are you speaking from experience, Nne?

The girls can do ashawo when single but once they marry,the spirit of ashaworism dies and they become faithful wives
They swear to juju to do ashawo and another juju again to be faithful wives
This is hilarious
I hear you ma

tell me what is d difference between Ashawo and a girl who have had about 10 or more failed relationship? are they not the same thing. many guys have slept with both of them. the slight difference is d prostitute use her own to make ends meet with no emotion attach while d girl in failed relationship make no money out of it and still have her heartbroken at the end of the day. mind u, I'm not speaking from experience, I'm a kind of person that doesn't like falling victim to unnecessary things so I learn about what is going on around me and learn from people experience .

babyosisi: Na only Italy dem dey go
Don't even go there
Na which people dey send their daughters to Italy and Spain with the family blessings sealed at a babalawo coven
I say make we no scatter this fine thread with the legendary ashawo supplying tribe
Mind yourself o
90% of prostitutes in Europe are from Edo
What does that tell you?

Not only Edo send their daughters to Italy, other tribes do it. The main reason why Edo own is more heard is that we have human feelings we remember where we we come from because we do send money to people back home unlike other tribes who forgot people back home when they are in the foreign land doing prostitution. That is why u hear people saying "oh, it is their daughter that is sending them money from abroad that's why they are looking fresh, or buying cars for them e.t.c. Edo lady might have fornicate while still single but once she is married and her bride price has been paid, all that have to stop. From the part of Edo, I come from, If a woman commit adultery and she's hiding it, if her husband and her children is still eating her food and drinking her water, unusual ailment will befall them, even if they were taking to the hospital, the doctor will never see the cause of the ailment. If proper things are not done, maybe she did not confess what she has done and still keep it to herself, the husband and the children will start to die one by one. If she confess and her husband still want to keep her, there are some cleansing ritual that has to be done to cleanse her before her husband and children start to eat her food again because she has already be regarded as unclean human. If her husband find out that she commit adultery and don't want her to know as reason to punish her, the husband would have gone behind her back to do the ritual stuff, so na she go die be that. Part of Esan side, the punishment if a woman is caught committing adultery, she will be stripped naked, she will walk and dance the whole community with people flooding at her back beating drums to display her body to everyone since her husband is not enough for her, u can play with her body if u like. With that kind of weird custom who will want to commit adultery. So my sister, edo people don't commit adultery because of the huge consequences that follows it. All other tribes in Nigeria don't have that kind of custom that prohibit them from committing adultery, that's why adultery is most rampant in their mix.

can someone please help a lady in distress here, my whatsapp has expired and I want to renew it but it keeps telling me insufficient memory storage. please, I need help seriously. thanks

sigmond: @Caracta she is a feminist and very vocal whiles am the laid back and traditional kind of guy as i work mostly in investment
and private banking and also my close pals are married to virgin themselve and they encourage me to choose wisely

must u follow what ur friends did, most of ur friends might be lying to u, I thought u are a mature guy for u not to know what u want

encryptjay: You guys are unhappy because Tecno is far better than ur so called BB. I think it's time u reason with ur senses. Buy a Tecno phone and examine it yourselves and not from other people's judgement. Tecno has come to stay.

it has come to stay o, I had to sold out my bold 4 becos i'm so bored wit d pinging of a thing to get d tecnoP3 since I ve purchase it, it's never a dull moment

Vwandyboy: ndi ara so na this china fone wey cheap all of una dey use nw no BB again Poor tinz!!!! My BBQ10 all the Way!!

na people like u dey use BB Z10 and ur clothes and shoes don tear finish, u come dey come here dey run ur mouth, big boy my foot

just opening this thread and I gat ya, saving myself from the stress of opening each of the page one after the other. I was happy dat I'm not only sharing bday with a foreign celebrity only (lady gaga). U are the second have found. How are u doing Bday mate.

Macgreat: Name:- Mac
D of B:- March 28

ooooo why now? why don't u wait d next day. 28th lady speaking

nesta-AK:
March...27th

There was a friend of mine who went to a wedding ceremony, the guy cute up very well to the wedding and wore his most cherish costly shoe. He didn't return that night until the next day, to our surprise when he showed up, this guy was putting on bathroom slippers. when ask about what happen, he said he did know what happen, dat all he could remember is that a guy walk up to him and told him to off his shoe so that it would get stained, then he concur wit him, when he finally wake up the next day at the venue of the party. he was unable to trace the guy and his shoe. he had to buy a bathroom slippers on his way home. We all can't stop laughing that day.

There was this funny drunkard I love watching in our area, anytime the man got drunk he will bend himself sideway and be walking until he get to his destination, when ask why he was walking like that he will say he is seen the road more clearly like that.

Must I do all dis to keep a man, I no get time for all dis rubbish
To make a man love u die, ladies, love yourself first

abi, no mind them, hypocrite people

ednut1: leave all dis one, even d op self dey in d trade

not all educated people are sane o, some MSc. get close to them and see what they spit out of their mouth is RUBBISH. The girl na longer throat she be

ChiSun27: Dis is man inhumanity to man abi woman sef...But y will a sane educated gal date an agbero?

u are going to be a wonderful father. I envy ur future wife or ur wife.

ebamma: So anyting that comes from americans is now fact abi, am a man and i hate to see babies cry, if i see one crying i usually try to make funny faces and play with him till he stops crying

cute baby, but y d hairdo now? if the baby have come of age and start smoking weed. u start blaming witches in ur village. Meanwhile you are the architect of your problem. SMH

Lmao, funny dude

j4jj: I sleep with my ass* up! Who cares?

I wonder o!! cos if u pass out 3 pounds of food a day, that means na cholera person don get be dat. D Op no think am go dat side at all.

micki83: Em...I don't think u hav to pass out every thing u eat sha.d body definitely burns some of d food we eat as a source of fuel,some are passed out and d remaining is stored as fat. If u eat 3 pounds of food a day,u can't expect to pass out 3 pounds of crap cos if u pass out all d food u eat,what will u body use as fuel?

She is a model, she doesn't need to wear bra.

Uwakuwak: Happy birthday Oluchi. May the oil never dry, but on ur next birthday try to wear a dress that will cover your breast and dont always forget to wear bra.

if u know u are into her why not? and what give u assurance that both of u will enjoy the sex on the wedding nite
u won't enjoy it due to the excessive stress for the preparation of the wedding and at the end of the day both of
u will be disappointed because the lady will regret that the virginity she has been keeping all this while doesn't
worth it and u too will be disappointed because u are so tired because of the marriage ceremony. The blood coming
out of her p*****y will even be a big turn off to u. So it's good to do testing even if ur girl is a virgin to break d
unnecesary nylon called hymen that it's going to cause unnecessary hindrance that will hinder u from enjoying ur
wedding night. period

Yoruba Actress dem ugly die, look at them, they look like hippopotamus

psky: Lmao, really funny. God knows it's just now I'm finding out all these things o.
Anyway, I also remember this one:

jingle bell, jingle bell
jingle all the way
father christmas open nyash
and everybody say, yeh!

did you see the nyash
that father christmas open
did you see the wogo-wogo
dancing all the way

We were not bush o, we actually knew the right lyrics. But this one was more enjoyable . And so we sang it so many times we forgot the right lyrics.

Can,t stop laughing with the wogo wogo thing. Quite funny though

She should hold on to d Lord, and 4 her husband d wrath of God will come upon him for not standing by her in times like this.