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Frankenstein:
OP, did you lie to the girl?

no i didn't.

Melahou:
But he's still your guy...
It's one of those things...

Jst tell him how you feel about thewhole parole and you guys should settle with some bottles

ok but man if you were there yesterday, you would definitely be angry. i told ok she's left and he's happy, right? it's ok. life is not like that.

julie8:
First of all, I'll say insecurity. Most guys who do not believe in themselves will do anything to make sure that their pallies do not progress above them, including romantuc relationships. They are so much afraid to be left behind. I hate insecure guys.

yeah insecurity. i guess he doesn't feel good about himself and hence wants to make his follow guy unhappy. i was flowing very well and the chick was smiling when i was talking to her. when exactly is lovers day?

sexyseun:
Typical story of a pained guy who just lost a golden opputunity. Go and ask your friend why he's jealous, Dont ask us, we dont want to know



We are not interested

Get your ass.s off my thread. Did i specifically ask you to come here? Bad girl

MyParadise:
My lovely bros, that guy is not ur friend abeg. To be candid such a friend can poison u when u r progressing. Anyway, back to our point, there many reasons why most guys act jealously which could be either he too likes that girl or he has received a reddish red card when he tried to go for the girl unto that way Or he is planning to overtake u. Or he is just a saddist or dog in a manger. He acted childishly shaaa? Still know that not every person could act in such a low manner.

yes. what you said is totally true. thank u!

Melahou:
You friends was not jealous...
Only trying to save you from impending doom.
Imagine a girl you don't know from anywhr given you such green light...
I guess you whr not thinking with your head at that time...

You should thank your friend for been there for you

I guess that how you sleep around with girls and expect your friend to hail and encourage you.

Hey hold it! I am a very responsible guy and I don't sleep with girls. I think he's simply jealous because when the chick left he said that girl fineeee ooo. The guy really fuc..ked me up. he purposely did it. This is the guy I usually pay things for.

MyParadise:
ok

please man tell me.

I was with a friend yesterday, while we were drinking and watching Chelsea Vs Man City match, a girl who came to buy something greeted me very well and showed some signs that she's interested in me. And I asked if she was in a hurry to go, she said "not really" and I needed a responsible female friend?

Asked the madam to bring a chair for her. She sat down and I offered her a drink. In the process of talking to her, she asked If I had a gf? I said no. And also asked If I was new here? I said yes. And when she asked me the kind of girl that I like. In my mind, I was happy because this is a green light question. My friend became very jealous and said I was lying and she shouldn't mind me.

I was so pained. The girl later stood and left. She wasn't really happy. Even the madam, that is the owner of shop became very disappointed and said my friend wasn't a cool guy and that she hasn't seen me with a girl before.

Now, I have told my friend to stop calling me and also stop coming to my house. He's not a good friend.

The question now, is why do some guys get jealous of seeing their follow guy talk to a pretty girl? Why? Why? Can anyone tell me? This guy has really spoiled my show. I'm not sure if I will meet that girl again, even if I do, I'm afraid she'll ignore me.

Moderator, front page please!

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Details emerging of the final moments of Flight QZ8501 are likely to focus attention partly on maintenance, procedures and training, though Indonesian officials have not ruled out any cause and stress it is too early to draw firm conclusions.

The Airbus A320 jet plunged into the Java Sea while en route from Surabaya, Indonesia, to Singapore on Dec. 28, killing all 162 people on board.

People familiar with the matter said earlier this week that investigators were examining maintenance records of one of the automated systems, the Flight Augmentation Computer (FAC), and the way the pilots reacted to any outage.

One PERSON familiar with the matter said the captain had flown on the same plane with the intermittently faulty device days earlier. There was no independent confirmation of this.

After trying to reset this device, pilots pulled a circuit-breaker to cut its power, Bloomberg News reported on Friday.

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AirAsia said it would not comment while the matter was under investigation by the National Transportation Safety Committee (NTSC) of Indonesia. The NTSC has said it is too early to say what role either human factors or equipment may have played in the crash, which is still being investigated.

Experts say the loss of the FAC would not directly alter the trajectory of the aircraft but would remove flight envelope protection, which prevents a pilot from taking a plane beyond its safety limits, and require the crew to fly it manually.

The decision to cut off the FAC has surprised people following the investigation because the usual procedure for resetting it is to press a button on the overhead panel.

"You can reset the FAC, but to cut all power to it is very unusual," said one A320 pilot, who declined to be identified. "You don't pull the circuit breaker unless it was an absolute emergency. I don't know if there was one in this case, but it is very unusual."

It is also significant because to pull the circuit breaker the captain had to rise from his seat.

"STARTLED"

The circuit breakers are on a wall panel immediately behind the co-pilot and hard or impossible to reach from the seated position on the left side, where the captain sits, according to two experienced pilots and published diagrams of the cockpit.

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"It appears he (the co-pilot) was surprised or startled by this," said a PERSON familiar with the investigation, referring to the decision to cut power to the affected computer.

The captain eventually resumed the controls, but a PERSON familiar with the matter said he was not in a position to intervene immediately to recover the aircraft from its upset.

"The co-pilot pulled the plane up, and by the time the captain regained the controls it was too late," one of the people familiar with the investigation said.

Tatang Kurniadi, chief of Indonesia's NTSC, told Reuters there had been no delay in the captain resuming the controls but declined further comment.

The head of the investigation, Mardjono Siswosuwarno, told reporters this week it was too early to say whether the accident involved pilot error or a mechanical fault.

Indonesia has issued some of the factual circumstances, but not released its preliminary accident report.

The NTSC said on Thursday the jet was in sound condition and all crew members were properly certified.

Airbus declined to comment.

Lawyers for the family of the French co-pilot say they have filed a lawsuit against AirAsia in Paris for “endangering the lives of others” by flying the route without official authorization on that day. Investigators have said the accident was not related to the permit issue.

AirAsia did not immediately respond to requests for comment on the lawsuit. Air accidents typically give rise to conflicting liability claims, and the 2009 crash of an Air France jet is still working its way through the French judicial system.

Although more is becoming known about the chain of events, people familiar with the investigation warned against making assumptions on the accident's cause, which needed more analysis.

Safety experts say air crashes are most often caused by a chain of events, each of which is necessary but not sufficient to explain the underlying causes of the accident.

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I currently live in Enugu and I need a responsible female friend. Kindly PM me if you're nice.

devour129:
no one is supporting the lady , it's just the irony that they are mocking . Cos if the reverse was the case they will blame the woman for not doing more to keep her hubby happy from not straying And this begs the question of "who to blame " and the men are still blaming the lady .

Talk turkey.

devour129:
the table has turned and they want to use a different measuring scale , no way . The guy must be one of those dirty , pot belly , ugly , never do well , stubborn , rude to inlaws etc somebody . He needs to get his acts together before the lady moves on permanently , usa is a safe haven for women thank God

You think so?

gracile:
I so love this piece, I mean this is how it ought to be
nice one op

Thank you.

mirexxx:
ewwwww

LOL, what's wrong?

rubey:
Great!

Thanks Rubey!

niggi4life:
why not No 2?
According to basketmouth: any girl that hasn't fart in front of you after dating her for more than 2yrs can keep deadly secret for more than a century

Deadly secret? Hahahahaha. You've made me fall from a chair.

When we begin a relationship, we try to be the best version of ourselves. We’re always clean, always shaven and never discuss anything that doesn't work to enhance the dynamic and cultivate closeness: family, lifelong goals, deepest secrets or what we did during the day.

Nothing creates intimacy, however, like an accidental fart or a severely unshaven vagina.

Nothing makes you realize how much you love YOUR boyfriend or girlfriend than when their gross morning breath somehow isn't that gross, or when weight gain in particularly unattractive places doesn't make you cringe.

We’re all human, and we can’t sustain this level of perfection that we all strive to attain in the beginning of our relationships. Eventually, the stuff we worked so hard to keep hidden comes out — literally.

Here’s how you know the love is real.

1. There’s no demanding need to shave.

The beauty of a comfortable relationship is that you only need to shave if you want to. There’s no longer that weird pressure to do so to impress someone.

Sure, lots of us shave for ourselves and not for the pleasure of a man, but long winter months make even the most uptight of ladies lazy.

The last thing any girl wants to do in the winter is spend time in the shower shaving off the scruff keeping her legs and ladybits warm; it just gives the bottom half of her body even more goosebumps on the walk out of the shower.

I mean, is there anything worse than having to emerge from the coziness of a steaming shower when it’s 30 degrees outside? Don’t make it worse by forcing her to remove her natural blanket.

Also, any boyfriend would be a total jerk if he dumped his girlfriend just because she didn’t shave for a month. What if she was just prepping the area for the landing strip she’s crafting for you for YOUR birthday? You’d never know.

2. You fart in front of each other.

Surprise! With a booty comes a bootyhole.

Girls especially like to pretend they don’t fart. They probably spend the first six-to-18 months of a relationship convincing their boyfriends that the only holes they have are their mouths and ladybits.

But one night, you will take her to get Mexican food for YOUR anniversary, you will be having sex and press on her stomach weirdly, or she will be unsuccessful in yet another attempt at trying to hide and blame you for one of the many SBDs she does in front of you — and the inevitable will occur.

Just laugh, OK? There’s no turning back now. You both fart.

3. Poop is discussed in any capacity.

Nobody likes talking about pooping. That kind of talk is reserved for YOUR health-conscious mother when she asks if you’re eating enough fiber, with YOUR doctor at a check-up, and with your closest friends during chats about everyone’s varying levels of constipation.

A new milestone in any relationship is reached when someone mentions his or her bowels, so you know you’ve hit peak comfort level with your boyfriend when you can discuss how much you have to sh*t.

This, along with number 2, is another reminder that girls are human. The guy who wrote that “Everyone Poops” book is a damn genius.

4. Period talk, especially the non-judgmental kind, is acceptable.

Sometimes, it’s necessary.

A girl suffers more than just the obvious bleeding for five days straight when she gets her period. She may BECOME more irritable, impatient, emotional and in need of random foods.

Maybe she doesn’t feel like having sex with you, or maybe her sex drive is out of control. Maybe she looks a little bloated in her crop top. Maybe, mid-hookup, it comes out. In all of these cases, period talk will happen.

A good relationship knows the TWO key components of acceptable period talk: what kind (if it involves the prospect of period sex or a need for complaining) and when to do it (only if she brings it up — which means never, ever, ask “Jesus, are you on YOUR period?” after a heated conversation).

If conversations about periods occur without YOUR boyfriend wanting to jump off a cliff, consider YOUR relationship golden.

5. You pee with the door open.

If you’re in the middle of a crucial conversation, why end it just because ONE of you has to pee? Just leave the door open a crack, continue with that thought and let it out. Or, if you’re getting ready to go in the shower together, just sit on the toilet and go.

Before the first time this happens, you’ll probably ask if you could, and YOUR partner will probably give you a nervous, hasty, “Uh, yeah, that’s fine.”

But soon, it won’t matter, and you’ll both GET used to the sound.

6. You let him pee in the shower when you shower together.

Girls find the phenomenon of “peeing while standing” incredibly foreign and strange, and they like to keep the idea of showering with you as sexy as possible. Considering these TWO major thought processes, if she lets you pee in the shower while she’s in it with you, it’s a pretty big deal.

Of course, you’d better turn the f*ck around and make sure she doesn’t actually see anything. Also, for the love of God, make sure it goes in the direction of the drain.

7. Morning breath doesn’t gross you out.

I find it interesting how often people avoid discussing the unsexy parts of a post-hookup sleepover: the smudged makeup that reveals nasty blemishes, the obnoxious snoring, how impossible it is to actually fall asleep and stay asleep, the eye crusties and the morning breath.

Oh, that morning breath.

After a sufficient amount of sleepovers with YOUR significant other, you’ve definitely caught a whiff of their rancid halitosis.

Those luxurious early hours of pre-teeth-brushing morning sex will inevitably begin with traces of putrid breath, especially if YOURpartner is someone who still wears a retainer to sleep.

Soon, however, either you will GET used to said morning breath (after all, morning sex involves making out and swapping YOUR morning breath with YOUR partner’s) or you’ll be able to ignore it. Either way, power to you and YOUR relationship.

8. A new hobby involves popping pimples and blackheads.

Girls receive a sick pleasure out of popping pimples and blackheads. They love any kind of beauty routine that promises cleanliness and purity, even if the process is painful.

The ordeal involves washing their face thoroughly, pressing a hot wash CLOTH onto the face to open pores, and grabbing the nearest silver popping tool. Then, the squeezing begins.

It’s the best.

This kind of event is enjoyable for girls because it is their face, and because all dirt and gunk and whatnot that emerges is from their own bodies.

However, if YOUR girlfriend offers to pop your pimples — that is, willingly come face-to-face with your dirt and gunk — take it as a sign that she finds even the grossest parts of you appealing and worthy of YOUR touch. That’s huge.

9. Sicknesses don’t make kissing off-limits.

He’s oozing boogers. She’s got crusty Pink Eye. You hear the phlegm in his lungs when he coughs. She just puked. But nothing stops you from being with your partner and wanting to take care of him/her — and maybe even get physical.

Sick significant others will likely say things like, “No, I look really gross, stop,” or “There is no way I look cute right now,” to try to prevent you from seeing them (or to guilt you into disagreeing with their self-deprecations and bringing them soup), but you will dispute them.

Even with snot seeping from her nose and dark circles under his eyes, your boyfriend or girlfriend is just as appealing as he or she is in black tie attire.

At least, that’s what you’d better say.

10. Weight gain isn't a big deal.

In this media-driven, image-obsessed world, we all strive to have the best bodies. Men stuff their faces with protein, women eat carrots, and everyone kills themselves at the gym.

These strategies are effective for the beginning of a relationship, but once you’re deep in ONE, laziness inevitably sets in.

When you’re in a relationship, you may notice changes in YOURsignificant other’s body overtime.

Maybe YOUR arm sits differently on their waist, maybe you notice a pooch forming when you’re naked, or maybe you find you need to BUY a bigger sized shirt than last year for this year’s Christmas present.

But weight doesn't matter. You still remember them exactly how they were when you first met, and you still love them with the extra pounds.

11. Despite all of this, you actually still find your significant other sexy.

This is not a matter of simply tolerating these gross things; it’s a matter of still thinking YOUR partner is incredibly hot regardless of them.

The poops, the weight, the sicknesses, the pimples — nothing can stop your heart from beating and your sexual drive from climbing.

Ten minutes ago, your boyfriend literally Dutch-ovened you with his farts, and now your bra is off and you’re ready to pounce him. How is this possible?

This truly must be what love is.

sidecheek:
What a load of crap¿
I sure hope they get past it and still remain cordial¿
Separation is good for now¿
They can go for counseling but suicide? Over such matter¿
Is she for real¿
I pity the poor man and yet when such man go running to the waiting arms of a female friend, they'll be talking crap¿
Marriage is fecked up, yes offence¿

Like your comment. You made a lot of sense. I feel so bad about some females supporting their lady. It's indeed pathetic.

cococandy:
She wasn't after money obviously. Maybe the husband wasn't perfoming well in that other area.

He should just forgive her as long as she's repented and try to fix whatever he was doing wrong that led the woman astray.
Maybe they should go to counseling and pour out their hearts to each other. Each person will recognize and be prepared to fix their own contribution to the mess.
At least for the sake of their four kids.
You know divorce is harmful to kids.

Eya poor kids

Are you so sure of this? I am new to Nairaland and have read couple of views.