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RomanceRe: ONE Trick You Can Use To Get A Girl To Take You More Seriously Than Other Guys. by Carp101: 9:15pm On Apr 04, 2015
boluyongp:
Hehehe.. My guy, nice one.. She go just dey shock gringringrin
haha yes. tx man.
RomanceRe: ONE Trick You Can Use To Get A Girl To Take You More Seriously Than Other Guys. by Carp101: 7:37pm On Apr 04, 2015
boluyongp:
All what Charles has said several times on NL is true and its more difficult to learn all these from experience than in books. I think I can recommend Charles' Bang Rule.
hehe...i also told another chick that she doesn't have charisma to date a funny guy like me, but if she promises to be nice, maybe we can give it a try. Haha.
RomanceRe: ONE Trick You Can Use To Get A Girl To Take You More Seriously Than Other Guys. by Carp101: 7:24pm On Apr 04, 2015
OP, ur stuff works. I have a date but i told the babe to wait that when i'm less busy she can come over to my house!
PoliticsRe: History Beckons As Buhari Sets To Unseat Jonathan - Leadership Newspaper by Carp101: 8:28am On Mar 30, 2015
ifeomaekol:
Indeed! Oga eme ha voom anya
lol
RomanceRe: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by Carp101: 7:06am On Mar 30, 2015
MissAdeife:
No 10 is totally disgusting !!
Why sample your back on Nairaland just to attract crazy guys?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa : International Friendly : (1 - 1) On 29th March 2015 by Carp101: 5:52pm On Mar 29, 2015
purplekayc:
is keshi still the coach?
Yes but the NFF is trying to get a very good coach from Germany.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa : International Friendly : (1 - 1) On 29th March 2015 by Carp101: 4:33pm On Mar 29, 2015
uzolexis:
Ah Super Eagles never fail to dissapoint me......mtchewww undecided undecided
All is not lost yet. Nigeria is trying to mould a new team and we took some points off the South Africans in the ranking because we drew at their home.

Friendly matches are meant to trying out new players and get some discoveries.
RomanceRe: I Really Like This Girl. by Carp101: 1:02pm On Mar 29, 2015
zaragal:
God bless u, kids everywhere in nairaland undecided
Absolutely. Also, the chick hasn't responded to him positively. She's probably not interested in him.
RomanceRe: Is It Proper For A Lady To Ask A Guy Out On Social Media by Carp101: 5:12pm On Mar 28, 2015
ireneony:
I wanna know if it's right for a lady to ask a guy out on social media without being tagged cheap...
and what If the lady guineally crazy about the dudesmiley
Crazy girl on Nairaland. Hehe.
RomanceRe: I Really Like This Girl. by Carp101: 4:26pm On Mar 28, 2015
kelvin100:
High maintenance or not, she deserves it.
A queen is a queen and should be treated as such.
Hahahahaha. My brother is truly in love with this chick.

I'm not trying to make her feel awkward towards you. Only gave you some tips on how to get on pretty well with her. cheesy

Hope to hear sucess story from you at last cheesy
RomanceRe: I Really Like This Girl. by Carp101: 1:26pm On Mar 28, 2015
kelvin100:
I will marry DrAify if she says yes.
lol..u guys might be a perfect match, who knows? cheesy

But she looks like a high maintenance chick. Hope you're financially balanced?
RomanceRe: I Really Like This Girl. by Carp101: 1:25pm On Mar 28, 2015
kelvin100:
I will marry DrAify if she says yes.
lol..
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: ! by Carp101: 1:42pm On Mar 27, 2015
Blackbeauty:
Hi nairalanders..sometimes,it gets really boring..these days,the reality is staring at me in the face!I just realised I hv few friends.i figured out it would be great to meet new people,talk and share ideas that can help us get ahead in our different careers..A little info about me;I am a lawyer, a book and music lover,witty ,maybe intelligent and also enthusiastic about life generally.Basically,I just want friends..mature working class male and female friends.I value human company a lot and am sure I can make some great friends here that would be for a life time.you can add me up on bbm with 3337B1EF.
NB:please,if u are looking for a sex partner,someone to hook up with cheaply or sex chat with;save yourself the trouble of contacting me.that's because I would block you so fast it would make your head spin!I won't appreciate students also cos am a working class woman that would prefer mature working class friends.
Hi, what do u do?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneWhat Do You Think? by Carp101(op): 11:07am On Feb 26, 2015
there's a girl i knew for long and she's got a bf. Recently, she's been calling me. Asking to visit me that her bf has been cheating on her.

Never took her serious till she said she loved me and wants me to make her feel like a real woman. Have been avoiding this girl since two weeks. wat shuld i do? Pls advice me.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls 'beg' For Recharge Card? by Carp101: 10:49am On Feb 26, 2015
eminentme:
u must be a serious n hard-working recharge card 'begger'.
hahaha
SportsRe: Urgent: Who Can Help Me Proof To My Mum That Ftb Betting Is A Dirty Exercise. by Carp101: 9:16pm On Feb 12, 2015
RomanceLander:
Hello I'm new on this forum and I've admired so many things here which warranted my joining . One them being getting help.

So, my younger brother is a football addict, I mean to the core... which isn't bad shaaa. But he started getting on my nerves when he started trying to transfer it to my mum.
He's always betting football games and quote me 'he gets his fortune almost every time' .Hardly does he lose a prediction.
Now I overheard him discussing his fortunes with my mum and she seems interested..... I chipped in and started countering his points proving to him that betting is gambling and dirty and that he's allowed to go on with it since he doesn't want to get some piece if advice from me, but what I won't have is he introducing my mum into it.

Well I tried but I wasn't good enough to backup my claims .... I just know within me that my spirit hates that thing ... I just don't know why.

Imagine my shock when I came back from school yesterday to find out my brother has placed a bet of 9wins for my mum. Yesterday night two of the games clicked in positively remaining 5. And the money involved is big enough (don't want to mention amount) .

Supposing she wins the remaining 5, I fear this will never stop.
Please someone help me out , I'm scared seriously..... if I can just talk her out of this I'll be glad.

I NEED URGENT HELP FROM NAIRALANDERS PLEEEASEEE
Lol, i want to know your brother. I'm good at predicting international matches and we can work together. But i'm not a gambler though.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Why First Date Sex Is The Best by Carp101(op): 1:14pm On Feb 11, 2015
buygala:
Let the op's sisters and aunties continue fuccking every Tunde, Chukwudi, and Salisu on the very first date... More power to their elbow in their unrivalled sex donation to the male community cry






op carry on jor... Please don't fail to also give your daughters this very wise piece of advice undecided
no insults pls.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneWhy First Date Sex Is The Best by Carp101(op): 12:59pm On Feb 11, 2015
It gets you into a relationship quickly. Rather than playing hard to get and loses the game.

It's really sweet. Ask those who have done it before and they'll tell you.

It shows how skillful you are and helps to get his attention to you.

Some people think that first date sex is really bad but to me, it's not. If two people fall for each other. Why not? If love at first sight exists then it's directly proportional to dating.
RomanceRe: THREAD For Those Who Don't Have A Val by Carp101: 11:55am On Feb 11, 2015
any cool babe in enugu?
RomanceRe: THREAD For Those Who Don't Have A Val by Carp101: 7:52am On Feb 11, 2015
yollychika:
I don't need Val jawe, I nor wan carry belle....mssttcchheeeewwww*sips ma black bullet* undecided
lol...no u won't. u r funny wink
RomanceRe: THREAD For Those Who Don't Have A Val by Carp101: 7:30am On Feb 11, 2015
i need someone for val. smiley
RomanceRe: Which Nlder Would U Love To Be Ur Val....comment For Fun.. by Carp101: 11:49am On Feb 05, 2015
Divineluv14:
I sight ya wink
yaah..can we roll on here? Or shuld i pm u?
RomanceRe: Which Nlder Would U Love To Be Ur Val....comment For Fun.. by Carp101:
Probably Divineluv14, if she's nice. Wow, 14 is included in her moniker. It's definitely gonna be interesting wink
RomanceRe: Is Nneka123 The Sexiest Girl On Nairaland? by Carp101:
Juliano47:
Another obsessed teenager.... angry ....that's how the said lady gonna start feeling like she's something because the OP was too blinded by lust not to notice several others more better-looking than her. sad something angry

....and how are we sure she ain't catfishing like that other niccur posting pinshures of his cousin just to be tagged "Handsome". Don't get fooled here on NL biko....some peeps are just here to seek attention.

I see no use for this thread....i doubt even Agbani had a thread. lipsrsealed
Absolutely. OP is simply infatuated. That chick is not really fantastic. I do prefer the girl above.
RomanceRe: Why Are Guys So Jealous? by Carp101(op): 6:45pm On Feb 02, 2015
wristwatch:
Bros there are other gud babes u will still meet. Don't mind ur badass friend.

Of all the comments given so far, SEXYSEUN comment is the most wicked and the most wicked comment I have read so far this year.
Thanks. Sexyseun is too crazy and I pity her boyfriend. grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Are Guys So Jealous? by Carp101(op): 12:52pm On Feb 01, 2015
2dice:
hmnnn
because of an unknown Girl you wanna dismiss your friend...
N.B : Your game isn't tight enoff..next time follow the Girl and make sure you Got her contact
Hahahaha, my game is not tight? Have we met before? Lol, do not say what you don't know.
RomanceRe: Why Are Guys So Jealous? by Carp101(op): 12:27pm On Feb 01, 2015
Princecalm:
Overtaking is allowed in the game, but your friend did it in a wrong way. Perhaps he also had interest in the girl and you approching her really pained him if not i don't see any reason why he should do such.

Pls reframe your topic, you should put "are" instead of "is"
Have done that. tx!
RomanceRe: Why Are Guys So Jealous? by Carp101(op): 12:23pm On Feb 01, 2015
yhusiee:
Uuuuhm, der r a lot of tyns wrng wt ur story, if I may say.
First, u invited a girl av neva met b4 2 come join u on a table u were sharin wv ur frnds(disrespectful in both ways). Ur nt a srs chyker.
Second, u blame ur frnd 4 makin a comment (wch I am sure was a joke) dt drove d gurl away n u tnk u will neva c her again bcs of dt. Dznt she hv a cell fone numba? y didnt u collect d numba n call her l8r on 2 straighten tyns out? Ur nt a srs chyker
Third, u exude so much lack of confidence. R u even a man. A very bad, ugly, poor, short guy can get any woman he wants if he has enuf confidence, bu u my frnd, u lack confidence. Dats y u will neva gt d knd of girl u want. You r nt a srs chyker.
Fourth; stop blaming urself, tk responsibility and b a srs chyker
What are you talking about? A cool gurl whom I politely asked to sit down with me for a few minutes and I was about rounding off to collect her number before my friend struck? I am not the kind of guy who goes for a girl's number without talking to her first and making her feel me.

Try to understand how good flow gets a guy a good babe.

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