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Sorry ooo.. I thought it was something like addition and subtraction that was why I opened this thread... I will pass now for genius!!!

Observing!

16 correct!

That's life for you! So get used to it or keep mute!!

ECOTERRORS:
Stupid people

Pained Ass!! Go sidon!

ECOTERRORS:
Stupid people

Pained Ass!! Go sidon!

Change is here, take it or leave it!

Good...

Sad*

In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asks the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a mental patient or not?

Dr: "Well, we'd fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(B-). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
and ask them to empty the bathtub."

Journalist: "Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger."

Dr: "No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!"
You also thought of the bucket, didn't you? Please go to bed No. 40 ! =D:p

In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asks the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a mental patient or not?

Dr: "Well, we'd fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(B-). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
and ask them to empty the bathtub."

Journalist: "Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger."

Dr: "No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!"
You also thought of the bucket, didn't you? Please go to bed No. 40 !

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Whatever!!!

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Exactly the pathway the PDP used to walk. Nothing is ever learnt in this country.

Meaning ?

No matter how hard they try APC will retain their mandate and wike and the other criminals will account for the dead crying souls of the innocent APC members and policemen...

Rivers- Peterside

Oyo- Ajimobi

Lagos- Ambode

Imo- Rochas

Ogun- Amosun

VOTE APC!!!

Your Votes counts, don't let thief come and steal away our mandate!!!

God bless Nigeria

As APC grows into the the largest Party in Africa!!!

Sweet Jesus please come and comfort me, my friends, Nairalanders and my family, Do not let your death be in vain over me and anyone else who likes this..

How many likes for Jesus!

Seen!

tonychristopher:
Yorubas and big mouth

With all their political sophistication yet tinubu pocketed them mentally and economically

You are a disgrace to your parents, siblings and other extended family and that even if you have one.. Your mother should have wasted you as her menstruation instead of going through 9month of hardship if not even more to give birth to an slowpoke like you!!!

Only God can save us from this pervert Islam believe of shedding blood!

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Segeggs:
Imagine clergy men putting on ja rule and 50 cent's chains. One even looks like don jazzy with a walking stick. Jehovah will send fire into their midst.

Lol.. Bro ure hilarious..but nah true talk shaa!

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Firefire:


I admit the Poll could be close, BUT irrespective of any online voting Dr. Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan shall surely comes out victorious.

The evil 'CHANGE' of darkness shall not overshadow the CHANGE of Light.

Fellow Nigerians,

Jonathan's performance after his full term in 2019 will be the BEST in Nigeria's history.

Vote wisely.

One man
One woman
One Youth

ONE VOTE.

GEJ till 2019
Jimi Agbaje till 2023.

Shalom.

U look exactly like your English!!!

SAI BUHARI!!!

VOTE APC..!!

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Meanwhile Jonathan promises 2 provide 2 million jobs every year if re-elected. To get more jokes from him, text JONATHAN to 2015.


VOTE FOR CHANGE!!!

VOTE APC!!!!

SAI BUHARI!!!

Change is Imminent!!!

Vote APC!!!

Sai Buhari!!!

Jonathan promises 2 provide 2 million jobs every year if re-elected. To get more jokes from him, text JONATHAN to 2015.

CHANGE!!! CHANGE!!! CHANGE!!!

SAI BUHARI

VOTE APC!!!!!

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VOTE CHANGE!!!!

VOTE BUHARI!!!


APC.